In the year of our Lord 2013

MrsSWW
MrsSWW Posts: 1,585 Member
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In the year of our Lord 2013, patriots of MFP, starving and outnumbered, charged the fridges of Officetown. They fed like warrior poets. They fed like MFPals. And won their food.
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  • coliema
    coliema Posts: 7,646 Member
    YAY!
  • MrsSWW
    MrsSWW Posts: 1,585 Member
    Go back to Weight Watchers and tell them there that MFP's daughters and her sons are yours no more. Tell them MFP is free.
  • BerryH
    BerryH Posts: 4,698 Member
    I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Cheese on toast off the shoulder of the M25. I watched sugar mice glitter in the dark near Lancaster Gate. All those meals will be lost in time, like tears in the rain. Time to diet...
  • BerryH
    BerryH Posts: 4,698 Member
    Don't make me hangry. You wouldn't like me when I'm hangry.
  • GemmieNoWobbles
    GemmieNoWobbles Posts: 398 Member
    I like giraffes!!
  • MrsSWW
    MrsSWW Posts: 1,585 Member
    Every man diets, not every man really lives. I don't want to lose heart! I want to believe as he does... I will never be on the VLCD side again.
  • GemmieNoWobbles
    GemmieNoWobbles Posts: 398 Member
    I'm confused but I want in!!
  • coliema
    coliema Posts: 7,646 Member
    I'm confused but I want in!!
    You can only come in because of your picture. THAT'S IT.
  • MrsSWW
    MrsSWW Posts: 1,585 Member
    Aye, diet and you may die. Run, and you'll live... at least a while. And dying in your beds, many years from now, would you be willin' to trade ALL the days, from this day to that, for one chance, just one chance, to come back here and tell our low calorie enemies that they may take our lives, but they'll never take... OUR FRUITCAKE!
  • BerryH
    BerryH Posts: 4,698 Member
    Madness? This is STARVATION MODE!!!
  • mrsbeck
    mrsbeck Posts: 234 Member
    I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Cheese on toast off the shoulder of the M25. I watched sugar mice glitter in the dark near Lancaster Gate. All those meals will be lost in time, like tears in the rain. Time to diet...

    BWAHAHAHAHA!!! Nicely done!
  • farway
    farway Posts: 1,260 Member
    I'm confused but I want in!!

    You and me both, no idea what is going on, but that is not unusual around me
  • BendySpartan
    BendySpartan Posts: 104 Member
    You can takes our pies but you'll never take our cheese!!!!
  • MrsSWW
    MrsSWW Posts: 1,585 Member
    You can takes our pies but you'll never take our cheese!!!!
    :love:
  • martymum
    martymum Posts: 413 Member
    once more unto the fridge my friends!
  • GemmieNoWobbles
    GemmieNoWobbles Posts: 398 Member
    I'm confused but I want in!!
    You can only come in because of your picture. THAT'S IT.

    Whoo hoo.. I knew he'd come in useful for something!
  • Jongfaith
    Jongfaith Posts: 195
    In showers of greens and plump juicy fruits we shall battle the empty calorie driven comercialism. Powered by the grains of our ancestors and our sons and daughters we will prevail over white supremasist flours! Fiber on our right hand and pure water on our left we charge into a healthier/lighter future free from the toxin ridden diseases powered by demonic money hungry coroporations!
  • MrsSWW
    MrsSWW Posts: 1,585 Member
    Pasta la vista, baby.
  • BerryH
    BerryH Posts: 4,698 Member
    The point is, ladies and gentleman, that cheese, for lack of a better word, is good. Cheese is right, cheese works. Cheese clarifies, cuts through, and captures the essence of the evolutionary spirit. Cheese, in all of its forms; cheese for life, for money, for love, knowledge has marked the upward surge of mankind.
  • BendySpartan
    BendySpartan Posts: 104 Member
    As God is my witness, I'll never be hungry again
  • Jongfaith
    Jongfaith Posts: 195
    Walking, running, dancing, frolicing, past the fridge into the vast scenery of nature we feast our eyes. When hungry we devour the cheese of experience and are satiated.
  • BerryH
    BerryH Posts: 4,698 Member
    Run you clever boy. Run and remember to stretch afterwards.
  • _noob_
    _noob_ Posts: 3,306 Member
    you implied religion.

    Devisive thread is devisive.
  • Cliffslosinit
    Cliffslosinit Posts: 5,044 Member
    Friends we are gathered here today....
  • auroranflash
    auroranflash Posts: 3,569 Member
    .... People actually eat fruitcake?
  • penny_eclipse
    penny_eclipse Posts: 524 Member
    Eat, or do not. There is no "try".
  • So_Much_Fab
    So_Much_Fab Posts: 1,146 Member
    I don't know why he ate only 1200 calories. Maybe in those last moments he loved starvation mode more than he ever had before. Not just his calories... anybody's calories... my calories. All he'd wanted was the same answers the rest of us want. How do I eat more? What is TDEE? Should I eat my exercise calories back? All I could do is sit there and watch the chaos unfold in the forums.
  • MrsSWW
    MrsSWW Posts: 1,585 Member
    Nobody puts BabyBel in the corner.
  • BendySpartan
    BendySpartan Posts: 104 Member
    Nobody puts BabyBel in the corner.
    The winner :drinker:
  • metaphoria
    metaphoria Posts: 1,432 Member
    You had me at Nutella.

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