Stupidest Diet Competition

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  • IronSmasher
    IronSmasher Posts: 3,908 Member
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    Feeding Tube Diet. Hollywood Cookie Diet. Then there was one (can't remember the name) but basically, you super restrict all week and pig out on the weekend? Umm. . . Happy medium anyone? LOL!

    Isn't that the intermittent fasting ?? (or at least how alot of ppl will do it?)

    It's actually called binging, and a recognised eating disorder.
  • Pnknlvr96
    Pnknlvr96 Posts: 104 Member
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    I KNEW those *kitten* were cheating on me!! :brokenheart:

    LOL!
  • megalin9
    megalin9 Posts: 771 Member
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    The stupidest one I've seen lately was an infomercial for Lipozene. "Clinically proven" to blast fat away, without changing your diet!

    What made me laugh was the testimonials, where this one woman said (with a straight face), "You just can't do it on your own! You can't!" (at 1:42)

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hXNh2iYsEHM

    :noway: <--- shaking my head

    Oh yes, I see these a lot. I find them funny because the before & after comparison pics look to me like they just took the skinnier version of the person and digitally altered them to look bigger to get the before shot. The bigger bodies don't look the way most overweight people's bodies look to me. They still look too "perfect," even overweight. Not sure if that's accurate or not, just my observation.

    Wait...I actually think that's a different diet pill. Nevamind.
  • Linli_Anne
    Linli_Anne Posts: 1,360 Member
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    Six Weeks to OMG

    1 - Skip breakfast
    2 - have a cool bath for at least 15 minutes
    3 - Stop snacking (3 meals a day people...or 2 because you are skipping breakfast)
    4 - Drink coffee, eat lots of protein and less fruit
    5 - Blow up a package of balloons to tone your stomach

    http://www.ukmums.tv/hot-topics/six-weeks-to-omg-the-crazy-diet-that-breaks-all-the-rules
  • InnerFatGirl
    InnerFatGirl Posts: 2,687 Member
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    The Cambridge diet. Not the most stupid, but one of them.

    And this ABC ana diet.
  • Mrsbusk
    Mrsbusk Posts: 20 Member
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    The top worst ive seen is the red bull diet... drink 10 red bulls a day and only eating one low carb low calorie meal a day...heart attack anyone??!!
  • keychick25
    keychick25 Posts: 36 Member
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    The pro ana diet where you get points for eating nothing, and less points the more you eat. >_>
  • jsherrill92
    jsherrill92 Posts: 775 Member
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    LOL on the "SlimScents" website it says, "Imagine: No more fad diets". How ironic.
  • vytamindi
    vytamindi Posts: 845 Member
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    Six Weeks to OMG

    1 - Skip breakfast
    2 - have a cool bath for at least 15 minutes
    3 - Stop snacking (3 meals a day people...or 2 because you are skipping breakfast)
    4 - Drink coffee, eat lots of protein and less fruit
    5 - Blow up a package of balloons to tone your stomach

    http://www.ukmums.tv/hot-topics/six-weeks-to-omg-the-crazy-diet-that-breaks-all-the-rules

    I play trombone and I don't have a six pack. I do have a keg, though.
  • smiley245
    smiley245 Posts: 420 Member
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    the military diet." Lose 10lbs in 3 days" http://www.diet.com/g/3day-diet
    All the rage on pinterest lately....keeps showing up in my feed ugh:grumble:

    Cabage soup diet was all the rage when I was a teen....Tasted so bad!
    http://www.cabbage-soup-diet.com/
    10lbs in 7days it says
  • ashesfromfire
    ashesfromfire Posts: 867 Member
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    I don't know that this is actually a marketable "diet" plan but it is the stupidest thing I've heard in regards to weight loss. I think it was from a movie, "The Devil Wears Prada" where the snooty assistant tells Anne Hathaway's character that her diet consists of just not eating anything until she is about to pass out from hunger and then just taking the tiniest slice/dollop of non-fat something or other (cheese, yogurt, crackers -- can't remember exactly what it was). Uh--NO THANK YOU!! That's NOT a diet!! That's an eating disorder!!

    It was a cube of cheese :D
  • ma_oeuvre
    ma_oeuvre Posts: 123
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    The Maple syrup in water diet.
    The Cabbage soup Diet.

    I did the Maple syrup diet years ago! I did really well as well, that is until day 3 when I passed out and bashed my head off the coffee table...
  • Elf_Princess1210
    Elf_Princess1210 Posts: 895 Member
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    the maple syrup diet.
  • magj0y
    magj0y Posts: 1,911 Member
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    How the weight watchers company stayed in business with all these "recipes" is beyond me!
  • paigeslims
    paigeslims Posts: 25
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    Tapeworm diet is gross !
  • jojorocksforeva
    jojorocksforeva Posts: 303 Member
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    I know someone who did hcg!!! she lost a lot of weight would i do it know! but still get my drift!
  • Yanicka1
    Yanicka1 Posts: 4,564 Member
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    The shangry last diet
    Thecookie diet
  • JeanDescole
    JeanDescole Posts: 152
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    http://open.salon.com/blog/icdieter/2010/10/18/the_ben_n_jerrys_diet_day_one

    A diet consisting of eating one pint of Ben and Jerrys ice cream a day. Only. *Facepalm*
  • JayStu
    JayStu Posts: 332 Member
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    I worked with a guy who ate on a 4 week rotation.
    Week 1& 2 nothing but protein every meal
    Week 3 add a carb with each meal
    Week 4 whatever he wanted
    He seemed to think this was the best thing in the world

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