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I've lost an Elephant Penis

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  • MaryPoppinsIAint
    MaryPoppinsIAint Posts: 157 Member
    Holy cow! I've lost a two year old! (it blows my mind that I was carrying around a clone of my son made out of flab!!)
  • NewCaddy
    NewCaddy Posts: 845 Member
    I've lost an average two year and their pet guinea pig!
  • HeidiCooksSupper
    HeidiCooksSupper Posts: 3,832 Member
    I could say I've lost the weight of a cat but since there's one in my lap at present ....
  • mrswine
    mrswine Posts: 263 Member
    :( boring old cinderblock
  • abrowndog
    abrowndog Posts: 3
    I love it!! HAHAHAA!
  • alsoagood1
    alsoagood1 Posts: 79 Member
    Sperm Whale Brain -- going on a n automobile tire! So much more fun to say than 16 pounds...lol!! :tongue:
  • erinroro
    erinroro Posts: 20
    I've lost a human head (hopefully not mine), and heading toward the chemicals..... I prefer to say that I am heading toward the house cat (since I have 14 - I could stand to lose one..... NOT!)!
  • knitbytes
    knitbytes Posts: 114
    I'm one pound away from having lost a mid-sized microwave! Yikes!
  • alexveksler
    alexveksler Posts: 409 Member
    A newborn calf. Screw it, who needs a calf
  • finnvalley
    finnvalley Posts: 32 Member
    An automobile tyre and the baby back ribs here.

    Gotta say, this is quite possibly the best post title I've ever seen, btw...love it :-)
  • brookehe
    brookehe Posts: 413 Member
    We must never let this thread die. We're soon to hit the 500 mark, be sure to look out for "part 2" so this goes on ad infinitum :bigsmile:

    I for one have more to lose/post/brag about :wink:
  • nataliecarter28
    nataliecarter28 Posts: 54 Member
    bump :)
  • brookehe
    brookehe Posts: 413 Member
    I've lost an average two year old who is holding a chihuahua and a guinea pig :bigsmile:

    Brooke from Colorado
  • OneEyeUp
    OneEyeUp Posts: 373 Member
    wow. I bet elephant women never complain about girth.
  • xoTLCxo
    xoTLCxo Posts: 185 Member
    Awesome !
  • RebelRenny
    RebelRenny Posts: 1,073 Member
    :flowerforyou: Oh my...are you kidding me? I LOVE this Topic. So far I am at a sperm whale's brain??? Honestly, who thinks up these things.

    :drinker: Renny
  • Prephred
    Prephred Posts: 140 Member
    Awesome =)
  • sue31didit
    sue31didit Posts: 14
    nice one
  • roeann53
    roeann53 Posts: 124 Member
    I've lost a newborn calf.. :laugh:
  • beautifulmom80
    beautifulmom80 Posts: 6 Member
    I've lost 10 dozen large eggs!
  • nine2481
    nine2481 Posts: 115 Member
    This is cool. My first time seeing this, lol.
  • dixiewhiskey
    dixiewhiskey Posts: 3,333 Member
    bump
  • sgirl29
    sgirl29 Posts: 326 Member
    Love this!!! Yaaaay! Congrats on losing an elephant penis! So far, I’ve lost the amount of pizza an average American eats in a year. :laugh:
  • melindasuefritz
    melindasuefritz Posts: 3,509 Member
    20 pounds = an automobile tire
  • melindasuefritz
    melindasuefritz Posts: 3,509 Member
    by the way congrats. thats awesome
  • heidibowling
    heidibowling Posts: 35 Member
    I have lost a cinderblock! Woo-hoo!
  • Snatched614
    Snatched614 Posts: 115 Member
    I've lost a NEWBORN, however, i still have a few left in there :)
  • bonjovi27
    bonjovi27 Posts: 144 Member
    An average two year old holding a guinea pig! :D
  • Txgirl1204
    Txgirl1204 Posts: 37
    8 pounds = a human head
  • TheBigYin
    TheBigYin Posts: 5,686 Member
    A newborn giraffe, being ridden by a 2 year old, with a chihuahua in each hand.

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