Gutter Gang - Hump Day Thread!

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  • emtink
    emtink Posts: 387 Member
    Yes, that is a HUGE turn on!!! All women secretly love that regardless of what they say... admit it ladies.
  • mholmes
    mholmes Posts: 949 Member



    P.S side note for the guys Grabbing a boob and saying "honk honk" does NOT count as foreplay :grumble:

    What about touching them like U R turning dials and saying "come in Tokyo"

    Oh thats ok! Works like a charm, every time! :laugh:
  • kellch
    kellch Posts: 7,849 Member
    What puts you in the mood? What's your turn offs??

    On - Foot or neck massage. For more then 30 seconds before moving on to the naughty parts, please! :laugh:

    Off - Don't be in a pi$$y mood all evening then expect "attention" (that's "talking" kellch!) whenever it's bedtime. nono.gif

    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
    It was all fun....He works nights and I work days. We sat out in our garage...He was drinking Bud Light...Me, I had one, then switched to water....(yeah for me :bigsmile: I was tempted to keep drinking but I was good...gotta save that up for the weekend) And really we were just talking...welllll ummmmmm until we did go to bed then we had some really deep discussions...:bigsmile: :bigsmile: :blushing: :blushing: :bigsmile: :bigsmile:
  • Shannon023
    Shannon023 Posts: 14,529 Member
    What puts you in the mood? What's your turn offs??

    On - Foot or neck massage. For more then 30 seconds before moving on to the naughty parts, please! :laugh:

    Off - Don't be in a pi$$y mood all evening then expect "attention" (that's "talking" kellch!) whenever it's bedtime. nono.gif

    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
    It was all fun....He works nights and I work days. We sat out in our garage...He was drinking Bud Light...Me, I had one, then switched to water....(yeah for me :bigsmile: I was tempted to keep drinking but I was good...gotta save that up for the weekend) And really we were just talking...welllll ummmmmm until we did go to bed then we had some really deep discussions...:bigsmile: :bigsmile: :blushing: :blushing: :bigsmile: :bigsmile:

    {hee-hee} That sounded naughty. flirt.gif
  • fatsis
    fatsis Posts: 1,117 Member
    Turn ons: just a time and a place

    Turn offs: yea right I am a guy.
  • Shannon023
    Shannon023 Posts: 14,529 Member
    Turn ons: just a time and a place

    Turn offs: yea right I am a guy.

    Everything

    Nothing


    got it! :laugh:
  • mjfer123
    mjfer123 Posts: 1,234 Member


    P.S side note for the guys Grabbing a boob and saying "honk honk" does NOT count as foreplay :grumble:

    :noway: Wait a sec.... now Im confused:indifferent:

    :wink: haha
  • kellch
    kellch Posts: 7,849 Member


    P.S side note for the guys Grabbing a boob and saying "honk honk" does NOT count as foreplay :grumble:

    :laugh: :laugh:
    Why oh why do they think this ok?

    I know right :laugh: Especially in public!!! I mean come on!!! So embarrassing...I always ask him how he'd like it if I just walked up and started grabbin his package everwhere we went in front of people...Would he enjoy it? :laugh: And always when my monthly visitor is about to come and they're already tender and I tell them they are he seems to want to do it the most.:laugh: DO YOU UNDERSTAND WHAT TENDER MEANS? IT HURTS Let me pinch ur...ummm ok I wont go any further you get the point...:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:


    OK....ON: I like the dim lighting (I'm a sucker for candles and some music), massages, neck kisses, and a little bit of teasin before we get to business and ummmm well there's more but I dont know if ummmm it's appropriate for this site...:blushing: :bigsmile:

    OFF: When there's absolutely no foreplay what so ever and he just goes straight for it. Then wonder's "why aren't you excited" ummmmm welllllll....*smacks head, DUH* Or when he comes out of the shower naked swingin it around sayin "U want some of this" :laugh: :laugh: All I can do is laugh at that point :laugh: :laugh: No turn on there buddy...:laugh: Good for a laugh though:bigsmile:
  • fatsis
    fatsis Posts: 1,117 Member
    Turn ons: just a time and a place

    Turn offs: yea right I am a guy.

    Everything

    Nothing


    got it! :laugh:

    Ding Ding Johnny tell Shannon what she has won.

    Ok honestly...

    Turn ons: Eye contact (not the well U know) My wife has the most beautiful brown eyes. They sparkle I swear.

    Turn Offs: having to do all the work.
  • mholmes
    mholmes Posts: 949 Member
    [ Or when he comes out of the shower naked swingin it around sayin "U want some of this" :laugh: :laugh: All I can do is laugh at that point :laugh: :laugh: No turn on there buddy...:laugh: Good for a laugh though:bigsmile:

    That is sooooo something my hubby does alll the time!!! Then does this lil shake/ride the pony thing and bites his lip :indifferent:
  • fatsis
    fatsis Posts: 1,117 Member
    Is it ok for the men to slap the woman on the behind and say "post time"
  • fatsis
    fatsis Posts: 1,117 Member
    another turn off: "that will be fifty dollars please"
  • Shannon023
    Shannon023 Posts: 14,529 Member
    Is it ok for the men to slap the woman on the behind and say "post time"

