I just cannot figure it out man

taunto
taunto Posts: 6,420 Member
edited January 19 in Chit-Chat
I have been thinking and its annoying me how I cannot figure out the answers to these. Can you guys please help?

1) If water has no carbs, fat or protein and many other nutrition is also 0, why do we need it?

2) Since there hasn't been many pyramids made in the past millennium or 2, where do the Egyptians live now? Or are there underground secret Pyramids that the world knows not of?

3) Is gravity horizontal or vertical? Please proof

4) When exactly did people started seeing in color and who introduced the colors in the world? All I ever see in the old movies and pictures are black and white

5) Why is there only good china? Why isn't there any bad china? Is it because it would be racist if we say "oh I don't wanna bring out the bad China. Its bad"?

6) Who was the first person to bring bring milk to the village and how did he explained how he got it out of the cow?

7) If Apple juice is made of Apples. And Orange Juice is made of Orange. What is Cola made of?
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  • _crafty_
    _crafty_ Posts: 1,682 Member
    hi Taunto :flowerforyou:
  • Cindy873
    Cindy873 Posts: 1,165
    This is way too deep for me today.
  • Mainebikerchick
    Mainebikerchick Posts: 1,573 Member
    I have been thinking and its annoying me how I cannot figure out the answers to these. Can you guys please help?

    1) If water has no carbs, fat or protein and many other nutrition is also 0, why do we need it?

    2) Since there hasn't been many pyramids made in the past millennium or 2, where do the Egyptians live now? Or are there underground secret Pyramids that the world knows not of?

    3) Is gravity horizontal or vertical? Please proof

    4) When exactly did people started seeing in color and who introduced the colors in the world? All I ever see in the old movies and pictures are black and white

    5) Why is there only good china? Why isn't there any bad china? Is it because it would be racist if we say "oh I don't wanna bring out the bad China. Its bad"?

    6) Who was the first person to bring bring milk to the village and how did he explained how he got it out of the cow?

    7) If Apple juice is made of Apples. And Orange Juice is made of Orange. What is Cola made of?

    Cola is made of cocaine. You're welcome.
  • BikerGirlElaine
    BikerGirlElaine Posts: 1,631 Member

    4) When exactly did people started seeing in color and who introduced the colors in the world? All I ever see in the old movies and pictures are black and white

    When they made the Wizard of Oz.

    Or it could have been when we discovered LSD

    You're welcome.
  • UsedToBeHusky
    UsedToBeHusky Posts: 15,228 Member
    1) If water has no carbs, fat or protein and many other nutrition is also 0, why do we need it?

    Cocaine is a helluva drug!
    2) Since there hasn't been many pyramids made in the past millennium or 2, where do the Egyptians live now? Or are there underground secret Pyramids that the world knows not of?

    Cocaine is a helluva drug!
    3) Is gravity horizontal or vertical? Please proof

    Cocaine is a helluva drug!
    4) When exactly did people started seeing in color and who introduced the colors in the world? All I ever see in the old movies and pictures are black and white

    Cocaine is a helluva drug!
    5) Why is there only good china? Why isn't there any bad china? Is it because it would be racist if we say "oh I don't wanna bring out the bad China. Its bad"?

    Cocaine is a helluva drug!
    6) Who was the first person to bring bring milk to the village and how did he explained how he got it out of the cow?

    Cocaine is a helluva drug!
    7) If Apple juice is made of Apples. And Orange Juice is made of Orange. What is Cola made of?

