What they say... What they really mean...

WinnerVictorious
WinnerVictorious Posts: 4,733 Member
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great burn = I'm writing on your wall so that you don't de-friend me
loose = lose
you look great = you look like you need a compliment
i'm considering a detox cleanse = i am gullible
i'm elite = i'm an orthorexic teenager
i'm here to help you = i'm a personal trainer selling something from my facebook page
everybody's different = i don't want you to confuse me with facts
gluten is bad = i just helped the author of Wheat Belly buy a vacation home on Maui
i'm not a creeper = i'm a creeper
nice hat = did you get a free bowl of soup with that?
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  • Zomoniac
    Zomoniac Posts: 1,169 Member
    I didn't get any soup with my hat. I feel disappointed.
  • astronomicals
    astronomicals Posts: 1,537 Member
    can we change "everybody is different" to "I have bad genetics"?

    people are different... form varies, best training method varies, easiest diet to follow varies...


    ill add a few

    start fresh tomorrow= you really effed up today
    any progress is moving in the right direction= I'm happy theres people doing worse than I am
    are you eating clean?= do you insufflate broccoli and take oatmeal rectally
    thats just your opinion= I have no clue about nutrition do I'll just discredit everyone's claims that dont coincide with the garbage I believe to be true

    lets end strong

    paleo and crossfit are the best option for the average person= fitness is my religion so I follow it blindly and take everything on faith
  • HerrStanfield
    HerrStanfield Posts: 6
    Loving the Caddyshack reference.
  • WinnerVictorious
    WinnerVictorious Posts: 4,733 Member
    can we change "everybody is different" to "I have bad genetics"?

    people are different... form varies, best training method varies, easiest diet to follow varies...

    "everybody's different" is almost always used to justify eating below BMR or damned close to it.
  • BeccaBollons
    BeccaBollons Posts: 652 Member
    Don't forget;
    I'm not loosing weight- I thought eating 1200 cals a day would give me instant results
    Am I eating enough?- PLEASE don't tell me to eat more!
  • Dark_Roast
    Dark_Roast Posts: 17,689 Member
    I'm big boned = I need to justify eating like a horse
  • agggie550
    agggie550 Posts: 281 Member
    Its either Water or Muscle = Of course you didnt get fatter from eating an entire pizza and walking on the treadmill for 5 minutes.
  • astronomicals
    astronomicals Posts: 1,537 Member
    can we change "everybody is different" to "I have bad genetics"?

    people are different... form varies, best training method varies, easiest diet to follow varies...

    "everybody's different" is almost always used to justify eating below BMR or damned close to it.

    lol... i feel ya... people just use it as an excuse to do all sorts of stupid things, as you've illustrated
  • ILiftHeavyAcrylics
    ILiftHeavyAcrylics Posts: 27,732 Member
    wtg!= I don't want you to unfriend me but can't be bothered to type more than 3 letters.
  • WinnerVictorious
    WinnerVictorious Posts: 4,733 Member
    meh = meh
  • JenniferMary_9169
    JenniferMary_9169 Posts: 164
    bump = I have absolutely nothing to add to this thread, I just want in before the lock so I can go back and laugh hysterically later while eating a poptart and drinking a beer :flowerforyou:
  • NutellaAddict
    NutellaAddict Posts: 1,258 Member
    Treadmills make you jacked like a body builder.
  • Dark_Roast
    Dark_Roast Posts: 17,689 Member
    bump = I have absolutely nothing to add to this thread, I just want in before the lock so I can go back and laugh hysterically later while eating a poptart and drinking a beer :flowerforyou:

    made me laugh, thank you!
  • dad106
    dad106 Posts: 4,868 Member
    Your turning fat into muscle: I have no idea how the human body works, but I want to be supportive about your weight gain

    Why aren't you being supportive?!= Why aren't you telling me what I want to hear?!
  • ILiftHeavyAcrylics
    ILiftHeavyAcrylics Posts: 27,732 Member
    Please no negative comments = I know what I want to do is ill-advised and/or a gimmick, I am here for validation only
  • spade117
    spade117 Posts: 2,466 Member
    i'm not a creeper = i'm a creeper

    Does this one work both directions?
  • ShutterBugMomof2
    ShutterBugMomof2 Posts: 89
    Its either Water or Muscle = Of course you didnt get fatter from eating an entire pizza and walking on the treadmill for 5 minutes.

