Canadians: Do YOU believe they exist?

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  • silversociety
    silversociety Posts: 222 Member
    Take off ya hoser!
  • Momma_Grizz
    Momma_Grizz Posts: 294 Member
    LOL yes we can be elusive, us Canadians .......

    :laugh:
  • MelsAuntie
    MelsAuntie Posts: 2,833 Member
    I live in Michigan. I know Canadians, plus, the people in Michigan's upper peninsula are practically Canadians themselves, eh? (Seriously...lovely place, though a tad chilly).
  • NikoM5
    NikoM5 Posts: 488 Member
    I think therefore I am
  • CharityGC
    CharityGC Posts: 499 Member
    Our population pretty much doubles in the winter due to the Canadians. They seem real to me. Especially when I'm behind them on the road and they're doing ten miles an hour under the speed limit.

    WE ARE A CAUTIOUS PEOPLE! :angry:

    I've learned not to be in a hurry. :tongue:
  • 1Kristine1
    1Kristine1 Posts: 697 Member
    Oh I assure you, I am very real ;)
  • koshkasmum
    koshkasmum Posts: 276 Member
    You see, we can pass.... we could be anywhere. On your TV, in your cities, in your schools, in your businesses, on your transit.....Heh heh heh. Live in doubt.
  • cinema_goddess
    cinema_goddess Posts: 13
    I'm laughing so hard right now.
  • ldrosophila
    ldrosophila Posts: 7,512 Member
    You see, we can pass.... we could be anywhere. On your TV, in your cities, in your schools, in your businesses, on your transit.....Heh heh heh. Live in doubt.

    this is scary I think we should put them into "fun time" Canadian camps to protect our virtues.
  • majikmiker
    majikmiker Posts: 291 Member
    America is Canada's Matrix.
  • Nightterror218
    Nightterror218 Posts: 375 Member
    Laugh all you want. I had no idea there were black people in Canada. I looked around and thought 'hot damn we are everywhere!'...(except Boston)

    LMAO. I went to a village of rural alaska. First thing I saw was a whole bunch of eskimos and then a tall black man. Figure the village was out about 50 people.

    Awesome dude, married an eskimo girl in anchorage and moved back with her to her home village.
  • Nightterror218
    Nightterror218 Posts: 375 Member
    Oh I assure you, I am very real ;)

    proof?
  • oX_Vanessa_Xo
    oX_Vanessa_Xo Posts: 478
    It's a conspiracy, man.
  • Ramberta
    Ramberta Posts: 1,312 Member
    It's a conspiracy, man.

    You could be onto something.

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  • blf20
    blf20 Posts: 97 Member
    Maybe their country is too nice to leave ?

    Shh, we don't advertise we're Canadian so we don't get overrun with tourists :)
  • 1Kristine1
    1Kristine1 Posts: 697 Member
    It's a conspiracy, man.
    LOL.
  • kimosabe1
    kimosabe1 Posts: 2,467 Member
    hahahaha....
  • _SABOTEUR_
    _SABOTEUR_ Posts: 6,833 Member
    WTF country did I visit when I was 14? :cry: Mummy, I'm scared...
  • julies90
    julies90 Posts: 646 Member
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  • IIISpartacusIII
    IIISpartacusIII Posts: 252 Member
    I've heard a few people here say that they know of and have actually met a Canadian but do you think they're real. I don't know if I've ever actually seen one of them.

    No! Canada is nothing more than a poor man's France and we know they're not actually French so therefore it is logical to conclude that there isn't a single legit Canadian. Case closed!
  • Ramberta
    Ramberta Posts: 1,312 Member
    Okay I just have to share this, though I may get flagged. But it's hilarious and strangely resembles the Kool-Aid man. Ohhhhh noooo.

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  • shaynak112
    shaynak112 Posts: 751 Member
    I'm imaginary!!
  • Jessi_Brooks
    Jessi_Brooks Posts: 759 Member
    So that place called a border that I go to every year must just be some sort of machine for our advanced, Canadian civilization to enter a vortex from a multiple dimension and end up in the US on the other side.
  • Clement1ne
    Clement1ne Posts: 82
    WOW! Being a Canadian myself I'm not sure if I should laugh or spit!

    To the chick that said she's going to Canada in a month and has heard there's nothing here... I'm going to assume you were joking, but assuming is really making an *kitten* out of u and me = *kitten*-u-me, so I'm not sure.

    Just to be clear, there's a lot here. Like a whole other world filled with animals, people who say 'eh', beaver tails (NOT LITERAL PEOPLE, THEY ARE MADE OF DOUGH, lol), trees and fresh air. :smile:

    I'm pretty sure I'm real. I was born in Ottawa, Ontario (that's in Canada, right?) and I've been living in Montreal, Quebec (I think still in Canada - but when you talk about Quebec it *really* starts becoming fuzzy with the separation BS). I love being Canadian and I love living here.

    My only complaint is the weather here in Eastern Canada. Too much winter, too little summer, too much snow, too little sun.

    Emmalee :smile:
  • Contrarian
    Contrarian Posts: 8,138 Member


    people who say 'eh',



    Can Canadians please stop saying this? I don't say it. It's easy to not do.
  • ashlinmarie
    ashlinmarie Posts: 1,263 Member
    I live in Michigan. I know Canadians, plus, the people in Michigan's upper peninsula are practically Canadians themselves, eh? (Seriously...lovely place, though a tad chilly).

    What looks like a Canadian, sounds like a Canadian, drinks like a Canadian but isn't a Canadian?


    If you think a yooper, you be correct, eh. ;)


    And for reals, my old residence hall was attacked by a moose.
  • 1Kristine1
    1Kristine1 Posts: 697 Member
    Is snow imaginary?

    That would be nice, then I wouldnt have to shovel it off my driveway 3/4 of the year...
  • NikoM5
    NikoM5 Posts: 488 Member
    I've heard a few people here say that they know of and have actually met a Canadian but do you think they're real. I don't know if I've ever actually seen one of them.

    No! Canada is nothing more than a poor man's France and we know they're not actually French so therefore it is logical to conclude that there isn't a single legit Canadian. Case closed!

    I think you're referring to Quebec, one of ten provinces. The others do not speak french. We still have 2 official languages and the whole country is required to take french in school but nobody actually learns any french from that experience.
  • BinaryPulsar
    BinaryPulsar Posts: 8,927 Member


    people who say 'eh',



    Can Canadians please stop saying this? I don't say it. It's easy to not do.

    :laugh:
  • ladymiseryali
    ladymiseryali Posts: 2,555 Member
    I'm half Canadian.

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