Song lyrics you always messed up

_Elemenopee_
_Elemenopee_ Posts: 2,665 Member
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And it's hard to hold a gecko, in the cold November Rain.
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  • silvergurl518
    silvergurl518 Posts: 4,123 Member
    hold me closer, tony danzaaaaaaaaaa ;)
  • Tw1zzler
    Tw1zzler Posts: 583
    Flies in the Vaseline - sure to make you lose your mind.
  • Cr01502
    Cr01502 Posts: 3,614 Member
    Jimi Hendrix:

    "Excuse me while I kiss the sky . . . "

    "Excuse me while I kiss this guy . . . . "
  • UsedToBeHusky
    UsedToBeHusky Posts: 15,228 Member
    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

    I always thought it was 'hard to hold together in the cold November rain'.

    That's still not right but at least it halfway works with the lyrics.
  • DontStopB_Leakin
    DontStopB_Leakin Posts: 3,863 Member
    And it's hard to hold a gecko, in the cold November Rain.
    How on EARTH do you confuse candle for gecko?

    How?
  • toomuchbootyindapants
    toomuchbootyindapants Posts: 811 Member
    wrapped up like a douche.....another runner in the night.

    heh
  • boperoni10
    boperoni10 Posts: 3,034
    "We gonna jam at the light house"


    actual

    "oh, oh big ole air jetliner"
  • _Elemenopee_
    _Elemenopee_ Posts: 2,665 Member
    And it's hard to hold a gecko, in the cold November Rain.
    How on EARTH do you confuse candle for gecko?

    How?

    I was older than you when that song peeked and possibly doing something illegal...don't you judge me!
  • laughingdani
    laughingdani Posts: 2,275 Member
    "I should've been a cowboy
    I should've learned to rope and ride
    Wearing my 'sex shoes' (ACTUAL: six-shooter) riding my pony on a cattle drive"
  • oregonzoo
    oregonzoo Posts: 4,251 Member
    "bee's are the things I can do without"
  • BuffyEat2Live
    BuffyEat2Live Posts: 327 Member
    There is a song that goes "I will be your father figure" and I still always hear "I will be your bottom feeder".
  • oregonzoo
    oregonzoo Posts: 4,251 Member
    from Genuwine "Pony"
    Always thought it was "you'll be on my donkey chain" it's really "you'll be on my jockey team"
  • DontStopB_Leakin
    DontStopB_Leakin Posts: 3,863 Member
    And it's hard to hold a gecko, in the cold November Rain.
    How on EARTH do you confuse candle for gecko?

    How?

    I was older than you when that song peeked and possibly doing something illegal...don't you judge me!
    Was I even born yet when that song came out?

    *checks*


    Yes, I was 4.

    Touche.
  • ShreddedTweet
    ShreddedTweet Posts: 1,326 Member
    'Might as well face it you're a **** with a glove'
  • 2credneck208
    2credneck208 Posts: 501 Member
    "We gonna jam at the light house"


    actual

    "oh, oh big ole air jetliner"

    For the longest time I thought it was "get your jam and line up" lmao!!
  • SpeSHul_SnoflEHk
    SpeSHul_SnoflEHk Posts: 6,256 Member
    And it's hard to hold a gecko, in the cold November Rain.
    How on EARTH do you confuse candle for gecko?

    How?

    Maybe it was a green candle, and they weren't wearing their glasses and it was twilighty when things just don't quite look right.

    Hey is that a gecko in your ha...Oh just a candle. My bad.
  • matt2442
    matt2442 Posts: 1,259 Member
    honestly in that taylor swift song i heard "I know you were trouble when you walked in, you grew in places that shouldnt have been"
  • Alex_is_Hawks
    Alex_is_Hawks Posts: 3,499 Member
    And it's hard to hold a gecko, in the cold November Rain.
    How on EARTH do you confuse candle for gecko?

