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abrandnewme18
abrandnewme18 Posts: 305
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They always want to show off their horse?!

I had a date with this guy tonight and he said he'd pick up at 7. Well he picked me up alright, on a horse! Then he kept bragging about how it won all these races and is worth over a million dollars. Da faque? Am I the only one who thinks this is weird or what?
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  • Minerva624
    Minerva624 Posts: 577 Member
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  • Brebrelynne
    Brebrelynne Posts: 134 Member
    Lmfao I like how random this is xD And yah it is weird lol
  • abrandnewme18
    abrandnewme18 Posts: 305
    Lmfao I like how random this is xD And yah it is weird lol

    haha good
  • tigsi
    tigsi Posts: 36
    Show off your horse too!
  • mhernandez1976
    mhernandez1976 Posts: 13 Member
    WTF he must have thought it was 1813 and not 2013
  • coliema
    coliema Posts: 7,646 Member
    :blushing: Look at my horse:

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  • My0WNinspiration
    My0WNinspiration Posts: 1,146 Member
    WTF he must have thought it was 1813 and not 2013

    Lmfao
  • LonLB
    LonLB Posts: 1,126 Member
    I'm on a horse.
  • MudRunLvr
    MudRunLvr Posts: 226 Member
    I knew a girl like that. She kept a pocket full of horses, Trojans.


    Gross part? Some were used.
  • Teddy_B
    Teddy_B Posts: 69 Member
    :blushing: Look at my horse:

    noselicks.gif

    I think it has something in its... nose?


    might wanna take it to the vet, get that checked out
  • kellykw
    kellykw Posts: 184 Member
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  • LonLB
    LonLB Posts: 1,126 Member
    look-at-my-horse-my-horse-is-amazing-363-1256931482-31.jpg


    Shut up woman get on my horse.
  • kellykw
    kellykw Posts: 184 Member
    Only if your horse can do this:

    look-at-my-horse-my-horse-is-amazing_large.gif
  • escloflowneCHANGED
    escloflowneCHANGED Posts: 3,038 Member
    I knew a girl like that. She kept a pocket full of horses, Trojans.


    Gross part? Some were used.

    ewwwwwwww
  • Sublimely_Self_Righteous
    Sublimely_Self_Righteous Posts: 429
    He's wanting to gain your curiosity about wondering if he's hung like his pet. I do this every time.
  • LonLB
    LonLB Posts: 1,126 Member
    Only if your horse can do this:

    look-at-my-horse-my-horse-is-amazing_large.gif



    HAHA WTF
  • theCarlton
    theCarlton Posts: 1,344 Member
    You know you were an 1870's teen if...
  • JUDDDing
    JUDDDing Posts: 1,367 Member
    I had a date with this guy tonight and he said he'd pick up at 7. Well he picked me up alright, on a horse!
    ...
    Am I the only one who thinks this is weird or what?

    Romantic?

    Or too many DUI's and no driver's license?
  • zoober
    zoober Posts: 226 Member
    So this happens to you with every guy? I would lay off the oat-scented perfume, and stop carrying carrots around. That's a start.
  • RoseTears143
    RoseTears143 Posts: 1,121 Member
    Only if your horse can do this:

    look-at-my-horse-my-horse-is-amazing_large.gif

    I would be impressed if a guy picked me up on his horse and it could do this. O_O hahahaha If anything, it would make a great story to tell down the road to other people :)
  • coliema
    coliema Posts: 7,646 Member
    :blushing: Look at my horse:

    noselicks.gif

    I think it has something in its... nose?


    might wanna take it to the vet, get that checked out
    No, he's fine. He's perfect. :heart:
  • mfrkorey
    mfrkorey Posts: 176 Member
    I knew a girl like that. She kept a pocket full of horses, Trojans.


    Gross part? Some were used.

    If it was Saturday night, I guess that makes it all right...
  • kellykw
    kellykw Posts: 184 Member
    I knew a girl like that. She kept a pocket full of horses, Trojans.


    Gross part? Some were used.

    If it was Saturday night, I guess that makes it all right...
    (and she said)
    What have I got to lose?
  • myofibril
    myofibril Posts: 4,500 Member
    They always want to show off their horse?!

    I had a date with this guy tonight and he said he'd pick up at 7. Well he picked me up alright, on a horse! Then he kept bragging about how it won all these races and is worth over a million dollars. Da faque? Am I the only one who thinks this is weird or what?

    Thank you for your announcement Jane Austen...
  • kennethmgreen
    kennethmgreen Posts: 1,759 Member
    Was it a steel horse perhaps?

    Maybe the names changed, the days were wasting away
    Place where the faces are so cold, he had to drive the night to get back home?

    Was he wearing a cowboy hat?
    Could he, maybe, have been wanted?
    Wanted dead or alive?

    Maybe he couldn't sleep, not for days, and the people he met always went their separate ways.
    Because sometimes you tell the day by the bottle you drink,
    And times when you're alone all you do is think.

    (I'm not saying he's an alcoholic, just inquiring)

    When he showed up, was a guitar in his hand?
    Because he might have been playing for keeps - same old him, same old band.
    I'm guessing he's been everywhere and likely pretty tall,
    I bet he's seen a million faces, and even rocked quite a few of them.
  • Lynds7128
    Lynds7128 Posts: 132
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  • Crankstr
    Crankstr Posts: 3,958 Member
    I'm on a horse.

    high:flowerforyou:
  • Lynds7128
    Lynds7128 Posts: 132
    Was it a steel horse perhaps?

    Maybe the names changed, the days were wasting away
    Place where the faces are so cold, he had to drive the night to get back home?

    Was he wearing a cowboy hat?
    Could he, maybe, have been wanted?
    Wanted dead or alive?

    Maybe he couldn't sleep, not for days, and the people he met always went their separate ways.
    Because sometimes you tell the day by the bottle you drink,
    And times when you're alone all you do is think.

    (I'm not saying he's an alcoholic, just inquiring)

    When he showed up, was a guitar in his hand?
    Because he might have been playing for keeps - same old him, same old band.
    I'm guessing he's been everywhere and likely pretty tall,
    I bet he's seen a million faces, and even rocked quite a few of them.




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  • UsedToBeHusky
    UsedToBeHusky Posts: 15,228 Member
    I knew a girl like that. She kept a pocket full of horses, Trojans.


    Gross part? Some were used.

    You win this thread! :heart: :drinker:
  • ksmiley412
    ksmiley412 Posts: 274 Member
    Was he wearing spurs and had a lasso did he yell high ho silver when you took off!!

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