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    edited January 24 in Chit-Chat
    They always want to show off their horse?!

    I had a date with this guy tonight and he said he'd pick up at 7. Well he picked me up alright, on a horse! Then he kept bragging about how it won all these races and is worth over a million dollars. Da faque? Am I the only one who thinks this is weird or what?

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    • Posts: 134 Member
      Lmfao I like how random this is xD And yah it is weird lol
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      Lmfao I like how random this is xD And yah it is weird lol

      haha good
    • Posts: 36
      Show off your horse too!
    • Posts: 13 Member
      WTF he must have thought it was 1813 and not 2013
    • Posts: 7,646 Member
      :blushing: Look at my horse:

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    • Posts: 1,146 Member
      WTF he must have thought it was 1813 and not 2013

      Lmfao
    • Posts: 1,126 Member
      I'm on a horse.
    • Posts: 226 Member
      I knew a girl like that. She kept a pocket full of horses, Trojans.


      Gross part? Some were used.
    • Posts: 69 Member
      :blushing: Look at my horse:

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      I think it has something in its... nose?


      might wanna take it to the vet, get that checked out
    • Posts: 184 Member
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    • Posts: 1,126 Member
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      Shut up woman get on my horse.
    • Posts: 184 Member
      Only if your horse can do this:

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    • Posts: 3,038 Member
      I knew a girl like that. She kept a pocket full of horses, Trojans.


      Gross part? Some were used.

      ewwwwwwww
    • Posts: 429
      He's wanting to gain your curiosity about wondering if he's hung like his pet. I do this every time.
    • Posts: 1,126 Member
      Only if your horse can do this:

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      HAHA WTF
    • Posts: 1,344 Member
      You know you were an 1870's teen if...
    • Posts: 1,367 Member
      I had a date with this guy tonight and he said he'd pick up at 7. Well he picked me up alright, on a horse!
      ...
      Am I the only one who thinks this is weird or what?

      Romantic?

      Or too many DUI's and no driver's license?
    • Posts: 226 Member
      So this happens to you with every guy? I would lay off the oat-scented perfume, and stop carrying carrots around. That's a start.
    • Posts: 1,121 Member
      Only if your horse can do this:

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      I would be impressed if a guy picked me up on his horse and it could do this. O_O hahahaha If anything, it would make a great story to tell down the road to other people :)
    • Posts: 7,646 Member
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      I think it has something in its... nose?


      might wanna take it to the vet, get that checked out
      No, he's fine. He's perfect. :heart:
    • Posts: 176 Member
      I knew a girl like that. She kept a pocket full of horses, Trojans.


      Gross part? Some were used.

      If it was Saturday night, I guess that makes it all right...
    • Posts: 184 Member
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      If it was Saturday night, I guess that makes it all right...
      (and she said)
      What have I got to lose?
    • Posts: 4,500 Member
      They always want to show off their horse?!

      I had a date with this guy tonight and he said he'd pick up at 7. Well he picked me up alright, on a horse! Then he kept bragging about how it won all these races and is worth over a million dollars. Da faque? Am I the only one who thinks this is weird or what?

      Thank you for your announcement Jane Austen...
    • Posts: 1,759 Member
      Was it a steel horse perhaps?

      Maybe the names changed, the days were wasting away
      Place where the faces are so cold, he had to drive the night to get back home?

      Was he wearing a cowboy hat?
      Could he, maybe, have been wanted?
      Wanted dead or alive?

      Maybe he couldn't sleep, not for days, and the people he met always went their separate ways.
      Because sometimes you tell the day by the bottle you drink,
      And times when you're alone all you do is think.

      (I'm not saying he's an alcoholic, just inquiring)

      When he showed up, was a guitar in his hand?
      Because he might have been playing for keeps - same old him, same old band.
      I'm guessing he's been everywhere and likely pretty tall,
      I bet he's seen a million faces, and even rocked quite a few of them.
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    • Posts: 3,958 Member
      I'm on a horse.

      high:flowerforyou:
    • Posts: 132
      Was it a steel horse perhaps?

      Maybe the names changed, the days were wasting away
      Place where the faces are so cold, he had to drive the night to get back home?

      Was he wearing a cowboy hat?
      Could he, maybe, have been wanted?
      Wanted dead or alive?

      Maybe he couldn't sleep, not for days, and the people he met always went their separate ways.
      Because sometimes you tell the day by the bottle you drink,
      And times when you're alone all you do is think.

      (I'm not saying he's an alcoholic, just inquiring)

      When he showed up, was a guitar in his hand?
      Because he might have been playing for keeps - same old him, same old band.
      I'm guessing he's been everywhere and likely pretty tall,
      I bet he's seen a million faces, and even rocked quite a few of them.




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    • Posts: 15,228 Member
      I knew a girl like that. She kept a pocket full of horses, Trojans.


      Gross part? Some were used.

      You win this thread! :heart: :drinker:
    • Posts: 274 Member
      Was he wearing spurs and had a lasso did he yell high ho silver when you took off!!
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