Excuses for taking my shirt off

camaris
camaris Posts: 36 Member
edited September 21 in Chit-Chat
Hi All,

At the moment I make excuses for not taking my shirt off, for example I wear a shirt when swimming. But, if I end up with a six pack I plan on flaunting it at every opportunity. So, I am trying to come up with excuses to do so. Any suggestions are welcome (and yes this is tongue in cheek).

1. Turning up the heater at work and saying "It's soooo hot in here".
2. When we play mini soccer games at cricket training and it shirts vs skins make sure I am always on "skins"
3. When doing a public speaking engagement use an illustration\ice breaker that involves taking my shirt off
4. When trying on shirts at stores don't use the changerooms
5. Everytime party ideas are solicited suggest a pool party.
6. When we have dress up day at work and the theme "what you wnated to grow up to be" tell everyone you wanted to be He Man
7. Accidentally spilling coffee\soup on self so you have to rip off shirt to avoid being burned

I need at least ten!

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  • pdhight
    pdhight Posts: 13
    Hi All,

    At the moment I make excuses for not taking my shirt off, for example I wear a shirt when swimming. But, if I end up with a six pack I plan on flaunting it at every opportunity. So, I am trying to come up with excuses to do so. Any suggestions are welcome (and yes this is tongue in cheek).

    1. Turning up the heater at work and saying "It's soooo hot in here".
    2. When we play mini soccer games at cricket training and it shirts vs skins make sure I am always on "skins"
    3. When doing a public speaking engagement use an illustration\ice breaker that involves taking my shirt off
    4. When trying on shirts at stores don't use the changerooms
    5. Everytime party ideas are solicited suggest a pool party.
    6. When we have dress up day at work and the theme "what you wnated to grow up to be" tell everyone you wanted to be He Man
    7. Accidentally spilling coffee\soup on self so you have to rip off shirt to avoid being burned

    I need at least ten!

    I'm too sexy for my shirt, that equals all 10 reasons....lol

    Thanks for the giggle tonight.
  • dumb_blondes_rock
    dumb_blondes_rock Posts: 1,568 Member
    pretend you Are getting bit by something and have to take off your short, pick a random spot on your stomach and ask if they see anything
  • tubbytabbytales
    tubbytabbytales Posts: 5,883
    8. Whenever you get angry pretend to be the Hulk.
  • RMX82
    RMX82 Posts: 172
    Tattoo a portrait of your "before" picture on your stomach so anytime someone mentions how much weight you have lost and how good you look you can just rip your shirt off and explain how you did it.
  • pdhight
    pdhight Posts: 13
    pretend you Are getting bit by something and have to take off your short, pick a random spot on your stomach and ask if they see anything

    As my son says, Momma I think I have an ouchie!! lol
  • OnionCookie
    OnionCookie Posts: 272 Member
    When going to a costume party, show up in only a pair of jeans and say you are one of the men on the romance novel covers.
  • dumb_blondes_rock
    dumb_blondes_rock Posts: 1,568 Member
    this is kinda off subject for this, but has to do with costumes. in highschool we had career day, and my brother and his friends dressed as chip n dales dancers with black pants little shirt cuffs, no shirts, and dollar bills pinned in their pants....haha good times
  • tubbytabbytales
    tubbytabbytales Posts: 5,883
    Tattoo a portrait of your "before" picture on your stomach so anytime someone mentions how much weight you have lost and how good you look you can just rip your shirt off and explain how you did it.

    Oh I like this one.

    DO IT.
  • Alure
    Alure Posts: 30
    lol
  • camaris
    camaris Posts: 36 Member
    Hahaha you guys are awesome

    Sadly, I have "before" pictures of me with my shirt off that I took when I commenced my diet. Perhaps I will post the before and after when the time comes lol
  • dtraylor
    dtraylor Posts: 32
    Be a Starship Captain, fight a rock monster, and let it rip your shirt off.

    Never give up, never surrender! (Galaxy Quest)

    "When Jason is fighting the rock monster, he loses his shirt - a reference to Captain Kirk losing his shirt or ripping his clothes in almost every episode."
  • pdhight
    pdhight Posts: 13
    this is kinda off subject for this, but has to do with costumes. in highschool we had career day, and my brother and his friends dressed as chip n dales dancers with black pants little shirt cuffs, no shirts, and dollar bills pinned in their pants....haha good times

    HAHA!
  • eriny
    eriny Posts: 1,509 Member
    who needs a shirt !

    at this age hell yea im taking it off !! working to hard to keep it covered !!
  • eriny
    eriny Posts: 1,509 Member
    also i like
    oh yea working out just a little wanna see my pecs / abs ?? Blam shirt off :tongue:
  • DrBorkBork
    DrBorkBork Posts: 4,099 Member
    Haha, you're adorable, dude, GO FOR IT! Get that six pack. Say to a cute girl "Hey, wanna see my Gerard Butler impression?" ;)
  • eriny
    eriny Posts: 1,509 Member

    Haha, you're adorable, dude, GO FOR IT! Get that six pack. Say to a cute girl "Hey, wanna see my Gerard Butler impression?" ;)
    lmao :laugh:
  • camaris
    camaris Posts: 36 Member
    You just gave me a great idea!!!! Everytime I take a wicket, hit a six or score in basketball rip off my shirt and scream "THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!!"
  • eriny
    eriny Posts: 1,509 Member
    drborkbork
    GREAT JOB ON YOUR WEIGHT LOSS :flowerforyou: YOU ARE AWESOME :drinker:
  • camaris
    camaris Posts: 36 Member
    Looks like you've both done an awesome job :-)
  • eriny
    eriny Posts: 1,509 Member
    well thank you
  • lisacarole
    lisacarole Posts: 11
    "Accidentally" put your shirt on wrong side out . . . let someone notice, and then take it off to remedy the situation!
  • eriny
    eriny Posts: 1,509 Member
    "Accidentally" put your shirt on wrong side out . . . let someone notice, and then take it off to remedy the situation!

    i like it !!!:tongue: going to have to try that one day
  • dawn_eichert
    dawn_eichert Posts: 487 Member
    When going to a costume party, show up in only a pair of jeans and say you are one of the men on the romance novel covers.

    This is my favorite and definately gets my vote.... Go For IT
  • valeriebpdx
    valeriebpdx Posts: 497 Member
    Anytime someone gets a minor cut, rip off your shirt and start fashioning it into a tourniquet to stop the bleeding--hot AND heroic.
  • maepis
    maepis Posts: 51
    Anytime someone gets a minor cut, rip off your shirt and start fashioning it into a tourniquet to stop the bleeding--hot AND heroic.

    LMAO, for some reason that makes me think of the scene in Hot Shots part Deux where the lady keeps ripping her shirt to make bandages so they guys keep making up injuries. Classic.
  • camaris
    camaris Posts: 36 Member
    Thought of another...when I go tot he in-laws out in the country and split wood for them it would only natural to take my shirt off, right? haha

    Oh and I loved the bandage one lol
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