Eating 3500 cals a day ant not loosing!
emma155
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I have upped my calories (at everyones suggestions) to 3500 calories a day from 1200.
im still not loosing!
What is going on?
im still not loosing!
What is going on?
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You are eating back all your sarcasm cals. Don't do that!0
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oh and im 5'4" female.
I do 30 mins of walking and i play on the wii twice a week.0 -
True. They may taste good, but underneath it all, they're basically just bitter.You are eating back all your sarcasm cals. Don't do that!0 -
Joke threads belong in the Chit Chat section.0
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True. They may taste good, but underneath it all, they're basically just bitter.You are eating back all your sarcasm cals. Don't do that!
I get 3000 of these cals from chocolate.
Which does not taste bitter.
It did, but i gave up the dark chocolate.0 -
Hey OP
My best guess is that you're overtraining.
I'd take a rest week and bump your calories up to about 5000.
That should do it.
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this is not a joke thread. it belongs here. It is a seriouse as all the other threads.0
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your symptoms point towards ebola.0
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I recommend a high protein raw food diet. Raw beef, pork and chicken will help you attain the losses you seek, especially if you leave them out for a day or so.0
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I have upped my calories (at everyones suggestions) to 3500 calories a day from 1200.
im still not loosing!
What is going on?
yawn. guess we will have to wait for a legit funny thread this friday.0 -
Joke threads belong in the Chit Chat section.
Joke threads belong everywhere. It's people who take themselves too seriously that fuel the media driven politically correctness these days. It's almost unbearable. Please stop..... for me.0 -
I have upped my calories (at everyones suggestions) to 3500 calories a day from 1200.
im still not loosing!
What is going on?
yawn. guess we will have to wait for a legit funny thread this friday.
No doubt.0 -
I've seen funnier but A for trying.
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***yawn***
unoriginal response to an unoriginal and unfunny thread.0 -
Unless it's 3500 calories worth of raspberry ketones, you're doomed to fail.0
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That poor ant. 3500 calories a day is a lot for the little bugger.
Maybe try feeding him a leaf a week. Or some powdered ant food.
Should work.0 -
If you aren't eating ice cream and/or pop tarts, that would explain it.0
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I have upped my calories (at everyones suggestions) to 3500 calories a day from 1200.
im still not loosing!
What is going on?
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That poor ant. 3500 calories a day is a lot for the little bugger.
Maybe try feeding him a leaf a week. Or some powdered ant food.
Should work.
Well, I'm sure 3500 calories a day would force the ant to loosen his belt at least0 -
***yawn***
unoriginal response to an unoriginal and unfunny thread.
The sarcasm calories part was ok, though? I get my validation from this forum, you see.
That I didn't give in to the obvious gambit of misspelling "losing" has to count in my favour, along with the fact that I didn't tell the original poster how much they sucked.0 -
win!0 -
I disagree. It's not about political correctness. I'm all for humor, but some people come here for help. They may tend to look in the "General Diet and Weight Loss Help" forum when doing that. I feel for those people that come in here and have to sift through the thread before finding that it is a joke, if they get far enough to realize it before taking some bad advice.Joke threads belong in the Chit Chat section.
Joke threads belong everywhere. It's people who take themselves too seriously that fuel the media driven politically correctness these days. It's almost unbearable. Please stop..... for me.
To me it is about as funny as the original poster and everyone that played along wandering into an AA meeting drunk and laughing while saying "I'm an alcoholic and I want help" it comes across as you mocking the people that have a problem and have not figured it out yet, while somehow acting as if you are above them.0 -
A Master Cleanse should do the trick - should shift any food that is backing up inside.0
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3500 cals a day! Is that all! You need to eat much more than that preferably fried chicken, icecream ect I i could go on but i have an ambulance outside waiting to take me once they have taken the wall out.0
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if you take weight loss to seriously you wont get any where, it will destroy you when you gain 2 lb even though you have eaten in you goal like a robot all week!0
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Joke threads belong in the Chit Chat section.
Joke threads belong everywhere. It's people who take themselves too seriously that fuel the media driven politically correctness these days. It's almost unbearable. Please stop..... for me.
I see Joke threads. All the time. Typed out like regular threads. They don't see each other. They only see what they want to see. They don't know they're jokes.0 -
Who cares where the tread belongs. The tragedy is how lame the joke is.
True dat.
Though I would say I do care about where the tread belongs. It belongs on the road. There is danger otherwise.
(I acknowledge that your response is most likely applicable to my post as well)0 -
Oh yay, yet another misplaced thread mocking others.:indifferent:0
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