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      Jeremy Clarkson is the best part of any forum thread.
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      No need to be rude. Cauliflower has a natural sweetness that can be enhanced by adding brown sugar and cinnamon. Eating low carb is tough, but worth it.

      I agree. Some of us have medical conditions. And some of us just can't eat carbs like oatmeal. I will never understand why people have to be so damn rude around here.

      Then, there are folks who love alternative recipes for their fruits and vegetables because they have a hard time eating them.
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      OP, I am now totally grossed out. I like cauliflower, but not enough to put sugar on or in it.
    • Posts: 2,181 Member
      I want this thread in my feed to keep my appetite in check in case I ever get the temptation to eat after 6 pm (cuz everyone knows that turns muscle into fat).
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      cauliflower is nothing but Cabbage with a college education....
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      No way. Cauliflower is only a few centuries old. Our digestive tracts haven't evolved well enough to process it. We've been drinking milk, and eating grain longer and we still haven't evolved well enough to digest those. Learn your science son!


      ***Disclaimer: Nah. I'm just playin. This sounds delicious.

      ***Double Disclaimer: While I am just playin, this mess sounds nasty. Good luck on your journey, hippy.

      ETA: Nah I'm just plain. Despite it not being a real flower and looking like a brain, I like cauliflower.

      OMG- SO much ROFL on this side of my desk :laugh:
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      cauliflower is nothing but Cabbage with a college education....

      hahahaha!:laugh: :laugh:
    • Posts: 14,025 Member
      I'm glad that some people support the Cauliflower Revolution.
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      Well, if you are what you eat then just feed the chicken cauliflower and BAM! It shall be one! I am at a loss for the fruit tho...

      If you feed the cauliflower AND the fruit to the chicken, than all you have to eat is the chicken, and chickens are very low-carb, so WIN!
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      I killed the other Cauliflower thread with this... Let's see if I can do it again!

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      is butter a carb?

      Yes. But if you are on an all-carb diet, you can't eat at Taco Bell. :drinker:
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      Perfect! Doesn't matter what you add to it, it all becomes negative calorie!

      I like to flavor it with ipecac syrup to make it double negative calorie.
    • Posts: 600 Member
      Like OMG this is so delish. If i could I would marry it.
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      Holy s**tballs. There is some mad craziness going on with that.
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      It is super flexible!! Like the Yoga of foods!!!

      May the florets be with you!
      I Adore cauliflower. I like it roasted, mashed, steamed, and grated up with some cheese to make a gluten-free pizza crust. About the only way I DON'T like it is raw. :-) Can't wait to try the breakfast version!
    • Posts: 76 Member
      Cauliflower Oatmeal . . . . I'm just not feeling it . . .LOL
    • Posts: 2,181 Member
      I was into cauliflower before it was cool. Now it's, like, sold out or something. Pizza crusts and oatmeal, I ask you!
    • Posts: 763 Member
      I Adore cauliflower. I like it roasted, mashed, steamed, and grated up with some cheese to make a gluten-free pizza crust. About the only way I DON'T like it is raw. :-) Can't wait to try the breakfast version!
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      I even like it raw. Does that make me weird?
    • Posts: 550 Member
      I smell a rat, or a trap... Or a rat and a trap, no wait someone just forgot to shower again -_-
    • Posts: 14,025 Member
      I was into cauliflower before it was cool. Now it's, like, sold out or something. Pizza crusts and oatmeal, I ask you!

      It is totally mainstream now!
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      Cauliflower Oatmeal . . . . I'm just not feeling it . . .LOL

      Its deish.
    • Posts: 14,025 Member
      I killed the other Cauliflower thread with this... Let's see if I can do it again!

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      My cauliflower is stronger than any one picture. Because my cauliflower EATS other cauliflower. Cauli^2
    • Posts: 182 Member
      Oh please dear God tell me this is a joke. I've seen so much weird *kitten* passed off as alternative recipes that I just don't know any more. :sad:
      :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
    • Posts: 693 Member
      Next up, cauliflower pasta.

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    • Posts: 446 Member
      I was into cauliflower before it was cool. Now it's, like, sold out or something. Pizza crusts and oatmeal, I ask you!

      Fookin' hipster...
    • Posts: 116 Member
      I've seen recipes for cauliflower pancakes too, so you can switch things up when you get bored. lol
    • Posts: 127 Member
      Why would one want to replace an awsome healthy food like oatmeal, leave cauliflower where it belongs, smothered in butter!!!:bigsmile:
    • Posts: 2,181 Member
      Resurrecting this thread because I just saw this.

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      It's real.
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      Sounds like you could use some delicious carbs. Here, have a cauliflower cookie. :flowerforyou:

      people actually taking it seriously.....:laugh: :laugh:
    • Posts: 882 Member
      Resurrecting this thread because I just saw this.

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      It's real.

      Looks amazing! nom nom
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