Dr Oz Spam Diet and Bacon Keytones Cleanse?

MiloBloom83
MiloBloom83 Posts: 2,724 Member
Has anyone tried this yet? It's pretty new and cutting edge, so i can't wait to compare results with others!!! I am jacked about this!!!
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  • billsica
    billsica Posts: 4,741 Member
    I've been on it and I feel so much better and full of energy.

    just remember you need to go to a real super market with a butcher and ASK for the BACON KEYTONES. They won't have them just out with the other stuff. Its the best kept secret for weight loss ever!
  • taunto
    taunto Posts: 6,420 Member
    Dr. Oz I hate you

    Dr. Oz, I hate how you cry about my yummy foods
    I hate how you think you know everything
    about everything
    I hate that you can't keep your mouth shut
    about anything

    Dr. Oz, I hate it when you complain about a balanced diet
    I hate how you would make fun of Sugar
    even though it is oh so much sweeter than you
    I hate when you complain about carbs
    even though its far better for me than you

    Dr. Oz, I hate when you whine about milk
    I hate how you are so pretentious
    your taste isn't that great
    I hate how you beat every joke to death
    you're so unfunny

    I hate that you're a sell out
    You make other doctors look bad
    Time Magazine calls you influential person to many
    Chris Brown feels left out

    Dr. Oz I hate you
    You make me wanna fling poop at you



    Sorry it didn't rhyme
  • BeachIron
    BeachIron Posts: 6,490 Member
    Having spent some time in Hawaii, I can attest to the magical properties of Spam. This is the diet that works! I'll have to try that cleanse but I'm pretty sure I'll be glued to the TV this week for the incredible Dr. Oz. Is there any truth to the rumor that he once bit off the head of a bat?

    Edit: Spelling, in honor of Dr. Derp week
  • taunto
    taunto Posts: 6,420 Member
    hi MiloBloom83
  • trogalicious
    trogalicious Posts: 4,584 Member
    I prefer the canadian bacon keytones, but both are pretty effective. Just have to calculate in the conversion rate.
  • mfrkorey
    mfrkorey Posts: 176 Member
    Dr. Oz I hate you

    Dr. Oz, I hate how you cry about my yummy foods
    I hate how you think you know everything
    about everything
    I hate that you can't keep your mouth shut
    about anything

    Dr. Oz, I hate it when you complain about a balanced diet
    I hate how you would make fun of Sugar
    even though it is oh so much sweeter than you
    I hate when you complain about carbs
    even though its far better for me than you

    Dr. Oz, I hate when you whine about milk
    I hate how you are so pretentious
    your taste isn't that great
    I hate how you beat every joke to death
    you're so unfunny

    I hate that you're a sell out
    You make other doctors look bad
    Time Magazine calls you influential person to many
    Chris Brown feels left out

    Dr. Oz I hate you
    You make me wanna fling poop at you



    Sorry it didn't rhyme

    Both beautiful and moving *single tear*
  • MayaSPapaya
    MayaSPapaya Posts: 735 Member
    Dr. Oz I hate you

    Dr. Oz, I hate how you cry about my yummy foods
    I hate how you think you know everything
    about everything
    I hate that you can't keep your mouth shut
    about anything

    Dr. Oz, I hate it when you complain about a balanced diet
    I hate how you would make fun of Sugar
    even though it is oh so much sweeter than you
    I hate when you complain about carbs
    even though its far better for me than you

    Dr. Oz, I hate when you whine about milk
    I hate how you are so pretentious
    your taste isn't that great
    I hate how you beat every joke to death
    you're so unfunny

    I hate that you're a sell out
    You make other doctors look bad
    Time Magazine calls you influential person to many
    Chris Brown feels left out

    Dr. Oz I hate you
    You make me wanna fling poop at you



    Sorry it didn't rhyme

    Wonderful poet.
  • wolverine66
    wolverine66 Posts: 3,779 Member
    i'm trying the habenero sauce cleanse.
  • Lifting_Knitter
    Lifting_Knitter Posts: 1,025 Member
    Sorry it didn't rhyme

