What do your pets do that crack you up?

My cat Zeus loves to go under me when I am doing pushups or doing RI30 or something. It cracks me up because he ends up soaked in sweat from rubbing himself on me and doesn't seem to mind. LOL

Lily, my little Cavalier, barks at the TV whenever she sees animals. Yes, most animals do this, but most don't start running behind the TV, looking for where the animals are coming from. She does.

Ruby, my big cavalier, always tries to jump on the scale with me in the mornings, I don't need that extra 11kg :laugh:

Penny, my pom x jack Russell x god knows what else, sleeps on top of the vacuum cleaner in the spare room, but hides, cries and SCREAMS when I turn it on.

Tifa, my girl kitty, fights with her collar. I mean real full on fights, she even hisses at it.
She also swims in the big dog water bowl outside, she LOVES water haha

Halo, my boy kitty, humps everything. Clothes, shoes, dogs, table legs. Getting him deserved didn't help. It was gross at first but is just hilarious now, especially because he's really clumsy and often falls off tables etc while doing it

My 7 yr old black lab Floozie lets me know when it's time for her morning meal. (Sometimes @ 4 am) She jumps up & down at the side of the bed, then pushes me with her nose until I acknowledge her. If I don't, she continues to jump on me with her front legs until I get up & feed her.
After her 4:30 pm walk she knows she gets to eat. As soon as we come in & I take off her leash she rushes to her food spot before me, like the food is going to be there before I get over there to set it down.

When I get down on the floor to do crunches she tries to lay on my midsection & she weighs about 75 lbs!

As soon as I open the cupboard with the peanut butter jar she races over. She thinks that's the only thing in there. When I'm finished putting it on the crackers she gives me those "puppy eyes" & she gets to the lick the spoon.

When I sit on the couch to watch TV she lays right next to me & gets her head under my hand so I can pet her. You would think that I don't give her any attention.
That's just a few of the things she does that crack me up. She is a constant source of amusement. Our pets give us unconditional love. You gotta just love your pets. I know I do.

my crab will spend days shifting sand from one corner of the tank to the other, creating a nice little sand mountain. Then i'll come along and level it all out again. He'll spend a day or 2 sulking on his log (or more likely he's scheming), then he'll start building his little mountain again...

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<<< Sassy is working on her degree too! lol

When I'm exercising she has to sit right next to me. When doing sit ups she meows at me as I'm coming up. I tell people she's counting with me lol

She wakes me up by grabbing a hold of my eye brows or tip of my nose with her teeth. She's very gentle about it so it doesn't hurt.

When I'm falling asleep she sleeps next to me with her head on my pillow and faces me. As I close my eyes she reaches out with her paw and pats me on the face as if to say don't go to sleep yet. Cracks everyone up when I show them. As soon as my eyes shut I get the paw. lol

SHe insists on going into the bathroom with me and will walk around in circles meowing at me as if she's telling me all about her day. If I don't let her in with me she puts her paws under the door pulling at the door trying to open it till I let her in.

At night when she thinks its time to go to bed she runs to the bottom of the stairs and meows at me till I get up and follow her up to bed. Then she jumps into our bed and walks around meowing at me. She always sleeps on my side of the bed with her head on my pillow facing me reaching out to me with her paws. Its so cute.

I have so many I don't even know where to begin. I have a 5 month old maltese, and she loves having her belly rubbed. Except I'm not allowed to stop until she says so (which would be never). If I do, she will grab my hand with her mouth and "gently" bring it back towards her belly.

She's a huge fan of apples and sweet potatoes, but she goes crazy for my string cheese. Once I pull one out of the fridge she follows me and gives me the puppy eyes until I give in and give her a small piece.

She thinks I have horrible morning breath: she sleeps next to me, but when I say "good morning", she runs to the bottom.

And if I fart, she gives me the "how rude" look.

My mom would fill a water bottle halfway with rocks and use it to play fetch with her boxer, Brutus. Brutus taught this to my Aussie, Ozzy. Now, I have to be extra observant at the park, because Ozzy WILL grab a water bottle right out of the hand of an unsuspecting stranger the second I look away.

Earlier, my fiance brought in a whole case of water bottles for our hike today and party tomorrow. We had to put it on top of the refrigerator, because all Ozzy just sees is a big box of 24 of his favorite toys.

My dog is a real old fart, as soon as it hits 9:00 at night, he sits down at us and just stares and pesters us to go to bed. He doesn't like when were still up because he feels that he has to watch us. He can do this for a few hours, until he gets his way. He's my alarm clock telling me TO go to bed, have to say i feel well rested now adays though lol

I really wish MFP had a "LIKE" button,,,when I see posts like this.

My orange and white Persian (Rascal is his name), will sit on the armrest of the couch when you're eating. He'll put his paw on/under your arm and attempt to move your food in his direction. When I'm sitting on the couch with my dad, he'll sit between us and turn to one of us and meow because he wants attention. If he doesn't get it, he turns and meows at the other person.

My orange and white Persian (Rascal is his name), will sit on the armrest of the couch when you're eating. He'll put his paw on/under your arm and attempt to move your food in his direction. When I'm sitting on the couch with my dad, he'll sit between us and turn to one of us and meow because he wants attention. If he doesn't get it, he turns and meows at the other person.

lol my persian Sassy does the same thing. I love it! If your eating cereal with milk she will come running and sit there pawing at the bowl or your arm trying to get some of the milk. The minute your done you better put the bowl down for her to lick out the last drops or she gives you the saddest looks. I have dozens of photos of her pawing at my husbands cereal bowl.

My dog farts, then looks at his butt in confusion (or pride?) like "What was that??!"

LOL, mine does that, too! She's such an idiot. She'll fart, and when my brother is around, she'll poke him with her nose as if she's trying to pin it on him. When he's not around, she'll freeze for a second like, "what was that?" and then turn around and stare at her back end like, "was that you again?" She does all kinds of strange things.

My fish go nuts and follow me when I walk by their tank. I guess they think I have food.

My dog farts, then looks at his butt in confusion (or pride?) like "What was that??!"

LOL, mine does that, too! She's such an idiot. She'll fart, and when my brother is around, she'll poke him with her nose as if she's trying to pin it on him. When he's not around, she'll freeze for a second like, "what was that?" and then turn around and stare at her back end like, "was that you again?" She does all kinds of strange things.

My golden retriever does this too! Cracks us up. Sometimes he'll sneak one out and we know before we smell it because he actually jumps up and leaves the room. Wish he would learn to leave the room BEFORE he does it!!