best cleanse ever!!! You HAVE to try this!
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Okay, so I found this really awesome cleanse and it worked so well I just have to share it! Here is what you do:
1) get naked
2) turn on shower and get in
3) get all lathery all over and rinse well
4) TADAAAAAA! You have just successfully completed Mallory Knox's super dooper master cleanse!
1) get naked
2) turn on shower and get in
3) get all lathery all over and rinse well
4) TADAAAAAA! You have just successfully completed Mallory Knox's super dooper master cleanse!
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Your instructions were unclear. Is this a one time cleanse that is done daily for a week and just to kick start my health and then that's it or does this have to be done every day for the rest of my life? I am not sure that it is a healthy cleanse to do for extended periods of time and I'm questioning your bro science.
Please back up with science.0 -
Lather with what? It must be that super rare skinnyosis tree sap body wash right? Or pure lye? Please tell us!!0
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My hair takes forever to dry. I think I'll just spray more perfume.0
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Can I do this with my cloths on as I don't like seeing myself in the mirror?0
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Like. :laugh:0
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Sorry, I am a never nude.0
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Instructions not clear. Still have hairy legs...0
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Best cleanse I ever had, just tried it..you was so right, Dr Oz will put a most wanted bounty on you, he will be so jealous..0
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I like bubbles0
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When do you stick the shower hose up your butt for the enema cleanse?0
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Pics please0
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I heard this on Doctor Oz. Really works! I lost 100lbs in exactly 3 days0
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Oh my gosh, all the skinny girls do this AND Dr. Oz himself does it! Who do I pay $200/mth to so that I can do the cleanse, too??0
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This. ROFL.Sorry, I am a never nude.0 -
Instructions not clear. Still have hairy legs...
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When do you stick the shower hose up your butt for the enema cleanse?
BWAHaha! That's only for advanced cleansers!0 -
It works better with two people in the shower. :devil:0
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You know, I hear that lathering with butter will cleanse the butt extra well, or thyme tea will help the thighs shed cellulite!
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Just make sure you don't use this kind of shampoo - it drips down your body and *ADDS VOLUME*
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Just make sure you don't use this kind of shampoo - it drips down your body and *ADDS VOLUME*
I agree with whatever you say because The Doctor.0 -
I demand a list of "toxins" you are cleaning off your body while doing this. The body cleanses itself naturally. Please link to a scientific study that provides evidence that your method effectively removes the aforementioned "toxin" from your skin.0
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Now what if we just don't feel that cleansed... How soon can we repeat the cleanse?0
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You realize, a lot of what you're experiencing here is due to water weight?
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http://cid.oxfordjournals.org/content/13/Supplement_4/S259.shortI demand a list of "toxins" you are cleaning off your body while doing this. The body cleanses itself naturally. Please link to a scientific study that provides evidence that your method effectively removes the aforementioned "toxin" from your skin.
http://pubs.acs.org/doi/abs/10.1021/ie50229a019
http://pss.sagepub.com/content/21/10/1423.extract
http://onlinelibrary.wiley.com/doi/10.1111/j.1365-2648.2006.03666.x/abstract?
http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC2813169/
http://www.sciencedirect.com/science/article/pii/019665539390033Z
http://www.jstor.org/stable/10.1086/5929800 -
I demand a list of "toxins" you are cleaning off your body while doing this. The body cleanses itself naturally. Please link to a scientific study that provides evidence that your method effectively removes the aforementioned "toxin" from your skin.
I dunno... I pretty much classify as a biohazard after the gym. I turn my concert tees grey. I'm pretty sure I'm at least toxic to SOMETHING. Probably nose hair.0 -
http://cid.oxfordjournals.org/content/13/Supplement_4/S259.shortI demand a list of "toxins" you are cleaning off your body while doing this. The body cleanses itself naturally. Please link to a scientific study that provides evidence that your method effectively removes the aforementioned "toxin" from your skin.
http://pubs.acs.org/doi/abs/10.1021/ie50229a019
http://pss.sagepub.com/content/21/10/1423.extract
http://onlinelibrary.wiley.com/doi/10.1111/j.1365-2648.2006.03666.x/abstract?
http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC2813169/
http://www.sciencedirect.com/science/article/pii/019665539390033Z
http://www.jstor.org/stable/10.1086/592980
You are absolutely amazing.
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http://cid.oxfordjournals.org/content/13/Supplement_4/S259.shortI demand a list of "toxins" you are cleaning off your body while doing this. The body cleanses itself naturally. Please link to a scientific study that provides evidence that your method effectively removes the aforementioned "toxin" from your skin.
http://pubs.acs.org/doi/abs/10.1021/ie50229a019
http://pss.sagepub.com/content/21/10/1423.extract
http://onlinelibrary.wiley.com/doi/10.1111/j.1365-2648.2006.03666.x/abstract?
http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC2813169/
http://www.sciencedirect.com/science/article/pii/019665539390033Z
http://www.jstor.org/stable/10.1086/592980
You are absolutely amazing.
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This really works. I weighed before and after the cleanse and Im down 5lbs. Of course It may be the 800cals Ive been eating each day. Maybe If I increase to 900cals I will lose more next time.0
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You realize, a lot of what you're experiencing here is due to water weight?
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OHHH.... you mean water WAIT! That is when the person who cleansed before you cleansed for too long causing you to have to "wait" for the water to get warm again!0
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