What is the most romantic thing a spouse can do for you?

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  • Hold on, she's getting dressed now. We have to make the bed and she'll come home.

    Please come home I want to have a rational discussion with you in private not here with strangers from the Internet. Please come home or at least call


    I was bored with you before you began it

    Honey? You said you were on mFP to log food. What is this? Come home I think we need to talk.

    Read it! Im bored with you. I need a change I just dont think this is going to work anymore
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  • dezcast
    dezcast Posts: 429 Member
    Im bored with your junk! I need a change. Im busy, with my trainer. He's really working me out good tonight babe. Sorry, when he's done with me, Ill think about it. I just dont think this is going to work out anymore. Can you just pack up your stuff and leave already
  • 2stepscloser
    2stepscloser Posts: 2,900 Member
    an entire weekend full of sex, food, sleep & more sex

    Who's cooking though?
    Nobody...order out! Or eat ice cream right out of the container...

    Or strawberries, chocolate and whipped cream :)
  • Chris99mu
    Chris99mu Posts: 352 Member
    Im bored with your junk! I need a change. Im busy, with my trainer. He's really working me out good tonight babe. Sorry, when he's done with me, Ill think about it. I just dont think this is going to work out anymore. Can you just pack up your stuff and leave already

    Next time, on "MyinFidelityPal".....
  • TheWiseCat
    TheWiseCat Posts: 297
    Im bored with your junk! I need a change. Im busy, with my trainer. He's really working me out good tonight babe. Sorry, when he's done with me, Ill think about it. I just dont think this is going to work out anymore. Can you just pack up your stuff and leave already

    I told you that we should have aborted the baby. Now he's going to get suspicious about who's the father.
  • dezcast
    dezcast Posts: 429 Member
    Im bored with your junk! I need a change. Im busy, with my trainer. He's really working me out good tonight babe. Sorry, when he's done with me, Ill think about it. I just dont think this is going to work out anymore. Can you just pack up your stuff and leave already

    I told you that we should have aborted the baby. Now he's going to get suspicious about who's the father.

    Whoa!!! My husband did not need to know that! Are you trying to make him mad at me? Come on! How do I go home and look him in the eye now.
  • Jersey_Devil
    Jersey_Devil Posts: 4,142 Member
    What??? I am going to the gym right now and Rico Suave better not be there. I just want to talk with u my little angel face

    Im bored with your junk! I need a change. Im busy, with my trainer. He's really working me out good tonight babe. Sorry, when he's done with me, Ill think about it. I just dont think this is going to work out anymore. Can you just pack up your stuff and leave already
  • dezcast
    dezcast Posts: 429 Member
    Babe come on! Dont come here! Im not finished my workout. I have nothing to say to you! What dont you understand. I want a divorce
  • TheWiseCat
    TheWiseCat Posts: 297
    Im bored with your junk! I need a change. Im busy, with my trainer. He's really working me out good tonight babe. Sorry, when he's done with me, Ill think about it. I just dont think this is going to work out anymore. Can you just pack up your stuff and leave already

    I told you that we should have aborted the baby. Now he's going to get suspicious about who's the father.

    Whoa!!! My husband did not need to know that! Are you trying to make him mad at me? Come on! How do I go home and look him in the eye now.

    After that escapade at the rest stop, I'm surprised you can even look at yourself in the eye. I swore that line of truckers was never going to end. It's alright though. I'll take you in. I like my submissives to be a bit used up.
  • dezcast
    dezcast Posts: 429 Member
    You're going to get me divorce papers served! are you nuts!!!!
  • DalekBrittany
    DalekBrittany Posts: 1,748 Member
    I find it's the little things, as cliche as it is. Like today, I was feeling utter ****. He ran me a hot bath, and when I was in too much pain to wash my hair, he came in and did it for me without complaint or hesitation. Sometimes the things that seem irrelevant make the biggest impact :)
  • TheWiseCat
    TheWiseCat Posts: 297
    You're going to get me divorce papers served! are you nuts!!!!

    You really should be thanking me.

    and actions feel better than words...
  • Deipneus
    Deipneus Posts: 1,854 Member
    Just celebrated 30 years of marriage. The most romantic thing you can do is fix something the other one messed up in a way that they don't even know you did it. You never let them know.
  • drchimpanzee
    drchimpanzee Posts: 892 Member
    3rd input.
  • hedgiie
    hedgiie Posts: 1,226 Member
    blow job by 2
  • MizTerry
    MizTerry Posts: 3,763 Member
    Last weekend my husband bought me flowers and a perfume I had been wanting. He also bought me a lily plant since it's my favorite. All of this "just because."
  • vtmoon
    vtmoon Posts: 3,436 Member
    oral

    FTW. Thank you, you are correct.

    Well if that isn't already customary in the relationship (both ways), I'd be ditching it.

    No, no, it's customary, but when you're married for a long time you have to make it seem more special by saying it's a romantic gesture. That way then there is less you have to do as customary romance cuz what is considered romantic by many is actually pretty stupid.

    You have to SELL it to your spouse as pure romance.

    Blah. If I ever have a spouse that requires me to sell romance or expects to sell it to me, I'll take a hop in the bathtub with a toaster. I'm not mainstream romantic, but my actions I feel are sufficient to effectively display feelings. When sex becomes a special "thing" then it becomes rare and essentially a commodity in the relationship and then gets used as a weapon against the other partner. If that ****-storm comes my way, I'm out. I have no desire to manipulate someone nor be manipulated by them.

    You are a wise cat. I hate when women treat sex in that manner. Romance is spiritual not physically.