here's an idea to lose weight!
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FALSE. 100% of people suffering from an STD have both eaten and moved at some stage in their lives. DON'T BELIEVE THE LIES
Hey baby, I put the STD in STUD. Now all I need is U.
...you want me inside of you?0 -
Also your profile picture irks me. "Pretending to be a shark" is generally not conductive to weight loss or general life improvement. I spent years pretending to be a shark and expecting miracle results. What a waste of time
You were doing it wrong. You have to actually live the shark lifestyle. Swimming constantly, salt water in your eyes, tracking the blood of your victims for miles around, poor dental hygiene. I know that it sounds glamorous to pretend, but the actual shark lifestyle takes a lot out of you and causes massive weight loss.0 -
FALSE. 100% of people suffering from an STD have both eaten and moved at some stage in their lives. DON'T BELIEVE THE LIES
Hey baby, I put the STD in STUD. Now all I need is U.
...you want me inside of you?
Are you going to bake me a pie with apples, cinnamon, and your hair?0 -
FALSE. 100% of people suffering from an STD have both eaten and moved at some stage in their lives. DON'T BELIEVE THE LIES
Hey baby, I put the STD in STUD. Now all I need is U.
...you want me inside of you?
Are you going to bake me a pie with apples, cinnamon, and your hair?
I've already expended far too much hair sending envelopes full of it to men on death row so no.0 -
Thats f**** creepy0
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whierd - you are awsome. can I be your best friend?0
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Hahahhahehehee0
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I wish!!hahahaha, love it.Thank you for this brilliant contribution to the MFP weight loss community. You have given us all the missing equation for successfully losing weight. The Old Common Wisdom of Eat More Don'T Move At All has finally been usurped! The villagers shall rejoice at this news and statues erected n your honor!
You are tiny!
Maybe a little off topic, but you look AMAZING!0 -
whierd - you are awsome. can I be your best friend?
Only if it comes with benefits. Which are negotiable.0 -
FALSE. 100% of people suffering from an STD have both eaten and moved at some stage in their lives. DON'T BELIEVE THE LIES
Hey baby, I put the STD in STUD. Now all I need is U.
...you want me inside of you?
Are you going to bake me a pie with apples, cinnamon, and your hair?
I've already expended far too much hair sending envelopes full of it to men on death row so no.
If you aren't committed then this isn't going to work.0 -
whierd - you are awsome. can I be your best friend?
Only if it comes with benefits. Which are negotiable.
We'll have to be cyber buddies as I live in Australia. Is that cool with you?0 -
Bwahahaha! So needed to laugh! Cynical and honest or honestly cynical, either way it was funny!0
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and its a no brainer!
Eat less, move more
Eat less than what? Move more than what? Eat less broccoli? Move more than a stopped clock?0 -
whierd - you are awsome. can I be your best friend?
Only if it comes with benefits. Which are negotiable.
We'll have to be cyber buddies as I live in Australia. Is that cool with you?
Hmm...depends...can you write dirty haikus?0 -
whierd - you are awsome. can I be your best friend?
Only if it comes with benefits. Which are negotiable.
We'll have to be cyber buddies as I live in Australia. Is that cool with you?
Hmm...depends...can you write dirty haikus?
I have much to learn, but I suspect you can teach me.0 -
and its a no brainer!
Eat less, move more
This is why you are my friend!0 -
Thank you for this brilliant contribution to the MFP weight loss community. You have given us all the missing equation for successfully losing weight. The Old Common Wisdom of Eat More Don'T Move At All has finally been usurped! The villagers shall rejoice at this news and statues erected n your honor!
Haha. Love it.0 -
whierd - you are awsome. can I be your best friend?
Only if it comes with benefits. Which are negotiable.
We'll have to be cyber buddies as I live in Australia. Is that cool with you?
Hmm...depends...can you write dirty haikus?
I have much to learn, but I suspect you can teach me.
There is. We can be best friends on an interim basis for now.0 -
hahahaa..love your response!0
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Thank you for this brilliant contribution to the MFP weight loss community. You have given us all the missing equation for successfully losing weight. The Old Common Wisdom of Eat More Don'T Move At All has finally been usurped! The villagers shall rejoice at this news and statues erected n your honor!0
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