    This made me laugh!!!!
  • Dead_Darling
    Dead_Darling Posts: 478 Member
    are you eating clean?= do you insufflate broccoli and take oatmeal rectally

    :laugh:
  • WinnerVictorious
    WinnerVictorious Posts: 4,733 Member
    i'm being sabotaged = i won't take responsibility for my own actions
    i'm a coach = i'm not a coach, but i do have some shakes to sell you
    i saw it on Dr. Oz = i'm unemployed and watch TV all day
    ignore the haters = ignore the facts
  • YoungDoc2B
    YoungDoc2B Posts: 1,593 Member
    Good job staying under - Your food choices absolutely sucked, but at least you stayed under your calories. That counts for something, right?
  • ghhosstt
    ghhosstt Posts: 112
    Why am I being attacked?! = Why aren't you agreeing with me and telling me what I want to hear?
  • Only1Mickee
    Only1Mickee Posts: 415 Member
    i saw it on Dr. Oz = i'm unemployed and watch TV all day

    OH the Great and Powerful OZ. LOL
  • Mia_RagazzaTosta
    Mia_RagazzaTosta Posts: 4,885 Member
    this thread is full of win = this thread is fn hilarious
  • ILiftHeavyAcrylics
    ILiftHeavyAcrylics Posts: 27,732 Member
    Am I wrong? = Don't tell me I'm wrong, I've already made up my mind
  • theCarlton
    theCarlton Posts: 1,344 Member
    I'm hypothyroid OR I have PCOS = I've heard this makes people gain weight, so that's why I'm overweight. It's not that I consume WAY more calories than I expend. (Legitimately, these 2 conditions make it difficult to lose weight, but they don't cause weight gain, just facilitate it and are exacerbated by overeating and sedentary lifestyle.)

    *friend requests sent with no message*= I'm collecting friends, all of them, don't care who you are, be my friend, I like friends, you're pretty and you probably smell good, I don't hate your face, let's be friends, friend, I like hugs, do you like hugs? Let's hug.

    Anybody have any luck with the [insert diet, pills, black magic, or 1200 calories here]?= I've seen every post about how none of these things work, I don't know a single person in my personal life who's had any success with it, and I know exactly what has worked for everyone else, but PLEASE give me the one story of someone that it did work for so I can continue to delude myself.
  • WinnerVictorious
    WinnerVictorious Posts: 4,733 Member
    i need to cleanse the toxins = i need to assuage my guilt for over-eating
  • WendyTerry420
    WendyTerry420 Posts: 13,274 Member
    great burn = I'm writing on your wall so that you don't de-friend me
    loose = lose
    you look great = you look like you need a compliment
    i'm considering a detox cleanse = i am gullible
    i'm elite = i'm an orthorexic teenager
    i'm here to help you = i'm a personal trainer selling something from my facebook page
    everybody's different = i don't want you to confuse me with facts
    gluten is bad = i just helped the author of Wheat Belly buy a vacation home on Maui
    i'm not a creeper = i'm a creeper
    nice hat = did you get a free bowl of soup with that?


    :drinker:


    Love it!
  • elenathegreat
    elenathegreat Posts: 3,988 Member
    No Soup For YOU = You come back, one year!
  • WinnerVictorious
    WinnerVictorious Posts: 4,733 Member
    No Soup For YOU = You come back, one year!

    i don't get it.

    ???
  • miked7344
    miked7344 Posts: 26 Member
    Seinfeld Reference. If you don't get it you missed out on a great show.

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