I hate pooping do you hate pooping

candyass1
candyass1 Posts: 23
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I hate pooping, it isnt fun, it isnt cool and it isnt sexy. Yes it is an excellent way to figure out the features of my new smart phone, read a novel, or occupy time while you wait for your stake to marinate but I hate it.

DO you hate pooping. I wish I could stop pooping. =(
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  • kaylindeschanel
    kaylindeschanel Posts: 105 Member
    excuse me, what is this that you're speaking of?
    women don't poop.
  • candyass1
    candyass1 Posts: 23
    LUCKY :sad: :sad:
  • AllTehBeers
    AllTehBeers Posts: 5,030 Member
    Hate pooping? Who the **** ARE you??
  • nickyfm
    nickyfm Posts: 1,214 Member
    No.
  • spozzybear
    spozzybear Posts: 216 Member
    I hate pooping, it isnt fun, it isnt cool and it isnt sexy. Yes it is an excellent way to figure out the features of my new smart phone, read a novel, or occupy time while you wait for your stake to marinate but I hate it.

    DO you hate pooping. I wish I could stop pooping. =(

    Don't forget to disinfect your phone afterwards :wink:
  • jkirby79
    jkirby79 Posts: 44 Member
    It's even funnier that your name is candyass haha. I'm sure I could come up with some inappropriate joke but I'm going to refrain.
  • Hezzietiger1
    Hezzietiger1 Posts: 1,256 Member
    i like jumping on the scale b4 and after a good poop! lol
  • matt2442
    matt2442 Posts: 1,259 Member
    No.

    This. I love taking poops.
  • MercenaryNoetic26
    MercenaryNoetic26 Posts: 2,747 Member
    I love it. Especially after my morning joe. You must be pooping that "GLASS" poo to hate it so much. tsk.

    Try eating a cup of blueberries a day. It'll help you out and you'll have an interesting color poo to look at.
  • AngelicxAnnihilation
    AngelicxAnnihilation Posts: 336 Member
    yes.. more than almost anything..
  • 1PatientBear
    1PatientBear Posts: 2,089 Member
    No. I poop multiple times a day. Two kids under 4. It's my alone time.
  • josarahm
    josarahm Posts: 48
    You would hate it more if you couldn't poop!
  • closedforrenovation
    closedforrenovation Posts: 24
    I would be THRILLED if it never ever happened again.


    If I ever did it, cuz, you know, girls don't. But yeah that s*** (literally) needs to be phased out!
  • iceey
    iceey Posts: 354 Member
    I hate that feeling before I poo of having to poo. But AFTER I poo it feels so nice! Much lighter!
  • MizVandyk
    MizVandyk Posts: 602 Member
    It gets in the way of my work outs. ...
  • kayemme
    kayemme Posts: 1,782 Member
    i do not hate pooping; in fact, i LOVE POOPING. it's seriously my favorite time of the day. i always feel so clean afterward.
  • PikaKnight
    PikaKnight Posts: 34,971 Member
    You might be doing it wrong

    http://www.myfitnesspal.com/topics/show/813554-do-i-poop-wrong?

    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • jofjltncb6
    jofjltncb6 Posts: 34,415 Member
    No.

    ^this

    Some days it's the highlight of my day.
  • briannakaechele
    briannakaechele Posts: 32
    I love to poop! I usually have a good poop after a glass of water in the morning, as soon as I finish the first cup of coffee at work, and then after every meal! What a great feeling.

    I also love to step on the scale before and after....And then yell across the house to my husband about how LARGE my poop is!

    I absolutely would hate it if I pooped any less than multiple times a day!
  • infamousdrew76
    infamousdrew76 Posts: 176 Member
    I just hate it when I have to go at work, and someone decides to use the stall right next to me....there are like a dozen other stalls, why set up camp right next to me!!! I don't know why, but I hate it!
  • billsica
    billsica Posts: 4,741 Member
    What do you mean its not sexy? Have you seen the video with the glass?
  • MercenaryNoetic26
    MercenaryNoetic26 Posts: 2,747 Member
    No. I poop multiple times a day. Two kids under 4. It's my alone time.

    Multiple poops a day is an amazing feat. I wonder how many calories are burned pooping. Is it part of TDEE? :huh:
  • auntiebabs
    auntiebabs Posts: 1,754 Member
    I wish I could stop pooping. =(

    trust me, constipation is way worse than pooping :frown:
  • scarrletti_girl
    scarrletti_girl Posts: 479 Member
    when i drop a good load i feel ten pounds lighter and infact sometimes i lose 1lb or2lbs when i do poop. lol it is a little annoying at times when im busy but when i am doing nothing i welcome my poop to come lol
  • chesq77
    chesq77 Posts: 270 Member
    when i as little i use to think girls didnt have buttholes
  • UsedToBeHusky
    UsedToBeHusky Posts: 15,228 Member
    I like pooping when it causes a drop on the scale.
  • iulia_maddie
    iulia_maddie Posts: 2,780 Member
    I love pooping. I look forward to waking up every morning because I get to poop.
  • Jacwhite22
    Jacwhite22 Posts: 7,010 Member
    I love pooping.
  • geekyjock76
    geekyjock76 Posts: 2,720 Member
    We may all have different jobs, likes and dislikes. But we all poop. No other act makes me feel more in touch with my humanity than pooping and its the one thing that connects us all.
  • NaomiJFoster
    NaomiJFoster Posts: 1,450 Member
    I rather enjoy it, actually. I poop about 3 times a day, usually. Physically, it just feels good. And mentally, it lets me know that my body is functioning as it should. Satisfying, any way you look at it.
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