    I didn't need to. Very moving. *clicking fingers together* Great job man. *sips coffee*
  • Flab2fitfi
    Flab2fitfi Posts: 1,349 Member
    What about Turkey Bacon Keytones or will they just give you a fake results.
  • TheBeerRunner
    TheBeerRunner Posts: 2,777 Member
    I'm doing the bacon grease cleanse this week, do you think that this diet would be a good follow-up to really burn off the fat? I mean, if it's Dr. Oz endorsed, it must be good... He's a doctor, he wouldn't lie to us.
  • thebigcb
    thebigcb Posts: 2,210 Member
    What sort of a Doctor is this lad anyway?
  • EpicMeyri
    EpicMeyri Posts: 109 Member
    As soon as you said Dr Oz. *i did the eye rolling thing* lol ..
  • michellemybelll
    michellemybelll Posts: 2,228 Member
    keytones 'eh? of the musical variety?
  • tinak33
    tinak33 Posts: 9,883 Member
    *sitting patiently waiting for pics of bacon.....*
  • Drussander
    Drussander Posts: 266 Member
    LOL, too funny -SPAM diet and Bacon Keytones? LMAO.

    Yes Dr. Oz is yet another Oprah borne calamity, but there is far worse on TV. The show called "The Doctor's" makes Oz look downright reasonable in comparison. Any thread mocking any of the TV doctors will get no objections from this poster.

    My most disliked list:

    1. Any physician on "The Doctors"
    2. The "Restasis" women/actor playing a doctor
    3. Dr. Oz or any Doctor that wears scrubs on TV for that matter.

    Those who ride the subways of NYC may be familiar with the infamous "Dr. Zizmor" dermatology ads, but since he actually treats patients, I have to give him a break so he's not on the list.
  • homerjspartan
    homerjspartan Posts: 1,893 Member
    i'm trying the habenero sauce cleanse.

    I tried the bacon cleanse AND the habenero cleanse at the same time. I found that double cleansing creates a negative poop void. Since I am in full cleanse but already cleansed I am now voiding dark matter. Every time I have a movement, the universe skips a beat.
  • RoseTears143
    RoseTears143 Posts: 1,121 Member
    O_O ..... did Oz really pitch this? Is this a joke? I feel like I'm being punk'd right now...
  • CristinaL1983
    CristinaL1983 Posts: 1,119 Member
    In for the bacon.
  • plynn54
    plynn54 Posts: 912 Member
    Turkey Bacon Keytones must be free range or they will just give you a fake results
  • MiloBloom83
    MiloBloom83 Posts: 2,724 Member
    i'm trying the habenero sauce cleanse.

    Hey! Don't derail my topic. Start your own thread!
  • Crankstr
    Crankstr Posts: 3,958 Member
    Dr OZ has cleanses on all week! I am recording the shows...dont want to miss a MINUTE of his brilliance.
  • Scott2ndGradeTeacher
    Scott2ndGradeTeacher Posts: 147 Member
    This was my first thought...


    Monty+Python+spam.jpg
  • WinnerVictorious
    WinnerVictorious Posts: 4,733 Member
    sounds better than Dingle Berry Extract, so...

    ...in!
  • Nicole65
    Nicole65 Posts: 41 Member
    i'm trying the habenero sauce cleanse.

    I tried the bacon cleanse AND the habenero cleanse at the same time. I found that double cleansing creates a negative poop void. Since I am in full cleanse but already cleansed I am now voiding dark matter. Every time I have a movement, the universe skips a beat.

    This made me laugh a lot at my desk... I needed that this Monday morning.
  • iAMsmiling
    iAMsmiling Posts: 2,394 Member
    Jalapeno spam takes it up a notch.

    2012-07-05%2022.04.21.jpg
  • mfrkorey
    mfrkorey Posts: 176 Member
    spamWithBacon.png
  • Melissa22G
    Melissa22G Posts: 847 Member
    Bacon has keytones? Score!!!! Nom, nom, nom, nom! And to think I've been eating raspberries this whole time. *face palm*
  • TXBelle1174
    TXBelle1174 Posts: 615 Member
    I am offended that there is not a vegetarian option so I created my own - vegan spam (made with tofu) and soy bacon. It's delish, you should try!
  • Espressocycle
    Espressocycle Posts: 2,245 Member
    I'm not doing any cleanse that doesn't allow scrapple.