    Cocaine! IT'S A HELLUVA DRUG!
  • _SusieQ_
    _SusieQ_ Posts: 2,964 Member
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  • infamousmk
    infamousmk Posts: 6,033 Member
    You forgot the one about Hermoine and Harry Potter...
  • catrinaHwechanged
    catrinaHwechanged Posts: 4,907 Member
    Good questions...this requires deep thought!!
  • __RANDY__
    __RANDY__ Posts: 1,036 Member
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  • maab_connor
    maab_connor Posts: 3,927 Member
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  • Lift_This_
    Lift_This_ Posts: 2,756 Member
    hola taunto!
  • Mustang_Susie
    Mustang_Susie Posts: 7,045 Member
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  • markymarrkk
    markymarrkk Posts: 495 Member
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    I LUFF YOU !!
  • Yanicka1
    Yanicka1 Posts: 4,564 Member
    Not tonight t, I have a headache
  • cmriverside
    cmriverside Posts: 34,458 Member
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  • BusyRaeNOTBusty
    BusyRaeNOTBusty Posts: 7,166 Member
    3. Gravity is in ALL the directions. All mass attracts all other mass. It's just that the biggest, closest mass wins.
  • ldrosophila
    ldrosophila Posts: 7,512 Member
    Because I deemed it so. You are welcome.
  • aliciagetshealthy
    aliciagetshealthy Posts: 946 Member
    I only have the answer to #3. My proof is based on the sheer number of times I cannot clear a doorway, even when I'm perfectly centered on approach...hence, horizontal gravity MUST be the reason I can't stay away from door jams.
  • Natihilator
    Natihilator Posts: 1,778 Member
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    Lulz I love that his gif has found life on here.
  • KaitieNoelle
    KaitieNoelle Posts: 7 Member
    OMG I LOVE cheese!
  • xXxHBICxXx
    xXxHBICxXx Posts: 370 Member
    Tis Taunto Time!!! :happy:
  • pastryari
    pastryari Posts: 8,646 Member
    BUT DO YOU TAKE THE CUP OUT TO PEE OR NOT!??????
  • taunto
    taunto Posts: 6,420 Member
    BUT DO YOU TAKE THE CUP OUT TO PEE OR NOT!??????

    Hasn't Hitler been punished enough?
  • tageekly
    tageekly Posts: 3,755 Member
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  • foxro
    foxro Posts: 793 Member
    I have been thinking and its annoying me how I cannot figure out the answers to these. Can you guys please help?

    1) If water has no carbs, fat or protein and many other nutrition is also 0, why do we need it?

    2) Since there hasn't been many pyramids made in the past millennium or 2, where do the Egyptians live now? Or are there underground secret Pyramids that the world knows not of?

    3) Is gravity horizontal or vertical? Please proof

    4) When exactly did people started seeing in color and who introduced the colors in the world? All I ever see in the old movies and pictures are black and white

    5) Why is there only good china? Why isn't there any bad china? Is it because it would be racist if we say "oh I don't wanna bring out the bad China. Its bad"?

    6) Who was the first person to bring bring milk to the village and how did he explained how he got it out of the cow?

    7) If Apple juice is made of Apples. And Orange Juice is made of Orange. What is Cola made of?

    It's ok Taunto. It's just the matrix. Pretty soon Neo aka Keanu Reeves will save us all. Until that happens just chill and be glad that gravity works the way it does and all the other things just happens because.... However.....

    Other more important things to consider:
    What came first, the chicken or the egg ?
    If Duck's fly upside down, do they quack up?
    If Dorothy was somewhere over the rainbow, where is her pot of gold ?
    Who made up all the stupid spelling rules eg. i before e except after c.
    What if I eat 1199.999 calories ? Can I still be your friend
    If I eat paleo, do I cook the meat ?
    and so on.....
  • DontStopB_Leakin
    DontStopB_Leakin Posts: 3,863 Member
    DO U PEELZ UR SWEET PERTATER FRYZ B4 R AFTUR U EET DEM?!
  • Crankstr
    Crankstr Posts: 3,958 Member
    hi Taunto.
  • pastryari
    pastryari Posts: 8,646 Member
    DO U PEELZ UR SWEET PERTATER FRYZ B4 R AFTUR U EET DEM?!

    NO NO NO NOOO. MY QQERSTION IZ MR IPERTANT DEN YERZ. DO YEW TAKE DA CUP OUT B4 YEW PEE???
  • Trallarna
    Trallarna Posts: 45
    Oops wrong trouser leg of time!
  • Cliffslosinit
    Cliffslosinit Posts: 5,044 Member
    On the 7 day when HE rested I said "whatever taunto wants taunto gets unless it's dangerous!
    You are welcome:flowerforyou:
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