I've lost an Elephant Penis

twanthe1

Thank God I've kept mine.

rushikareddy

I've lost a sperm whale's brain! Lol

Jewles1285

Thank God I've kept mine.

That would probably be a tragic loss for you!

lesliefoste

Man, what I've lost isn't nearly as interesting as an elephant penis. I guess I'll keep working...

twanthe1

Thank God I've kept mine.

That would probably be a tragic loss for you!

Lol Indeed.

VasylP

I couldn't stop laughing as I read through that list. Seem like I've lost the amount of chemical additives consumed by an American in a year... Can't wait until I loose the same as the original poster, then I will be starting to feel a heck of a lot better. Have a good laugh with this one everyone.

runwmeNC

55 pounds = a 5000 BTU air conditioner
60 pounds = an elephants penis

I've lost a 5000 btu air conditioner WTF!?! but working HARD on my elephant penis!

Luvstrukme

I've lost an average newborn. Whew! Someday I will be able to say that I lost a gold brick. :laugh:

Mindochka

I love this list.

I am a couple of eggs shy of 10 dozen large eggs. And on that note, time to go an eat my eggs for some protein!

stumblinthrulife

Every time "I've lost an Elephant Penis" pops up in my newsfeed I can't help but think "Have you looked down the back of the couch?"

brittaney10811

ive lost an automobile tire!!

ebonijo2

bumo

orapronobis

Half way between an average human leg and an elephant's heart. (Imagine if you didn't know the topic of this thread and just saw the responses!)

sweetpeach_fighter

I cant wait to start dropping my pounds!!!!!! :-) I just started this workout plan and I will try to remain positive. It seems like as soon as I said im going to change my life for the better when it comes to healthier decisions, smh, the temptations become crazy! at work, at home, and even randomly when Im by myself I get "cravings" for things...smh this is going to be a battle, but I want to start training for MMA and to do that I will have to remain focused, im glad this site as a message board, of people who've been where ive been or on the same journey

brookehe

I know this has been posted many times but I like to look at it every once in a while :flowerforyou:

1 pound = a Guinea Pig
1.5 pounds = a dozen Krispy Kreme glazed donuts
2 pounds = a rack of baby back ribs
3 pounds = an average human brain
4 pounds = an ostrich egg
5 pounds = a Chihuahua
6 pounds = a human skin
7.5 pounds = an average newborn
8 pounds = a human head
10 pounds= chemical additives an American consumes each year
11 pounds = an average housecat
12 pounds = a Bald Eagle
15 pounds = 10 dozen large eggs
16 pounds = a sperm whale's brain
20 pounds = an automobile tire
23 pounds = amount of pizza an average American eats in a year
24 pounds = a 3-gallon tub of super-premium ice cream
25 pounds = an average 2 year old
30 pounds = amount of cheese an average American eats in a year
33 pounds = a cinder block
36 pounds = a mid-size microwave
40 pounds = a 5-gallon bottle of water or an average human leg
44 pounds = an elephants heart
50 pounds = a small bale of hay
55 pounds = a 5000 BTU air conditioner
60 pounds = an elephants penis
66 pounds = fats and oils an average American eats in a year
70 pounds = an Irish Setter
77 pounds = a gold brick
80 pounds = the Worlds Largest Ball of Tape
90 pounds = a newborn calf
100 pounds = a 2 month old horse
111 pounds = red meat an average American eats in a year
117 pounds = an average fashion model (and shes 5'11")
118 pounds = the complete Encyclopedia Britannica
120 pounds = amount of trash you throw away in a month
130 pounds = a newborn giraffe
138 pounds = potatoes an average American eats in a year
140 pounds = refined sugar an average American eats in a year
144 pounds = an average adult woman (and shes 5'4½")
150 pounds = the complete Oxford English Dictionary
187 pounds = an average adult man
200 pounds = 2 Bloodhounds
235 pounds = Arnold Schwarzenegger
300 pounds = an average football lineman
400 pounds = a Welsh pony

A sperm whale's brain + an average newborn!!! :bigsmile: (SO FAR!!!!)

neilvv

Hi guys anybody seen an elephants penis i appear to have lost one !

travlinjess

I've lost….

36 pounds = a mid-size microwave

awesome

LisaJ2904

I lost a sperm whales brain, then gained a bald eagle, but have since lost an ostrich egg and am working towrds the brain again x

ashleab37

I lost an Irish Setter, then gained back an elephant penis and an ostrich egg. Now I've lost a sperm whale's brain and a guinea pig, but in total I want to lose a 2 month old horse (give or take)

auteurfille22

Bump!