Cheddar,Mozzerella or Velveeta

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  • iulia_maddie
    iulia_maddie Posts: 2,780 Member
    What would you like them to say?

    Bend over?
    After reading through this thread I do have an urge to tell OP to get bent.
  • SlickFootAnna
    SlickFootAnna Posts: 611 Member
    Hi, I'm Greg. I want to do things to your face.

    Is that better?

    I like you.

    What kinds of things are we talkin about?

    Things that would change your life forever, and I don't just mean a Valtrex prescription.

    Interesting. Well, I've been told I have a pretty little mouth. Does that help?

    I'm more interested in your uvula.

    MINE

    JJ0


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  • contingencyplan
    contingencyplan Posts: 3,639 Member
    This post has me in the mood for nachos. Mmmm cheese on nachos.
  • SandyHKSunshine
    SandyHKSunshine Posts: 42 Member

    Most pointless post ever.

    Im sure as a self proclaimed Jezebel, you'll take any attention you can get. I don't need to flaunt my looks to attract quality.

    Actually one of my friends I picture share with came up with my name. I am glad you like it. And you are SO CUTE!!!!!

    I can see why your friend picked a picture w/o your face in it.
    Should be named ButterFaceGirl


    wow. I think she's cute. you're quite the hater aren't ya.

    No, I don't hate on anyone that doesnt come at me. MFP is a place for health, fitness, and support...not for picking up girls you know nothing about. I apologize to Jezebel, I was frustrated & I reacted to her post with negativity & I should not have in retrospect....I put my frustration with several inbox emails per day with cheesy pickup lines out there, and I got haters in return. If you're out for attention, then have at it. I am not and I present myself how I want to be treated. Courteous & respectful until Im spat at. I should not have spat back at Jezebel, and I apologize for that. But I will not apologize for NOT wanting corny pickup lines in my inbox everytime I log in to track my health & daily fitness goals.
  • escloflowneCHANGED
    escloflowneCHANGED Posts: 3,038 Member
    I just like to send this gif to get my point across

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  • TX_Thundercat
    TX_Thundercat Posts: 2,437 Member

    Most pointless post ever.

    Im sure as a self proclaimed Jezebel, you'll take any attention you can get. I don't need to flaunt my looks to attract quality.

    Actually one of my friends I picture share with came up with my name. I am glad you like it. And you are SO CUTE!!!!!

    I can see why your friend picked a picture w/o your face in it.
    Should be named ButterFaceGirl


    wow. I think she's cute. you're quite the hater aren't ya.

    Thank you beautiful :)

    ^I'd hit it. ;-)

    Oh and btw, this thread is useless without provolone.
  • sizzle74
    sizzle74 Posts: 858 Member
    I think the OP is too busy accepting/denying her thousands of friend requests so she can't reply.
  • SandyHKSunshine
    SandyHKSunshine Posts: 42 Member
    So best of luck to all of you who are really here to improve yourselves, physically and mentally. I am off to Tai Chi, no more venting from me. I see what that resulted in.....Ciao bellas...& ciao cornballs
  • zyxst
    zyxst Posts: 9,151 Member
    I thought this was about cheese.

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  • escloflowneCHANGED
    escloflowneCHANGED Posts: 3,038 Member
    No, I don't hate on anyone that doesnt come at me. MFP is a place for health, fitness, and support...not for picking up girls you know nothing about. I apologize to Jezebel, I was frustrated & I reacted to her post with negativity & I should not have in retrospect....I put my frustration with several inbox emails per day with cheesy pickup lines out there, and I got haters in return. If you're out for attention, then have at it. I am not and I present myself how I want to be treated. Courteous & respectful until Im spat at. I should not have spat back at Jezebel, and I apologize for that. But I will not apologize for NOT wanting corny pickup lines in my inbox everytime I log in to track my health & daily fitness goals.

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  • sizzle74
    sizzle74 Posts: 858 Member
    So best of luck to all of you who are really here to improve yourselves, physically and mentally. I am off to Tai Chi, no more venting from me. I see what that resulted in.....Ciao bellas...& ciao cornballs

    And butter faces.
  • My0WNinspiration
    My0WNinspiration Posts: 1,146 Member
    Hi, I'm Greg. I want to do things to your face.

    Is that better?



    Lmao

    I like you.

    What kinds of things are we talkin about?

