I've lost an Elephant Penis

pagoubupa

two bloodhounds and a sperm whale's brain

carissa317

I've lost 20 dozen large eggs!!! Or The average amount of cheese and american eats a year!!! Lol YAY and congrats to you all!

grnbfy

I've lost between a newborn calf and a 2month old horse. I always say that I have lost 3 of my daughter.

JetsetterBabe

A small bale of hay for me!

leebesstoad

Damn it. I've lost a mid-sized microwave

Well if someone finds it, you can keep it. I don't want it anymore.

(at least I would have if these tickers would ever update)

chu88ss

Are you kidding!! I've lost a NEW BORN GIRAFFE?

wwest21

Half a pound away from losing the amount of pizza the average American eats in a year. YUCK.

FireUnderMyAss

the amount of pizza an ave American eats a year :bigsmile:

cookykitty

A 2 month old horse... wow.

Joehenny

A bbc

lisahenderson9803

An average 2 year old

kjm123079

BUMP

ruth3698

So far a sperm whale's brain, hopefully by the end of this it will be an elephant's penis. Never thought I would use a sentence like this....ever lol.

ttippie2000

I'm somewhere between an Irish Setter and a gold brick.

runner_chick24

I want to be able to say I've lost Arnold Schwarzenegger, but my highest weight is only 135...

MistieWalters

Thanks to the help of MFP and all my friends on there, I've lost the same amount of weight as a guinea pig, a dozen krispy kreme glazed donuts, a rack of baby back ribs, an average human brain, an ostrich egg, a chihuahua, a human skin, an average newborn, a human head, chemical additives an American consumes in a year, and an average housecat.. All in all... about 11 pounds :laugh:

rAc_hEl

ive lost a gold brick and and a human brain = 79 pounds

jillianlamb

I've lost an average newborn . Never thought I'd be proud saying that...

new_bella

I've lost an average newborn!

impudentputz

80 pounds = the Worlds Largest Ball of Tape

woot!

Jeivette

I've lost a 5-gallon bottle of water or an average human leg...

marhod5

I've lost a bald eagle!

Now where did I put that thing. . .

dangerousdumpling

Finally!!!!! 20 pounds = an automobile tire!!!

Now if only my ticker reflected that...

hardlygraceful

I wish I could lose an Irish Settler. 0_0 I've only lost the average newborn.

gamblerpl1

nomayo

One more pound and I would have lost a cinder block

u_mad_bro

I don't get you people. If i had an elephant penis, I would never lose it. I would keep it above my bed to make all my sexual partners feel inadequate.

PlayerHatinDogooder

I lost my house keys once.

Then I realized they were in my pocket.

Maybe that's where you left your elephant's penis?

calibriintx

A mid-size microwave.

MyChocolateDiet

I've lost an average two year old. And that's quite a coincidence because once we lost my little brother at the mall when he was 2 and he grew up to be a "C" student so yeah, it's like the horoscopes, uncannily accurate!