Help my wife won't let me make a sammich!
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Man cave fridge. Hide the sandwich fixings behind the beer.0
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First massage her then fill her with wine until you can sneak into the kitchen unnoticed.0
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A couple of things...what would she rather have you eat? Also, why don't you just make it when she leaves the house?0
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That's a tough one.
On one hand, if you give in and don't make yourself a sammich, then you've allowed her to define what you can and cannot do.
Bang, there goes the man card.
On the other hand, if you make your own sammiches instead of telling her to do it...bang, there goes the man card.
Dude. I think you're just screwed.0 -
Handcuff yourself to the refrigerator handle and tell her, "NO, I am not a feminist!"0
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You just go in there and do it! You don't need her permission, she can't tell you what to do!
Make me one while you're in there!0 -
Be a real man and buy some of those microwaveable frozen burgers. That's what you do when your woman won't make a sammich for you.0
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That's a tough one.
On one hand, if you give in and don't make yourself a sammich, then you've allowed her to define what you can and cannot do.
Bang, there goes the man card.
On the other hand, if you make your own sammiches instead of telling her to do it...bang, there goes the man card.
Dude. I think you're just screwed.
Yes...that is quite the Catch 22...you are pretty much FUBAR...0 -
That's a tough one.
On one hand, if you give in and don't make yourself a sammich, then you've allowed her to define what you can and cannot do.
Bang, there goes the man card.
On the other hand, if you make your own sammiches instead of telling her to do it...bang, there goes the man card.
Dude. I think you're just screwed.
Yes...that is quite the Catch 22...you are pretty much FUBAR...
It's actually worse than you think. She won't even let me get up and get my own beer anymore. smh0 -
That's a tough one.
On one hand, if you give in and don't make yourself a sammich, then you've allowed her to define what you can and cannot do.
Bang, there goes the man card.
On the other hand, if you make your own sammiches instead of telling her to do it...bang, there goes the man card.
Dude. I think you're just screwed.
Yes...that is quite the Catch 22...you are pretty much FUBAR...
It's actually worse than you think. She won't even let me get up and get my own beer anymore. smh
That sounds like a win to me!0 -
That's a tough one.
On one hand, if you give in and don't make yourself a sammich, then you've allowed her to define what you can and cannot do.
Bang, there goes the man card.
On the other hand, if you make your own sammiches instead of telling her to do it...bang, there goes the man card.
Dude. I think you're just screwed.
Yes...that is quite the Catch 22...you are pretty much FUBAR...
It's actually worse than you think. She won't even let me get up and get my own beer anymore. smh
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dafuq? this is supposed to be funny? :noway:0
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I can see how this really transpired:0
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You can't make your own sandwich? You can't get your own beer? :sad: :sad: :sad:
Next thing you're going to be telling me is you don't even have to ask for BJ's anymore....
Sounds like you need to put your foot down, this kind of behaviour is unheard of.. and shouldn't be tolerated.0 -
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i'd revoke your man card you clearly have no control over your woman, and what were you doing in the kitchen in the first place to get thrown out of it.0
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Not clear. Is this a "get out of my kitchen" problem or a "you are fat" problem?0
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That's a tough one.
On one hand, if you give in and don't make yourself a sammich, then you've allowed her to define what you can and cannot do.
Bang, there goes the man card.
On the other hand, if you make your own sammiches instead of telling her to do it...bang, there goes the man card.
Dude. I think you're just screwed.
Yes...that is quite the Catch 22...you are pretty much FUBAR...
It's actually worse than you think. She won't even let me get up and get my own beer anymore. smh
I have the solution!
Wife Swap!
It's a sure bet my wife would never make you a sammich or get you a beer, AND I'm more than willing to give up my man card for that treatment.
I'll buy the plane tickets.0 -
I can see how this really transpired:
^^ this is funny....0 -
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