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  • TangledUp_InBlue
    TangledUp_InBlue Posts: 397 Member
    Brian got busted on a narco rap
    He beat the rap by rattin' on some bikers
    He said, "Hey, I know it's dangerous, but it sure beats Riker's"
    But the next day he got offed by the very same bikers
  • KANGOOJUMPS
    KANGOOJUMPS Posts: 6,474 Member
    actually, the toast one was pretty hilarious,, toast or bread??
    ha ha ha ha ha
  • Tuffjourney
    Tuffjourney Posts: 971
    Here kitty kitty
  • AlongCame_Molly
    AlongCame_Molly Posts: 2,835 Member
    Flick says he saw some grizzly bears near Pulaski's candy store.

    Omg, I am dying laughing
  • JessieJanie
    JessieJanie Posts: 428
    Everyone is in starvation mode.

    True. Everyone. Or they want to lift, but not get "bulky". And they've all gained three pounds in twelve hours.
  • jofjltncb6
    jofjltncb6 Posts: 34,415 Member
    And of course I care. Aren't we all here for the same reason? And that reason is caring.

    Oh yeah, I forgot.

    It's easy to forget...

    ...because of all of the mean people.
  • edge_dragoncaller
    edge_dragoncaller Posts: 826 Member
    Well, there was this day that I was talking to this girl about a boy and She was like
    "Oh Mah God."
    I said, "I know, right?"
    She said "Totally."
    Then her friend with her said, "That's not how I heard it."
    to which I replied, "Psh, whateve. I was like, totally there."
    She said "For Reals"
    "psh, Yeah" I says back ta her.
    She just shook her head and I was all, "What bi***, you don' believe me?"
    She was gasp, "no, that's not what I'm saying at all."
    I just looked at her an' said "Mmm Hmm" then snapped my fingers three times and gave her the "Z"

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  • bookworm_847
    bookworm_847 Posts: 1,903 Member
    If you've ever wondered how men lose their man cards or how women lose their woman cards, there are threads with vital information on those subjects.


    Oh, and I have to echo the others in mentioning the cats.
  • devil_in_a_blue_dress
    devil_in_a_blue_dress Posts: 5,214 Member
    Cats, poptarts, and excuses.
  • BeachIron
    BeachIron Posts: 6,490 Member
    meh, the same thing that happens every day?

    here, something completely different:

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  • VorJoshigan
    VorJoshigan Posts: 1,106 Member
    Fear led to anger, anger led to hate, and then hate led to suffering.
  • JenniferMary_9169
    JenniferMary_9169 Posts: 164
    somebody who didn't like someone else's advice called someone a "jerkface" :flowerforyou:
  • JenniferMary_9169
    JenniferMary_9169 Posts: 164
    Fear led to anger, anger led to hate, and then hate led to suffering.

    fear is the path to the dark side
  • sizzle74
    sizzle74 Posts: 858 Member
    somebody who didn't like someone else's advice called someone a "jerkface" :flowerforyou:

    That made me lol Jerkface. :flowerforyou:
  • msaestein1
    msaestein1 Posts: 264 Member
    Crop your *kitten* photos.

    I was just about post that!!!! lmao
  • bethgames
    bethgames Posts: 534 Member
    BrettPGH left...:sad: :sad: :sad: Did you guys forget already????
  • sizzle74
    sizzle74 Posts: 858 Member
    BrettPGH left...:sad: :sad: :sad: Did you guys forget already????

    Dufuk? They will surely be shutting MFP down now.
  • Iron_Duchess
    Iron_Duchess Posts: 429 Member
    Yeah, all of the above plus a cat that scratch a baby and everybody was like, “get rid of the cat, cats are evil, declaw the cat, get a dog, that will teach the baby a lesson, or get rid of the baby” kind of comments…
  • KenosFeoh
    KenosFeoh Posts: 1,837 Member
    Why am I not losing weight? And don't tell me it's because I am under-estimating my food intake, over-estimating my exercise calories burned, or that I need to open my diary. And why are people so MEAN!?
  • NikkiSixGuns
    NikkiSixGuns Posts: 630 Member
    Threads about questions that have been asked and/or rants that have been made 16x10^9 times already were started.

    There was a kitty gif thread.

    People were jerks.

    Some people experienced butt hurt.

    Many people laughed about cats and the jerks and the butt-hurt people.

    And here were are at today.
  • usmcmp
    usmcmp Posts: 21,219 Member
    Rage quits everywhere!!!!
  • sweetzoejane
    sweetzoejane Posts: 153 Member
    No idea. The only thing I've heard about was some tech issue on here today. People were pretty upset. Rightfully so though, it seems.

    Also, cats.
  • cmcollins001
    cmcollins001 Posts: 3,472 Member
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    Edit:...and, cats.
  • iAMsmiling
    iAMsmiling Posts: 2,394 Member
    I've been a little out of the loop lately. What'd I miss?

    (Please keep replies to 50 words or less.)

    The insane misuse of contractions continues unabated.

    Your welcome.
  • Cliffslosinit
    Cliffslosinit Posts: 5,044 Member
    I am a hot item here lately.
  • starla5881
    starla5881 Posts: 190 Member
    Fear led to anger, anger led to hate, and then hate led to suffering.
    Fear is the mind-killer.
  • jofjltncb6
    jofjltncb6 Posts: 34,415 Member
    I am a hot item here lately.

    I'm confused by the "lately" part of your post.
  • metaphoria
    metaphoria Posts: 1,432 Member
    Well, there was this day that I was talking to this girl about a boy and She was like
    "Oh Mah God."
    I said, "I know, right?"
    She said "Totally."
    Then her friend with her said, "That's not how I heard it."
    to which I replied, "Psh, whateve. I was like, totally there."
    She said "For Reals"
    "psh, Yeah" I says back ta her.
    She just shook her head and I was all, "What bi***, you don' believe me?"
    She was gasp, "no, that's not what I'm saying at all."
    I just looked at her an' said "Mmm Hmm" then snapped my fingers three times and gave her the "Z"

    7e3dff0c017ca0b61eebfec9dff7a55a-78991518.gif
    :huh:











    ... Can I have my brain back, now?
  • avababy05
    avababy05 Posts: 930 Member
    Easter guilt
  • edge_dragoncaller
    edge_dragoncaller Posts: 826 Member
    Well, there was this day that I was talking to this girl about a boy and She was like
    "Oh Mah God."
    I said, "I know, right?"
    She said "Totally."
    Then her friend with her said, "That's not how I heard it."
    to which I replied, "Psh, whateve. I was like, totally there."
    She said "For Reals"
    "psh, Yeah" I says back ta her.
    She just shook her head and I was all, "What bi***, you don' believe me?"
    She was gasp, "no, that's not what I'm saying at all."
    I just looked at her an' said "Mmm Hmm" then snapped my fingers three times and gave her the "Z"

    7e3dff0c017ca0b61eebfec9dff7a55a-78991518.gif
    :huh:











    ... Can I have my brain back, now?

    Your brain is still there, but I have effectively numbed it. Don't worry, you should be getting feeling back in 1-2 hours.
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