Gutter Gang - Hump Day Thread!

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  • peej76
    peej76 Posts: 1,250 Member
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    Turn on: touching me just right
    Turn off: still has his socks on
  • Shannon023
    Shannon023 Posts: 14,529 Member
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    Turn off: still has his socks on

    :embarassed: :embarassed:
  • AlliOops
    AlliOops Posts: 66 Member
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    biggest turn off !!!!

    mmmmm imagine this girls..... mmmmm just getting smoochy and snuggly when the phone goes :mad:

    oh its his ex :mad: :mad: so he's gone for more than a min

    when he comes back he expects to carry on where he left off :laugh: whats he like :mad:

    You're kidding me?!! That is despicable!!!!!!
  • kimmy666
    kimmy666 Posts: 56
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    hehehehehe :wink: he paid for that one and only ever done it once hehehehehe


    :sick: socks left on :sick:
  • GravyGurl
    GravyGurl Posts: 1,070
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    Turn off.... Don't pat me on the head and say... " U want a lil sumpin sumpin later?" ~rolls eyes~
  • Shannon023
    Shannon023 Posts: 14,529 Member
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    Turn off.... Don't pat me on the head and say... " U want a lil sumpin sumpin later?" ~rolls eyes~

    Crack...me...up.....:laugh:
  • GravyGurl
    GravyGurl Posts: 1,070
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    Turn off.... Don't pat me on the head and say... " U want a lil sumpin sumpin later?" ~rolls eyes~

    Crack...me...up.....:laugh:

    Can you see why he's an ex? :laugh:
  • mholmes
    mholmes Posts: 949 Member
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    Oh! I forgot one...
    Don't know how many of use has suffered this but...
    TURN OFF - when my husband shave's his whole chest, stomach, etc....
    Know how grose your legs feel when you haven't shaved in a couple of days:sick: ? Give his attempt at being sexy a day or two and it's like someone's rubbing their stubbly legs all over the most sensitive areas on your body! :sick:
  • Shannon023
    Shannon023 Posts: 14,529 Member
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    Turn off.... Don't pat me on the head and say... " U want a lil sumpin sumpin later?" ~rolls eyes~

    Crack...me...up.....:laugh:

    Can you see why he's an ex? :laugh:

    Hear that single gals, he's available!!! :laugh:
  • fatsis
    fatsis Posts: 1,117 Member
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    P.S side note for the guys Grabbing a boob and saying "honk honk" does NOT count as foreplay :grumble:

    What about touching them like U R turning dials and saying "come in Tokyo"
  • emtink
    emtink Posts: 387 Member
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    Yes, that is a HUGE turn on!!! All women secretly love that regardless of what they say... admit it ladies.
  • mholmes
    mholmes Posts: 949 Member
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    P.S side note for the guys Grabbing a boob and saying "honk honk" does NOT count as foreplay :grumble:

    What about touching them like U R turning dials and saying "come in Tokyo"

    Oh thats ok! Works like a charm, every time! :laugh:
  • kellch
    kellch Posts: 7,849 Member
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    What puts you in the mood? What's your turn offs??

    On - Foot or neck massage. For more then 30 seconds before moving on to the naughty parts, please! :laugh:

    Off - Don't be in a pi$$y mood all evening then expect "attention" (that's "talking" kellch!) whenever it's bedtime. nono.gif

    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
    It was all fun....He works nights and I work days. We sat out in our garage...He was drinking Bud Light...Me, I had one, then switched to water....(yeah for me :bigsmile: I was tempted to keep drinking but I was good...gotta save that up for the weekend) And really we were just talking...welllll ummmmmm until we did go to bed then we had some really deep discussions...:bigsmile: :bigsmile: :blushing: :blushing: :bigsmile: :bigsmile:
  • Shannon023
    Shannon023 Posts: 14,529 Member
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    What puts you in the mood? What's your turn offs??

    On - Foot or neck massage. For more then 30 seconds before moving on to the naughty parts, please! :laugh:

    Off - Don't be in a pi$$y mood all evening then expect "attention" (that's "talking" kellch!) whenever it's bedtime. nono.gif

    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
    It was all fun....He works nights and I work days. We sat out in our garage...He was drinking Bud Light...Me, I had one, then switched to water....(yeah for me :bigsmile: I was tempted to keep drinking but I was good...gotta save that up for the weekend) And really we were just talking...welllll ummmmmm until we did go to bed then we had some really deep discussions...:bigsmile: :bigsmile: :blushing: :blushing: :bigsmile: :bigsmile:

    {hee-hee} That sounded naughty. flirt.gif
  • fatsis
    fatsis Posts: 1,117 Member
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    Turn ons: just a time and a place

    Turn offs: yea right I am a guy.
  • Shannon023
    Shannon023 Posts: 14,529 Member
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    Turn ons: just a time and a place

    Turn offs: yea right I am a guy.

    Everything

    Nothing


    got it! :laugh:
  • mjfer123
    mjfer123 Posts: 1,234 Member
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    P.S side note for the guys Grabbing a boob and saying "honk honk" does NOT count as foreplay :grumble:

    :noway: Wait a sec.... now Im confused:indifferent:

    :wink: haha
  • kellch
    kellch Posts: 7,849 Member
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    P.S side note for the guys Grabbing a boob and saying "honk honk" does NOT count as foreplay :grumble:

    :laugh: :laugh:
    Why oh why do they think this ok?

    I know right :laugh: Especially in public!!! I mean come on!!! So embarrassing...I always ask him how he'd like it if I just walked up and started grabbin his package everwhere we went in front of people...Would he enjoy it? :laugh: And always when my monthly visitor is about to come and they're already tender and I tell them they are he seems to want to do it the most.:laugh: DO YOU UNDERSTAND WHAT TENDER MEANS? IT HURTS Let me pinch ur...ummm ok I wont go any further you get the point...:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:


    OK....ON: I like the dim lighting (I'm a sucker for candles and some music), massages, neck kisses, and a little bit of teasin before we get to business and ummmm well there's more but I dont know if ummmm it's appropriate for this site...:blushing: :bigsmile:

    OFF: When there's absolutely no foreplay what so ever and he just goes straight for it. Then wonder's "why aren't you excited" ummmmm welllllll....*smacks head, DUH* Or when he comes out of the shower naked swingin it around sayin "U want some of this" :laugh: :laugh: All I can do is laugh at that point :laugh: :laugh: No turn on there buddy...:laugh: Good for a laugh though:bigsmile:
  • fatsis
    fatsis Posts: 1,117 Member
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    Turn ons: just a time and a place

    Turn offs: yea right I am a guy.

    Everything

    Nothing


    got it! :laugh:

    Ding Ding Johnny tell Shannon what she has won.

    Ok honestly...

    Turn ons: Eye contact (not the well U know) My wife has the most beautiful brown eyes. They sparkle I swear.

    Turn Offs: having to do all the work.
  • mholmes
    mholmes Posts: 949 Member
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    [ Or when he comes out of the shower naked swingin it around sayin "U want some of this" :laugh: :laugh: All I can do is laugh at that point :laugh: :laugh: No turn on there buddy...:laugh: Good for a laugh though:bigsmile:

    That is sooooo something my hubby does alll the time!!! Then does this lil shake/ride the pony thing and bites his lip :indifferent:

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