    Absolutely! crush.gif
  • fatsis
    fatsis Posts: 1,117 Member
    Is it ok for the men to slap the woman on the behind and say "post time"

    Absolutely! crush.gif

    LMAO

    Sorry stold that one from Dan Fielding on Night Court.
  • stschulz
    stschulz Posts: 340
    Extremely interesting thread Shannon, thank you
  • Fab140
    Fab140 Posts: 1,976 Member
    P.S side note for the guys Grabbing a boob and saying "honk honk" does NOT count as foreplay :grumble:

    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

    I'm pretty easy. That's just that. One thing turns me off....him equaiting 'being on call' to 'no nookie for the wife' :mad:

    I tend to convince him...:wink:
  • kellch
    kellch Posts: 7,849 Member
    [ Or when he comes out of the shower naked swingin it around sayin "U want some of this" :laugh: :laugh: All I can do is laugh at that point :laugh: :laugh: No turn on there buddy...:laugh: Good for a laugh though:bigsmile:

    That is sooooo something my hubby does alll the time!!! Then does this lil shake/ride the pony thing and bites his lip :indifferent:


    :laugh: :laugh: ROFLMAO:laugh: :laugh:
  • Koozy81
    Koozy81 Posts: 250 Member
    Turn On: while im washing dishes or doing laundry he will come up behind me, putting his hand on the small of my back and sort of lead me into a room (i seriously freakn melt!! :blushing:)

    Turn Off: Right when Im about to go to sleep, I mean literally pass out, finally got baby to bed, we kiss goodnight, I roll over, and he starts groping me asking if I "want it"
    get real guy, if you "want" to keep that hand, you'd better get it off of me!!
  • mimzy
    mimzy Posts: 135 Member
    I'm loving this thread...
    On: giving me his full attention, slow dancing, massage...[sigh]
    Off: he's half drunk and I haven't had a drop--yuck or a knock on the bedroom door from a kid, "uh, we're "talking" in here, can you wait?" It kills me how fast he can recover from a "kid" interruption. It doesn't bother him that a kid is on the other side of the door, waiting.
  • dedelen0
    dedelen0 Posts: 21
    On: when I am in the shower and he pretends like he is using the bathroom and sneaks in behind me soaps me up and begins foreplay.:blushing:

    Off: Morning breath, after a midnight cigg especially! Gross….:sad:
  • Fab140
    Fab140 Posts: 1,976 Member
    On: when I am in the shower and he pretends like he is using the bathroom and sneaks in behind me soaps me up and begins foreplay.:blushing:

    Off: Morning breath, after a midnight cigg especially! Gross….:sad:

    I love it when he wants to shower together. Even if we don't do anything, it's so intimate. What's cute is when he pretends like he isn't trying to 'excite' me and baiscally I have to jump him. Or when he shows up buck neked (did I mention he has a great bum??) and just smiles. Gets me everytime. :bigsmile:
  • kellch
    kellch Posts: 7,849 Member
    Hmmmmm....never been big on the showering together thing. Maybe we need a bigger shower :bigsmile:
  • Shannon023
    Shannon023 Posts: 14,529 Member
    Hmmmmm....never been big on the showering together thing. Maybe we need a bigger shower :bigsmile:

    Me either cuz he hogs all the hot water...then my feet get cold...:laugh:
  • kellch
    kellch Posts: 7,849 Member
    Hmmmmm....never been big on the showering together thing. Maybe we need a bigger shower :bigsmile:

    Me either cuz he hogs all the hot water...then my feet get cold...:laugh:

    THANK YOU!!! My thoughts exactly :bigsmile: And nobody wants cold feet :tongue:
  • tashjs21
    tashjs21 Posts: 4,584 Member
    Or butt! (at least my big bottom is what ends up not finding the hot water)
  • memaw66
    memaw66 Posts: 2,558 Member
    On: nibbling on my ear, foreplay, taking a shower together

    Off: not much, I usually always want it!!! oops is that TMI?


    Just thought of a turn off::: When he is still asleep and he starts groping at me, I get excited thinking this is the night I get lucky, the next thing I know he's snoring again!!!!!!!!!!!!! BUMMER!!!
  • SoupNazi
    SoupNazi Posts: 4,229 Member
    Turn On - When I realize some people find him sexy :smokin:

    Turn Off - When I realize most people don't. :sick:

    :laugh: :laugh:

    Sorry, honey...J/K!
  • mholmes
    mholmes Posts: 949 Member
    Not big on the shower thing ... It's too tempting to be frisky and I'm very goal oriented. If I get in the shower, it's to bathe... we can "slap the mattress" afterwards
  • Fab140
    Fab140 Posts: 1,976 Member
    On: nibbling on my ear, foreplay, taking a shower together

    Off: not much, I usually always want it!!! oops is that TMI?


    Just thought of a turn off::: When he is still asleep and he starts groping at me, I get excited thinking this is the night I get lucky, the next thing I know he's snoring again!!!!!!!!!!!!! BUMMER!!!

    Finally!! someone on the same page!! High Five me sista!!!
  • LadyZen
    LadyZen Posts: 153 Member
    Turn On - When I realize some people find him sexy :smokin:

    Turn Off - When I realize most people don't. :sick:

    :laugh: :laugh:

    Sorry, honey...J/K!

    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: Poor hubby:happy:
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