I can hear my neighbor _____

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  • Proyecto_AN
    Proyecto_AN Posts: 387
    record it and put it on youtube :laugh:

    THIS ^
  • AwesomelyAmber
    AwesomelyAmber Posts: 1,617 Member
    Yelling at their goats. Do you have any idea how hilarious it is to hear "Come on Cowboy! You don't want the stick do you? Nah, you wanna be a good boy and feel the love doncha?" and knowing that HE is talking to a goat??? :bigsmile: :laugh:

    Edit to say I just filled in the blank.... read the post after! haha so my answer is "Be glad they are both people!"
  • doorki
    doorki Posts: 2,576 Member
    My grandfather-in-law moved his girlfriend in 6 months ago. They have loud sex daily. Sometimes this 68 year old couple.wont come out of their room for days. Last week they invited a friend over for what I know very well was a threesome! Im glad we're moving out soon. I dont want my daughter walking in on great grandpa's kinky antics!

    They make the noises so that others know they are still alive when they do leave their room for days. Its a survival technique.
  • fstephanie4
    fstephanie4 Posts: 196 Member
    We had this problem. My mum did two things: one) at about 11pm she shouted "shes faking it!!!"" and two) told them when they were in the garden that we could hear them and could they maybe be a bit quieter.....the result? he always went round to her house for the night and eventually...they moved. Now we have an elderly couple who we only hear on the phone! ( what is it with elderly people thinking they need to shout for the person to hear!..bless)

    Good luck with it!
  • JJordon
    JJordon Posts: 857 Member
    He's doin' his duty, to please that booty.

    Don't hate, congratulate!
  • DeeBrownBaker
    DeeBrownBaker Posts: 145
    My grandfather-in-law moved his girlfriend in 6 months ago. They have loud sex daily. Sometimes this 68 year old couple.wont come out of their room for days. Last week they invited a friend over for what I know very well was a threesome! Im glad we're moving out soon. I dont want my daughter walking in on great grandpa's kinky antics!

    :noway: :laugh:
  • Shetchncn1
    Shetchncn1 Posts: 260 Member
    HA! All of you are so funny!. Me personally I would laugh. My husband would go next door and ask to join in! LMAO!
  • diodelcibo
    diodelcibo Posts: 2,564 Member
    I have none.
  • CountingCaloriesSuxass
    CountingCaloriesSuxass Posts: 387 Member
    Why dont you just join them??
  • raychulj
    raychulj Posts: 458 Member
    My grandfather-in-law moved his girlfriend in 6 months ago. They have loud sex daily. Sometimes this 68 year old couple.wont come out of their room for days. Last week they invited a friend over for what I know very well was a threesome! Im glad we're moving out soon. I dont want my daughter walking in on great grandpa's kinky antics!

    They make the noises so that others know they are still alive when they do leave their room for days. Its a survival technique.
    Or just a really strong prescription to viagra...
  • supertracylynn
    supertracylynn Posts: 1,338 Member
    He's doin' his duty, to please that booty.

    Don't hate, congratulate!

    ^this^

    My Darling and I keep it down when we stay the weekend at my place (an apartment), or when we lock the door behind us when we stay the weekend at his house.

    But when the kids are gone and the neighbors are working... :bigsmile:

    ETA: it's a common courtesy thing - not a "noise" or "rude" thing. If the walls are thin, they know it, and now they're just lacking that general respect for the sleeping pattern of others.
  • danwood2
    danwood2 Posts: 291 Member
    This reminds me of the time that I had a couple living under me in the condo where i used to live. Long story short - she was a screamer and his name was John. So one day, we ran into them for the first time out in the common area and I said - Hey John, how are you doing?

    After a perplexing look and a "Fine, how are you?" response... I just kept walking. We didn't hear her as much anymore.
  • Bikini27
    Bikini27 Posts: 1,290 Member
    My grandfather-in-law moved his girlfriend in 6 months ago. They have loud sex daily. Sometimes this 68 year old couple.wont come out of their room for days. Last week they invited a friend over for what I know very well was a threesome! Im glad we're moving out soon. I dont want my daughter walking in on great grandpa's kinky antics!


    O....My....God.....