    Things that would change your life forever, and I don't just mean a Valtrex prescription.

    Interesting. Well, I've been told I have a pretty little mouth. Does that help?

    I'm more interested in your uvula.

    MINE

    JJ0


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  • wineplease
    wineplease Posts: 469 Member
    So best of luck to all of you who are really here to improve yourselves, physically and mentally. I am off to Tai Chi, no more venting from me. I see what that resulted in.....Ciao bellas...& ciao cornballs

    You sure you're not off to 6th period algebra? You don't look much older than 15.
  • Barbellerella
    Barbellerella Posts: 1,838 Member
    What would you like them to say?

    Bend over?
    After reading through this thread I do have an urge to tell OP to get bent.
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  • iWaffle
    iWaffle Posts: 2,208 Member
    Which of the cheeses in the subject best describes the corny guys who email me all the time?
    You are...such a cutie! (GREAT way to introduce yourself guys)
    If I wanted CHEESE, I'd go to the store.
    I give up

    No, not Cheddar,Mozzerella or Velveeta. She wants the D.


    Danish Blue of course.
  • WinnerVictorious
    WinnerVictorious Posts: 4,733 Member
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  • SandyHKSunshine
    SandyHKSunshine Posts: 42 Member
    I think the OP is too busy accepting/denying her thousands of friend requests so she can't reply.

    I actually replied with an apology to you Jezebel
    Everyone have a nice day.
  • SandyHKSunshine
    SandyHKSunshine Posts: 42 Member
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    And Victor has the goods. Make a girl laugh...that'll get you further everytime than the Jersey Shore antics and Hey Baby Whats Your Sign??
  • BlackStarDeceiver
    BlackStarDeceiver Posts: 590 Member
    This post has me in the mood for nachos. Mmmm cheese on nachos.

    Dude, lets go. I want nachos.
  • odusgolp
    odusgolp Posts: 10,477 Member
    What would you like them to say?

    Bend over?
    After reading through this thread I do have an urge to tell OP to get bent.
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    I love both of you...

    BTW, Barbarella, you're gorgeous. Am I allowed to say that here?
  • EmDork
    EmDork Posts: 14 Member
    It seems to me that someone who doesn't want attention wouldn't start a thread in the first place. It sounds to me like bragging masked as whining.
  • cmcollins001
    cmcollins001 Posts: 3,472 Member
    Maybe I should send the OP a FR...I'm sure she'd accept it because my pickup lines are more Gouda!

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  • Joshsjen
    Joshsjen Posts: 121 Member
    Take the happy pills all! They will help :)
  • Joshsjen
    Joshsjen Posts: 121 Member
    agree Em! good point
  • sizzle74
    sizzle74 Posts: 858 Member
    I think the OP is too busy accepting/denying her thousands of friend requests so she can't reply.

    I actually replied with an apology to you Jezebel
    Everyone have a nice day.

    No need to apolgize. Seriously. I'm a stranger on a fitness site. You are free to call me what you like and I am free to not give a ****. Have fun at that thing you're going to. Is it like martial arts? Do they teach you how to respect people and **** like that?
  • ncl1313
    ncl1313 Posts: 237 Member
    *sigh* Attractive people have sooooo many problems...
  • escloflowneCHANGED
    escloflowneCHANGED Posts: 3,038 Member
    I think the OP is too busy accepting/denying her thousands of friend requests so she can't reply.

    I actually replied with an apology to you Jezebel
    Everyone have a nice day.

    No need to apolgize. Seriously. I'm a stranger on a fitness site. You are free to call me what you like and I am free to not give a ****. Have fun at that thing you're going to. Is it like martial arts? Do they teach you how to respect people and **** like that?

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  • sizzle74
    sizzle74 Posts: 858 Member
    This post has me in the mood for nachos. Mmmm cheese on nachos.

    Dude, lets go. I want nachos.

    I wanna eat nachos off of you.
  • thecanface
    thecanface Posts: 1,180 Member
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    And Victor has the goods. Make a girl laugh...that'll get you further everytime than the Jersey Shore antics and Hey Baby Whats Your Sign??


    NOW she wants the D...

    and i ain't talkin Danish bleu!
  • sizzle74
    sizzle74 Posts: 858 Member
    It seems to me that someone who doesn't want attention wouldn't start a thread in the first place. It sounds to me like bragging masked as whining.

    :smokin:
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