How do i get my thigh gap back?

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  • Admiral_Derp
    Admiral_Derp Posts: 866 Member
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  • InnerConflict
    InnerConflict Posts: 1,592 Member
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  • devil_in_a_blue_dress
    devil_in_a_blue_dress Posts: 5,214 Member
    I would combine an 800 calorie a day diet with 3 hours a day of zumba.

    Pft... Zumba makes you bulky, don't listen to this guy -- she needs to avoid all cardio and cut her calories way down. 500 calories and 3 hours of thigh master, while using a shake weight.
    Won't the thigh master give me big thighs?

    No! Just place the ball of the thigh master toward your special lady area, not your knees -- common mistake! This will indent your thighs as you tone! Your gap will back!
  • Tlglose
    Tlglose Posts: 49 Member
    I agree with time machine. I can remember at the age of 31 being able to stand with my feet together and my thighs wouldn't touch. Now that I'm 51 it doesn't matter how skinny I get. My thighs will be forever in close contact..lol
  • BlackStarDeceiver
    BlackStarDeceiver Posts: 590 Member
    Gaps are overrated, gapes are much better.
  • MidwestAngel
    MidwestAngel Posts: 1,897 Member
    I don't know...I need to lose 10 pound by tomorrow night because I'm meeting up with a couple sexy MFPers and I really need to lose that weight. So if you figure out your conundrum, maybe it will help me too!
  • BlackStarDeceiver
    BlackStarDeceiver Posts: 590 Member
    I don't know...I need to lose 10 pound by tomorrow night because I'm meeting up with a couple sexy MFPers and I really need to lose that weight. So if you figure out your conundrum, maybe it will help me too!

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  • TylerJ76
    TylerJ76 Posts: 4,375 Member
    Gaps are overrated, gapes are much better.

    Heh.
  • MidwestAngel
    MidwestAngel Posts: 1,897 Member
    I don't know...I need to lose 10 pound by tomorrow night because I'm meeting up with a couple sexy MFPers and I really need to lose that weight. So if you figure out your conundrum, maybe it will help me too!

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  • SpeSHul_SnoflEHk
    SpeSHul_SnoflEHk Posts: 6,256 Member
    I would combine an 800 calorie a day diet with 3 hours a day of zumba.

    Pft... Zumba makes you bulky, don't listen to this guy -- she needs to avoid all cardio and cut her calories way down. 500 calories and 3 hours of thigh master, while using a shake weight.
    Won't the thigh master give me big thighs?

    No, the spring action pushing against your inner thighs compresses the muscles there creating an instant thigh gap.
  • JustAboutDelicious_wechanged
    JustAboutDelicious_wechanged Posts: 2,486 Member
    Spread your legs... it gives you a huge thigh gap.

    That's exactly how I create my thigh gap. You also burn calories in the process. Try it, it works.
  • vtmoon
    vtmoon Posts: 3,436 Member
    Did you consider killing yourself? From what I understand people tend to get boney after taking the death diet.
  • TeamDale
    TeamDale Posts: 383 Member
    Do exercises that strengthen and stretch your inner thigh muscles
  • TheSlorax
    TheSlorax Posts: 2,401 Member
    first at the original thread

    then at the weird resurrection

    and finally the posts after the ad thinking the original thread was serious

    LOL
  • ZombieBubbles
    ZombieBubbles Posts: 110 Member
    I would say leg lifts and squats. You're going to have to put a lot of work into it.

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