    I'm sorry to say that I am the offender...I really feel sorry (for about 5 seconds) for my neighbors or my bf's roomies.....and then I'm too distracted to care. :wink:
  • Mavrick7a
    Mavrick7a Posts: 1,353
    flick the bean?

    funny!:laugh:
  • jlapey
    jlapey Posts: 1,850 Member
    Wow, just one more reason I DON'T miss living in an apartment.
  • RainHoward
    RainHoward Posts: 1,599 Member
    GOD, what a bunch of horny perverts. My address is....................
  • melsmith612
    melsmith612 Posts: 727 Member
    Trust me when I say that you'd rather hear your neighbors being kinky than live below someone who likes to play DDR at 3am!
  • Angel37615
    Angel37615 Posts: 87 Member
    Here are some creative, hilarious ways to get them to stop!

    http://www.happyplace.com/18746/notes-asking-neighbors-to-stop-having-loud-sex
  • danwood2
    danwood2 Posts: 291 Member
    My grandfather-in-law moved his girlfriend in 6 months ago. They have loud sex daily. Sometimes this 68 year old couple.wont come out of their room for days. Last week they invited a friend over for what I know very well was a threesome! Im glad we're moving out soon. I dont want my daughter walking in on great grandpa's kinky antics!

    :laugh: too funny
  • pain_is_weakness
    pain_is_weakness Posts: 798 Member
    If you can't beat them, join 'em.

    THIS lol
  • kwilliams386
    kwilliams386 Posts: 156 Member
    I am normally on the other end. I remember one time, my boyfriend came over for the weekend to my apt. and I was REALLY happy to see him. The next day we went to the store to get stuff for breakfast and as we were walking up the steps random people kept high fiving my bf.. He asked me "Who are these people?" I responded " My neighbors, you did very well last night. They are proud of you."
  • Bikini27
    Bikini27 Posts: 1,290 Member
    I am normally on the other end. I remember one time, my boyfriend came over for the weekend to my apt. and I was REALLY happy to see him. The next day we went to the store to get stuff for breakfast and as we were walking up the steps random people kept high fiving my bf.. He asked me "Who are these people?" I responded " My neighbors, you did very well last night. They are proud of you."

    LMAO....amen, sister ;)
  • Rixx31
    Rixx31 Posts: 220 Member
    Idk if this is against the rules of topic, but I can totally hear my neighbors have sex! Complete with baby I like that and butt slaps. I don't want to ruin the fun but I don't want to hear it. What should I do? I turned up the tv and then they get louder. Its kind of funny but hmmm idk.

    Try playing Ride of the Valkyries and turn up the volume so they'd be able to hear it.
    Bonus points if you can time the `finale` to theirs :laugh:
  • SoDamnHungry
    SoDamnHungry Posts: 6,998 Member
    My grandfather-in-law moved his girlfriend in 6 months ago. They have loud sex daily. Sometimes this 68 year old couple.wont come out of their room for days. Last week they invited a friend over for what I know very well was a threesome! Im glad we're moving out soon. I dont want my daughter walking in on great grandpa's kinky antics!

    They make the noises so that others know they are still alive when they do leave their room for days. Its a survival technique.

    So their kids don't start stealing all the valuables quite yet.
  • fbmandy55
    fbmandy55 Posts: 5,263 Member
    I'm sure we are the same. It would be embarrassed if our neighbors said anything but their driveway is like 3 feet from our bedroom window, the walls are thin and our bed is loud. I am too, I just can't help it. :frown:
  • 99clmsntgr
    99clmsntgr Posts: 777 Member
    When I was in college, we had a neighbor who was a little loud. When the bed would start banging against the wall, we'd bang back. And we started calling back to her when she'd get all hot and bothered. Once we started screaming back, it pretty much stopped. Twas fun while it lasted.
  • pudadough
    pudadough Posts: 1,271 Member
    Scream out ratings.


    "6.2 from the American judge!" or whatever your nationality happens to be...
  • Krizzo87
    Krizzo87 Posts: 14,186 Member
    Just yell things through the wall. Such as.....

    "Is that the best you got? She sounds like she's faking."
  • ecargharas
    ecargharas Posts: 3
    Just tell them that the walls are thin and sometimes you can hear them talking or something. Maybe take the chick aside and tell her you can hear them had sex..if she is even a little decent she might get embarrassed and keep it down. if they act like ****s just tell the cops that you have kids and they can hear the neighbors F***k.
  • jmc0806
    jmc0806 Posts: 1,444 Member
    yell "Finish Him!" in your best Mortal Kombat voice

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