Cheddar,Mozzerella or Velveeta

SandyHKSunshine
SandyHKSunshine Posts: 42
in Chit-Chat
Which of the cheeses in the subject best describes the corny guys who email me all the time?
You are...such a cutie! (GREAT way to introduce yourself guys)
If I wanted CHEESE, I'd go to the store.
I give up
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  • My0WNinspiration
    My0WNinspiration Posts: 1,146 Member
    Cheddahh
  • _DaniD_
    _DaniD_ Posts: 2,186 Member
    Okay then.
  • BlackStarDeceiver
    BlackStarDeceiver Posts: 590 Member
    Hi, I'm Greg. I want to do things to your face.

    Is that better?
  • sizzle74
    sizzle74 Posts: 858 Member
    Most pointless post ever.
  • SandyHKSunshine
    SandyHKSunshine Posts: 42
    Hi, I'm Greg. I want to do things to your face.

    Is that better?

    Oh you're quite the charmer aren't ya! But you know I respect that you wrote it in a public forum...and didn't send me some creeeepy email via MFP, like Im going to say, Oh but thank you SOOO much for your offer!
    Just venting, sorry to come off as a b*tch. I joined MFP for my health and fitness, not for CHEESEEEEY pickup lines.
  • SandyHKSunshine
    SandyHKSunshine Posts: 42
    Most pointless post ever.

    Im sure as a self proclaimed Jezebel, you'll take any attention you can get. I don't need to flaunt my looks to attract quality.
  • Factory_Reset
    Factory_Reset Posts: 1,651 Member
    Hi, I'm Greg. I want to do things to your face.

    Is that better?

    I like you.

    What kinds of things are we talkin about?
  • sizzle74
    sizzle74 Posts: 858 Member
    Most pointless post ever.

    Im sure as a self proclaimed Jezebel, you'll take any attention you can get. I don't need to flaunt my looks to attract quality.

    Actually one of my friends I picture share with came up with my name. I am glad you like it. And you are SO CUTE!!!!!
  • BlackStarDeceiver
    BlackStarDeceiver Posts: 590 Member
    Hi, I'm Greg. I want to do things to your face.

    Is that better?

    I like you.

    What kinds of things are we talkin about?

    Things that would change your life forever, and I don't just mean a Valtrex prescription.
  • sizzle74
    sizzle74 Posts: 858 Member
    Most pointless post ever.

    Im sure as a self proclaimed Jezebel, you'll take any attention you can get. I don't need to flaunt my looks to attract quality.

    Actually one of my friends I picture share with came up with my name. I am glad you like it. And you are SO CUTE!!!!!

    I can see why your friend picked a picture w/o your face in it.
    Should be named ButterFaceGirl

    Yes. I am a butter face. Shall I put my butter in your pan?
  • iWaffle
    iWaffle Posts: 2,208 Member
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  • Factory_Reset
    Factory_Reset Posts: 1,651 Member
    Hi, I'm Greg. I want to do things to your face.

    Is that better?

    I like you.

    What kinds of things are we talkin about?

    Things that would change your life forever, and I don't just mean a Valtrex prescription.

    Interesting. Well, I've been told I have a pretty little mouth. Does that help?
  • BlackStarDeceiver
    BlackStarDeceiver Posts: 590 Member
    Hi, I'm Greg. I want to do things to your face.

    Is that better?

    I like you.

    What kinds of things are we talkin about?

    Things that would change your life forever, and I don't just mean a Valtrex prescription.

    Interesting. Well, I've been told I have a pretty little mouth. Does that help?

    I'm more interested in your uvula.
  • oregonzoo
    oregonzoo Posts: 4,251 Member
    You seem a bit unpleasant. A bit meaning a lot.

    Perhaps you should have a coke and a smile.
  • sizzle74
    sizzle74 Posts: 858 Member
    I love the heat up in here. :love:
  • sizzle74
    sizzle74 Posts: 858 Member
    I think the adults scared the little girl away.
  • Barbellerella
    Barbellerella Posts: 1,838 Member

    Most pointless post ever.

    Im sure as a self proclaimed Jezebel, you'll take any attention you can get. I don't need to flaunt my looks to attract quality.

    Actually one of my friends I picture share with came up with my name. I am glad you like it. And you are SO CUTE!!!!!

    I can see why your friend picked a picture w/o your face in it.
    Should be named ButterFaceGirl


    wow. I think she's cute. you're quite the hater aren't ya.
  • Admiral_Derp
    Admiral_Derp Posts: 866 Member
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  • MidwestAngel
    MidwestAngel Posts: 1,897 Member
    Hi, I'm Greg. I want to do things to your face.

    Is that better?

    I like you.

    What kinds of things are we talkin about?

    Things that would change your life forever, and I don't just mean a Valtrex prescription.

    Interesting. Well, I've been told I have a pretty little mouth. Does that help?

    I'm more interested in your uvula.

    MINE
  • iulia_maddie
    iulia_maddie Posts: 2,780 Member
    What would you like them to say?
  • Factory_Reset
    Factory_Reset Posts: 1,651 Member
    Hi, I'm Greg. I want to do things to your face.

    Is that better?

    I like you.

    What kinds of things are we talkin about?

    Things that would change your life forever, and I don't just mean a Valtrex prescription.

    Interesting. Well, I've been told I have a pretty little mouth. Does that help?

    I'm more interested in your uvula.

    :wink:
  • SlickFootAnna
    SlickFootAnna Posts: 611 Member
    Ohhhhhhhhhh snap

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  • odusgolp
    odusgolp Posts: 10,477 Member
    What would you like them to say?

    Bend over?
  • etoiles_argentees
    etoiles_argentees Posts: 2,827 Member
    Brie de Melun.
  • Factory_Reset
    Factory_Reset Posts: 1,651 Member
    Hi, I'm Greg. I want to do things to your face.

    Is that better?

    I like you.

    What kinds of things are we talkin about?

    Things that would change your life forever, and I don't just mean a Valtrex prescription.

    Interesting. Well, I've been told I have a pretty little mouth. Does that help?

    I'm more interested in your uvula.

    MINE

    NO Midwest.....I'm gonna make him MINE!!!
  • sizzle74
    sizzle74 Posts: 858 Member

    Most pointless post ever.

    Im sure as a self proclaimed Jezebel, you'll take any attention you can get. I don't need to flaunt my looks to attract quality.

    Actually one of my friends I picture share with came up with my name. I am glad you like it. And you are SO CUTE!!!!!

    I can see why your friend picked a picture w/o your face in it.
    Should be named ButterFaceGirl


    wow. I think she's cute. you're quite the hater aren't ya.

    Thank you beautiful :)
  • _the_feniks_
    _the_feniks_ Posts: 3,412 Member
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  • Barbellerella
    Barbellerella Posts: 1,838 Member
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  • Mia_RagazzaTosta
    Mia_RagazzaTosta Posts: 4,885 Member
    Would you rather they comment on your fake hair?
  • drchimpanzee
    drchimpanzee Posts: 892 Member
    Providing the whine to pair with the cheese I see. Good on you.
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