Gutter Gang - Hump Day Thread!

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  • fatsis
    fatsis Posts: 1,117 Member
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    Is it ok for the men to slap the woman on the behind and say "post time"
  • fatsis
    fatsis Posts: 1,117 Member
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    another turn off: "that will be fifty dollars please"
  • Shannon023
    Shannon023 Posts: 14,529 Member
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    Is it ok for the men to slap the woman on the behind and say "post time"

    Absolutely! crush.gif
  • fatsis
    fatsis Posts: 1,117 Member
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    Is it ok for the men to slap the woman on the behind and say "post time"

    Absolutely! crush.gif

    LMAO

    Sorry stold that one from Dan Fielding on Night Court.
  • stschulz
    stschulz Posts: 340
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    Extremely interesting thread Shannon, thank you
  • Fab140
    Fab140 Posts: 1,976 Member
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    P.S side note for the guys Grabbing a boob and saying "honk honk" does NOT count as foreplay :grumble:

    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

    I'm pretty easy. That's just that. One thing turns me off....him equaiting 'being on call' to 'no nookie for the wife' :mad:

    I tend to convince him...:wink:
  • kellch
    kellch Posts: 7,849 Member
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    [ Or when he comes out of the shower naked swingin it around sayin "U want some of this" :laugh: :laugh: All I can do is laugh at that point :laugh: :laugh: No turn on there buddy...:laugh: Good for a laugh though:bigsmile:

    That is sooooo something my hubby does alll the time!!! Then does this lil shake/ride the pony thing and bites his lip :indifferent:


    :laugh: :laugh: ROFLMAO:laugh: :laugh:
  • Koozy81
    Koozy81 Posts: 250 Member
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    Turn On: while im washing dishes or doing laundry he will come up behind me, putting his hand on the small of my back and sort of lead me into a room (i seriously freakn melt!! :blushing:)

    Turn Off: Right when Im about to go to sleep, I mean literally pass out, finally got baby to bed, we kiss goodnight, I roll over, and he starts groping me asking if I "want it"
    get real guy, if you "want" to keep that hand, you'd better get it off of me!!
  • mimzy
    mimzy Posts: 135 Member
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    I'm loving this thread...
    On: giving me his full attention, slow dancing, massage...[sigh]
    Off: he's half drunk and I haven't had a drop--yuck or a knock on the bedroom door from a kid, "uh, we're "talking" in here, can you wait?" It kills me how fast he can recover from a "kid" interruption. It doesn't bother him that a kid is on the other side of the door, waiting.
  • dedelen0
    dedelen0 Posts: 21
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    On: when I am in the shower and he pretends like he is using the bathroom and sneaks in behind me soaps me up and begins foreplay.:blushing:

    Off: Morning breath, after a midnight cigg especially! Gross….:sad:
  • Fab140
    Fab140 Posts: 1,976 Member
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    On: when I am in the shower and he pretends like he is using the bathroom and sneaks in behind me soaps me up and begins foreplay.:blushing:

    Off: Morning breath, after a midnight cigg especially! Gross….:sad:

    I love it when he wants to shower together. Even if we don't do anything, it's so intimate. What's cute is when he pretends like he isn't trying to 'excite' me and baiscally I have to jump him. Or when he shows up buck neked (did I mention he has a great bum??) and just smiles. Gets me everytime. :bigsmile:
  • kellch
    kellch Posts: 7,849 Member
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    Hmmmmm....never been big on the showering together thing. Maybe we need a bigger shower :bigsmile:
  • Shannon023
    Shannon023 Posts: 14,529 Member
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    Hmmmmm....never been big on the showering together thing. Maybe we need a bigger shower :bigsmile:

    Me either cuz he hogs all the hot water...then my feet get cold...:laugh:
  • kellch
    kellch Posts: 7,849 Member
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    Hmmmmm....never been big on the showering together thing. Maybe we need a bigger shower :bigsmile:

    Me either cuz he hogs all the hot water...then my feet get cold...:laugh:

    THANK YOU!!! My thoughts exactly :bigsmile: And nobody wants cold feet :tongue:
  • tashjs21
    tashjs21 Posts: 4,584 Member
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    Or butt! (at least my big bottom is what ends up not finding the hot water)
  • memaw66
    memaw66 Posts: 2,558 Member
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    On: nibbling on my ear, foreplay, taking a shower together

    Off: not much, I usually always want it!!! oops is that TMI?


    Just thought of a turn off::: When he is still asleep and he starts groping at me, I get excited thinking this is the night I get lucky, the next thing I know he's snoring again!!!!!!!!!!!!! BUMMER!!!
  • SoupNazi
    SoupNazi Posts: 4,229 Member
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    Turn On - When I realize some people find him sexy :smokin:

    Turn Off - When I realize most people don't. :sick:

    :laugh: :laugh:

    Sorry, honey...J/K!
  • mholmes
    mholmes Posts: 949 Member
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    Not big on the shower thing ... It's too tempting to be frisky and I'm very goal oriented. If I get in the shower, it's to bathe... we can "slap the mattress" afterwards
  • Fab140
    Fab140 Posts: 1,976 Member
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    On: nibbling on my ear, foreplay, taking a shower together

    Off: not much, I usually always want it!!! oops is that TMI?


    Just thought of a turn off::: When he is still asleep and he starts groping at me, I get excited thinking this is the night I get lucky, the next thing I know he's snoring again!!!!!!!!!!!!! BUMMER!!!

    Finally!! someone on the same page!! High Five me sista!!!
  • LadyZen
    LadyZen Posts: 153 Member
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    Turn On - When I realize some people find him sexy :smokin:

    Turn Off - When I realize most people don't. :sick:

    :laugh: :laugh:

    Sorry, honey...J/K!

    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: Poor hubby:happy:

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