    How?

    trust me...it can be done....

    ok...there's a Canadian country singer named Charlie Major

    and he has this song called "I do it for the money"

    and the verse is: I do it I do it I do it for the money.....

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RSWftCJpaQU there's a youtube video of it to show you.....


    and so HELP me God......for the first 6 months after it came out, I thought it was Abdullah Abdullah Abdullah Muhammad...

    srsly.....

    till I mentioned it to my beautiful best friend (that was WAY prettier and so much more perfect than I)

    and she bust out laughing...hugged me....and wrote the lyrics out on paper....


    and then when we went to the bar that night...she told EVERYONE what I thought it was...

    :) I loved that b*tch.

    true story.
  • TomTomato
    TomTomato Posts: 223
    wrapped up like a douche.....another runner in the night.

    heh

    Funny, I always thought it was "wreck up like a douche" which makes even LESS sense.
  • thecanface
    thecanface Posts: 1,180 Member
    "I should've been a cowboy
    I should've learned to rope and ride
    Wearing my 'sex shoes' (ACTUAL: six-shooter) riding my pony on a cattle drive"

    i always say SEX SHOES! :laugh:
  • Melissa22G
    Melissa22G Posts: 847 Member
    Dirty jeans and they're dungarees
  • SpeSHul_SnoflEHk
    SpeSHul_SnoflEHk Posts: 6,256 Member
    There are tons from grunge that I still am not quite sure what the hell they are singing. re: Yellow Ledbetter - Pearl jam.

    Umm. Otherwise,

    When I was in grade school, I used to run around singing along with Peter Frampton:

    "Screw you blue. Feel like I do"
  • beekuzz
    beekuzz Posts: 428 Member
    Michael Jackson's "Don't stop til you get it up"
  • TomTomato
    TomTomato Posts: 223
    Aerosmith's version of "Come Together" has a line that I thought said "toe-jam football".
  • thecanface
    thecanface Posts: 1,180 Member
    And it's hard to hold a gecko, in the cold November Rain.
    How on EARTH do you confuse candle for gecko?

    How?

    trust me...it can be done....

    ok...there's a Canadian country singer named Charlie Major

    and he has this song called "I do it for the money"

    and the verse is: I do it I do it I do it for the money.....

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RSWftCJpaQU there's a youtube video of it to show you.....


    and so HELP me God......for the first 6 months after it came out, I thought it was Abdullah Abdullah Abdullah Muhammad...

    srsly.....

    till I mentioned it to my beautiful best friend (that was WAY prettier and so much more perfect than I)

    and she bust out laughing...hugged me....and wrote the lyrics out on paper....


    and then when we went to the bar that night...she told EVERYONE what I thought it was...

    :) I loved that b*tch.

    true story.


    holy mother of hahahaha i had to hold my breath to not laugh super freakin loud!!!
  • wolverine66
    wolverine66 Posts: 3,779 Member
    when i heard "i'm walking on sunshine whoa-oh and don't it feel good"

    i heard "kill your parents and pets! they are coming for you if you don't get them first!"

    ha ha.... boy oh boy, you should have seen the look on my face when i found out the real lyrics. ha ha ha...whew boy... i was really far off.
  • 2credneck208
    2credneck208 Posts: 501 Member
    Oh I got another one Eric church's creepin, I thought it was "grapevine" my 8 yo son told me what he was actually saying.
  • peachfigs
    peachfigs Posts: 831 Member
    You're the willy the worm, willy the worm oh, hoo hoo hoo, HONEY!

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  • saxmaniac
    saxmaniac Posts: 1,133 Member
    "I'll eat wasabi on my dude" from "Girly Man"

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zDKcevMFUCo

    Yeah, it's old. I'm still laughing
  • Cindyt1987
    Cindyt1987 Posts: 9 Member
    song - Dream on

    "sing for the laughter and sing for the tear"

    when i was a kid i thought it was "sing for the mammals and sing for the deer"

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