I want her, She doesn't want me >=(

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  • adoreabella
    adoreabella Posts: 87
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    I want an invitation to the wedding =)
  • JustCallMe_Tanya_Eh
    JustCallMe_Tanya_Eh Posts: 954 Member
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    is this where the all female circle jerk is happening? the location got moved but they forgot to tell me where


    I'm trying to find a good spot..testing the waters here...
  • kimad
    kimad Posts: 3,010 Member
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    Well if you didn't text it, it didn't happen... I mean maybe you DONT GIVE HER ENOUGH ATTENTION.. maybe push a little bit harder, then assume you are just married becuase you spend time together, doesn't that just imply you are married? I mean actually women don't like to label relationships, that is too womanly, so maybe just do it yourself.
  • Crankstr
    Crankstr Posts: 3,958 Member
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    True story- my dad proposed to my mom on their first date. They got married four weeks later, and it lasted 32 years until he passed away two years ago.

    Yeah, I know, you don't care. Suck it.

    why so hostile, buttercup?

    sounds like a dream come true.

    sorry you lost your dad.
  • Cp731
    Cp731 Posts: 3,195 Member
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    Perhaps you need to apply more pressure..
    Maybe with a Special Trip.
    Take her to a remote location have the priest already waiting there.
    Open the trunk and let her out
    Take off the blindfold
    Unwrap the plastic she's wrapped in
    Carry her to the Top of the Rocks
    Pretend to drop her
    Make it look like your saving her life
    Then she will have no choice
    Instant recipe for love Tim

    Your welcome :drinker:
  • mrphil86
    mrphil86 Posts: 2,382 Member
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    Perhaps you need to apply more pressure..
    Maybe with a Special Trip.
    Take her to a remote location have the priest already waiting there.
    Open the trunk and let her out
    Take off the blindfold
    Unwrap the plastic she's wrapped in
    Carry her to the Top of the Rocks
    Pretend to drop her
    Make it look like your saving her life
    Then she will have no choice
    Instant recipe for love Tim

    Your welcome :drinker:

    :flowerforyou: :flowerforyou:
  • Chris99mu
    Chris99mu Posts: 352 Member
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    is this where the all female circle jerk is happening? the location got moved but they forgot to tell me where


    I'm trying to find a good spot..testing the waters here...

    Water's fiiiiiiiinnnnne. Jump in!
  • Sharkington
    Sharkington Posts: 485
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    You're too clingy and she doesn't want to grow up. ;)
  • sbbhbm
    sbbhbm Posts: 1,312 Member
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    is this where the all female circle jerk is happening? the location got moved but they forgot to tell me where


    I'm trying to find a good spot..testing the waters here...

    Got a spot for you right here babe! *patting my lap*
  • dakotawitch
    dakotawitch Posts: 190 Member
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    Have you tried singing to her?
  • DavPul
    DavPul Posts: 61,406 Member
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    is this where the all female circle jerk is happening? the location got moved but they forgot to tell me where


    I'm trying to find a good spot..testing the waters here...

    be sure to keep me in the loop. oh, and please don't invite that angry person from the other thread.
  • sbbhbm
    sbbhbm Posts: 1,312 Member
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    True story- my dad proposed to my mom on their first date. They got married four weeks later, and it lasted 32 years until he passed away two years ago.

    Yeah, I know, you don't care. Suck it.

    why so hostile, buttercup?

    sounds like a dream come true.

    sorry you lost your dad.

    Oh you know, not wanting to ruin the goofy vibe here by being all smooshy romantic :smile:
  • lachesissss
    lachesissss Posts: 1,298 Member
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    Dose her with some laundanum and make your way to Gretna Green. You'll find your next clue there.
  • PikaKnight
    PikaKnight Posts: 34,971 Member
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    Maybe you are too mature for her
  • devil_in_a_blue_dress
    devil_in_a_blue_dress Posts: 5,214 Member
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    It's not my fault, I am high on cough syrup.
  • obwize
    obwize Posts: 102
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    True story- my dad proposed to my mom on their first date. They got married four weeks later, and it lasted 32 years until he passed away two years ago.

    Yeah, I know, you don't care. Suck it.

    That is awesome!!! Though not something I'd advise for others...
  • mrphil86
    mrphil86 Posts: 2,382 Member
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    is this where the all female circle jerk is happening? the location got moved but they forgot to tell me where


    I'm trying to find a good spot..testing the waters here...

    Got a spot for you right here babe! *patting my lap*

    Yes!!!! I came to the right spot.
  • Cp731
    Cp731 Posts: 3,195 Member
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    It's not my fault, I am high on cough syrup.

    You drank all the Cough Syrup.. AGAIN.. I told you I don't have any more money left till tomorrow.
    Do you have a back up plan?
    Im not going to be pleasant to be around you know?
  • AllTehBeers
    AllTehBeers Posts: 5,030 Member
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    True story- my dad proposed to my mom on their first date. They got married four weeks later, and it lasted 32 years until he passed away two years ago.

    Yeah, I know, you don't care. Suck it.

    Yay happy feelings!
  • JustCallMe_Tanya_Eh
    JustCallMe_Tanya_Eh Posts: 954 Member
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    is this where the all female circle jerk is happening? the location got moved but they forgot to tell me where


    I'm trying to find a good spot..testing the waters here...

    Got a spot for you right here babe! *patting my lap*

    Yes!!!! I came to the right spot.


    You look familliar? :flowerforyou:

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