You wake up in a jail cell...

Where are our clothes?

Don' worry, I'm sleeping with the judge, we'll be out by noon!

you shot shariff but we did not shoot the deputy

it your turn to pick up the soap for bubba

"Do you know why we're in jail! Don't say a word to police besides asking why we are here. , they will try to separate us and get us to confess to some crime we know nothing about. Request a lawyer and exercise your 5th amendment right to not incriminate yourself and ME!"

Jail is a stressful place, the cold temperature, the center-block walls, not even enough space to call it a broom closet, watching other people **** in other holding cells, trying to sleep on an iron cold slab. It's meant to punish and break people down so they become more docile, malleable, and think twice before committing another crime. It's cruel, but perhaps not unusual.

Of course that is if the jail has a single holding cell per prisoner, the sleep deprivation, isolation, and cold temperature will usually make people cry and become slightly psychotic within a day or two. If you're placed into a drunk tank unit, then you have to deal with other people. a lot of those people can be extremely drunk, high on drugs, and highly aggressive and violent., so it's best to keep to yourself and don't make eye contact.

you shot shariff but we did not shoot the deputy

Thank you, this was the best one lol

"It was worth it"

because the only way ill ever end up in jail is if someone messes with my kids- id kill them.

whos your cudle buddy o i have one to o hell no HELP

we are not in kances any more o hell no this looks like the tv show of oz

Ohhh crap....

do you remember that game of dare last night ? i dare you to drop the soap

I warned him, "til death do we part...!"

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thats wa s fun. now we are ****ED