Racial stereotyopes. :)

I get it, I'm Mexican.

People are always surprised to learn I have never dug under a fence with a spoon.

Are you currently employed as a house keeper?

I'm a nanny. Jeez.

I'm half Jewish and half Japanese.

In fact, I was circumcised at Benihanas.

That's funny. I'm sick of the Irish being referred to as drunken rabble-rousers. When I finish this pint I'm gonna kick someone's *kitten*!

:drinker:

I'm black and asian. I eat collardgreens with chopsticks :glasses:

Blazn?

At least it's better than Bra-moan

Yep... Lolat Bra-moan.. Dang... Nah still better than Samzilian. Sounds like a dinosaur.

I was sitting in the airport and this woman walks up to me and says 'Can I ask you a question? I adopted a black child, he is 2 and his hair is starting to fall out in patches..is this normal?'
I said, 'I don't have kids how would I know?'
Then it dawns on my dumb-*kitten*. Ohhhh...I said 'you're asking me because Im black? No honey you need to consult with a doctor not some random woman in the airport'.

Weird right?

(but I can dance my butt off)

I'm from mainly German descent with a little Irish.
That must mean I drink.
Guilty..:drinker:

I guess the Irish gives you the sense of humour that the German is lacking.

I get it, I'm Mexican.

People are always surprised to learn I have never dug under a fence with a spoon.

You're never taking the Alamo from us. We won't surrender!

I just died :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

do black women like white men as much as black men like.....oh never mind........

Once you go black....

Fo' sho' !!!

Yes. Agreed. My whole family is native american. People see me and see a white girl.

"Your name is Rain? Your sister's name is Natahni? Your parents must be hippies right?"

Like, dude... no...

"You're native american? HOW!" *makes covering mouth motion*

and my favorite.... "You're native american? Like, the tribe in twilight?" OH MY MOTHER EFFING JESUS CHRIST

"Your named after the thunderbird? Like, the car?"

*eye twitch*

I'm half Jewish and half Japanese.

In fact, I was circumcised at Benihanas.

That's funny. I'm sick of the Irish being referred to as drunken rabble-rousers. When I finish this pint I'm gonna kick someone's *kitten*!

this was funny. lol

I'm Italian and our motto is: Eat through the pain, while drowning in bowls of pasta. (Actually, that's more like a fantasy rather than a stereotype giving my current lower carb lifestlye, but I digress.)

My ex, who is black, and I went to visit an urban deli and grocery store that sold all sorts of odd cuts of meat and such. He made a crack about his grandfather with his old country accent, asking for the neckbones. Not 2 minutes later a little old black man came up to him and asked him if he knew where the neckbones where! We had a pretty good laugh about that.

One of the RN's was wearing her scrubs with her name tag on taking her vacuum out of the car when a white guy came up and asked her (seriously) if she was looking for work.....she is Mexican....and pissed!

lol holy *kitten* ...thats fked up but kinda funny ha

hilarious!

Yes. Agreed. My whole family is native american. People see me and see a white girl.

"Your name is Rain? Your sister's name is Natahni? Your parents must be hippies right?"

Like, dude... no...

"You're native american? HOW!" *makes covering mouth motion*

and my favorite.... "You're native american? Like, the tribe in twilight?" OH MY MOTHER EFFING JESUS CHRIST

"Your named after the thunderbird? Like, the car?"

*eye twitch*

That's better than having enough Native American to be mistaken for a Mexican all the while having a Jewish name. At least my father's mother was full Irish so I'm not short. I'm basically a mutt right?

Oh, do you work at a casino? (keeping the racial stereotype thing going)

I'm a blonde and I...oh wait...blonde isn't a race.

:laugh:

Oh please someone do one about chubby, midwestern white men with a pick up truck and a lot of guns.....