Is there anything lamer than hearing guys talk about beer?

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  • Kxgz
    Kxgz Posts: 198 Member
    Whatever...I heart beer
  • twiggypal
    twiggypal Posts: 439 Member
    "I tried some blah blah IPA this weekend, man"
    "Nice dude! I saw that on sale at Whole Foods"

    And then they start going back and forth until someone says "chocolate pilsner" and then the convo ends because the pretension has reached maximum levels.

    Sometimes I think I wasn't supposed to be a guy. :sick:

    I'll help you piece things together young lady....
    lives in san francisco
    doesnt like beer
    profile says lives on fruit and doesnt need protein
    Wants to move like a ballerine on profile too
    thinks he wasnt supposed to be a guy......

    .....wait.....you're a dude?

    my task just became harder...needed a double take on yr photo sorry.

    try this

    drink some beer...eat some protein....stop eating cumquats
    or start wearing skirts princess and leave beer out of this.
  • TX_Thundercat
    TX_Thundercat Posts: 2,437 Member
    "I tried some blah blah IPA this weekend, man"
    "Nice dude! I saw that on sale at Whole Foods"

    And then they start going back and forth until someone says "chocolate pilsner" and then the convo ends because the pretension has reached maximum levels.

    Sometimes I think I wasn't supposed to be a guy. :sick:

    I'll help you piece things together young lady....
    lives in san francisco
    doesnt like beer
    profile says lives on fruit and doesnt need protein
    Wants to move like a ballerine on profile too
    thinks he wasnt supposed to be a guy......

    .....wait.....you're a dude?

    my task just became harder...needed a double take on yr photo sorry.

    try this

    drink some beer...eat some protein....stop eating cumquats
    or start wearing skirts princess and leave beer out of this.

    Boom! That just happened...
  • NutellaAddict
    NutellaAddict Posts: 1,258 Member
    More of a hard liquor type of person myself, but I have stopped drinking completely for about 1.5 years :smile:
  • corn63
    corn63 Posts: 1,580 Member
    "I tried some blah blah IPA this weekend, man"
    "Nice dude! I saw that on sale at Whole Foods"

    And then they start going back and forth until someone says "chocolate pilsner" and then the convo ends because the pretension has reached maximum levels.

    Sometimes I think I wasn't supposed to be a guy. :sick:


    You're correct. Give me your man card. REVOKED.

    And anybody that buys their IPA at Whole Foods should be mocked in the street. And a chocolate pilsner?... oh. I could go on and on with the wrongs committed here.
  • kokalvt
    kokalvt Posts: 143
    Cheers to beers, errrbody!!
  • devilwhiterose
    devilwhiterose Posts: 1,157 Member
    I love beer.
  • jessilyn76
    jessilyn76 Posts: 532 Member
    yes........a person that claims to love GOOD wine and orders a white zinfindel........ick.
  • dodihere
    dodihere Posts: 490
    Uhm, I am a girl and love talking about beer. and wine.
  • wswilliams67
    wswilliams67 Posts: 938 Member
    "Is there anything lamer than hearing guys talk about beer?"



    Yes. Lame forum posts.
  • dirtybadgermtb
    dirtybadgermtb Posts: 140 Member
    I love the irony of this thread. I guy named hater starts a thread nagging about people discussing an interest that annoys him and all people do on the thread he started is talk about that thing that he cannot stand.
  • tejasmh87
    tejasmh87 Posts: 91 Member
    Its only lame to you if you do not like beer.

    I like beer. Dark beer.

    I have a Guinness Extra Stout waiting for me after my interview this afternoon.

    I wish Stone sold Imperial Stout in Texas. I cannot get my hands on this stout! Cruel World! :sad:
  • ldrosophila
    ldrosophila Posts: 7,512 Member
    My favorite is corona with lime and clamato. Thats the way beer should taste.
  • Admiral_Derp
    Admiral_Derp Posts: 866 Member
    Pssshhhtttt. Nonsense SON! http://youtu.be/OOVS14X3dfA
  • Maribel_1986
    Maribel_1986 Posts: 457 Member
    I :heart: BEER :drinker:
  • 1223345
    1223345 Posts: 1,386 Member
    There is none lamer. My husband is one of "those".
  • jonnythan
    jonnythan Posts: 10,161 Member
    There is none lamer. My husband is one of "those".

    Sounds like you made a great decision there.
  • selina884
    selina884 Posts: 826 Member
    yes, football
  • 1223345
    1223345 Posts: 1,386 Member
    There is none lamer. My husband is one of "those".

    Sounds like you made a great decision there.

    In my defense, this is something he took up over the past year. I think I prefered his golf habit over the douchy beer habit.
  • krhn
    krhn Posts: 781 Member
    You should return the comment by promoting how nice protein shakes are xD
  • admanMike
    admanMike Posts: 371 Member
    Stupid post. Perhaps the original poster would rather discuss dockers pants.
  • jonnythan
    jonnythan Posts: 10,161 Member
    Oh, I've got one!

    Hearing women complain about their husbands.
  • 1223345
    1223345 Posts: 1,386 Member
    Oh, I've got one!

    Hearing women complain about their husbands.

    Your cat looks like he or she is tired of hearing you complain about other people who complain. Who is that poor cat supposed to complain to about you?
  • twiggypal
    twiggypal Posts: 439 Member
    women & their nails.....n periods....n everything
  • TheyCallMeMISTERChace
    TheyCallMeMISTERChace Posts: 1,019
    Yes. Women who have 15 pictures of T&A and flirt all over the forums and then I see them on my feed asking about the men who friend request them and talk about them behind their back and question their motives... Just rubs me the wrong way. You get what you ask for sometimes.
  • tennisdude2004
    tennisdude2004 Posts: 5,609 Member
    Is there anything lamer than NOT talking about beer.

    As a Brit beer is a separate macro nutrient.
  • Mrsallypants
    Mrsallypants Posts: 887 Member
    After about the 12th beer, it all tastes like piss and you're over a 1,200 calories deep and hungry as hell.
  • c2111
    c2111 Posts: 693 Member
    I like beer and we do homebrew so nah not for me :-) all though I do prefer cider and then there's wine .... oooh just alcohol really
  • vytamindi
    vytamindi Posts: 845 Member
    I don't talk about beer nearly as much as I talk about homebrewing.

    And I only get annoyed if people start talking about DFH. I can't get it in Louisiana, so unless you're going to get me some, STFU!:laugh:
  • caitconquersweight
    caitconquersweight Posts: 316 Member
    Pfffffft, I love the hell out of beer. My husband and I collect bottles, we have over 100 since starting two years ago. We're not pretentious at all. I do know exactly what kind of person you're talking about though. Those people suck.

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