Why is it when I'm dating someone...

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  • coliema
    coliema Posts: 7,646 Member
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    :blushing: Look at my horse:

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    I think it has something in its... nose?


    might wanna take it to the vet, get that checked out
    No, he's fine. He's perfect. :heart:
  • mfrkorey
    mfrkorey Posts: 176 Member
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    I knew a girl like that. She kept a pocket full of horses, Trojans.


    Gross part? Some were used.

    If it was Saturday night, I guess that makes it all right...
  • kellykw
    kellykw Posts: 184 Member
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    I knew a girl like that. She kept a pocket full of horses, Trojans.


    Gross part? Some were used.

    If it was Saturday night, I guess that makes it all right...
    (and she said)
    What have I got to lose?
  • myofibril
    myofibril Posts: 4,500 Member
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    They always want to show off their horse?!

    I had a date with this guy tonight and he said he'd pick up at 7. Well he picked me up alright, on a horse! Then he kept bragging about how it won all these races and is worth over a million dollars. Da faque? Am I the only one who thinks this is weird or what?

    Thank you for your announcement Jane Austen...
  • kennethmgreen
    kennethmgreen Posts: 1,759 Member
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    Was it a steel horse perhaps?

    Maybe the names changed, the days were wasting away
    Place where the faces are so cold, he had to drive the night to get back home?

    Was he wearing a cowboy hat?
    Could he, maybe, have been wanted?
    Wanted dead or alive?

    Maybe he couldn't sleep, not for days, and the people he met always went their separate ways.
    Because sometimes you tell the day by the bottle you drink,
    And times when you're alone all you do is think.

    (I'm not saying he's an alcoholic, just inquiring)

    When he showed up, was a guitar in his hand?
    Because he might have been playing for keeps - same old him, same old band.
    I'm guessing he's been everywhere and likely pretty tall,
    I bet he's seen a million faces, and even rocked quite a few of them.
  • Lynds7128
    Lynds7128 Posts: 132
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  • Crankstr
    Crankstr Posts: 3,958 Member
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    I'm on a horse.

    high:flowerforyou:
  • Lynds7128
    Lynds7128 Posts: 132
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    Was it a steel horse perhaps?

    Maybe the names changed, the days were wasting away
    Place where the faces are so cold, he had to drive the night to get back home?

    Was he wearing a cowboy hat?
    Could he, maybe, have been wanted?
    Wanted dead or alive?

    Maybe he couldn't sleep, not for days, and the people he met always went their separate ways.
    Because sometimes you tell the day by the bottle you drink,
    And times when you're alone all you do is think.

    (I'm not saying he's an alcoholic, just inquiring)

    When he showed up, was a guitar in his hand?
    Because he might have been playing for keeps - same old him, same old band.
    I'm guessing he's been everywhere and likely pretty tall,
    I bet he's seen a million faces, and even rocked quite a few of them.




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  • UsedToBeHusky
    UsedToBeHusky Posts: 15,229 Member
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    I knew a girl like that. She kept a pocket full of horses, Trojans.


    Gross part? Some were used.

    You win this thread! :heart: :drinker:
  • ksmiley412
    ksmiley412 Posts: 274 Member
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    Was he wearing spurs and had a lasso did he yell high ho silver when you took off!!
  • Lynds7128
    Lynds7128 Posts: 132
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    I knew a girl like that. She kept a pocket full of horses, Trojans.


    Gross part? Some were used.

    You win this thread! :heart: :drinker:



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  • jenbit
    jenbit Posts: 4,289 Member
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    I knew a girl like that. She kept a pocket full of horses, Trojans.


    Gross part? Some were used.

    Did she perchance drive a little red corvette ?
  • zombilishious
    zombilishious Posts: 1,250 Member
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    I need a horse...and the cowboy that knows how to ride...LOL
  • Mother_Superior
    Mother_Superior Posts: 1,624 Member
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    #AmishPeopleProblems
  • Jlopez201
    Jlopez201 Posts: 61
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    Where the hell do you live that everyone has a horse and doesn't use a car or some other MODERN method of transportation lmao...
  • rachael726
    rachael726 Posts: 202 Member
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    Save a horse, ride a cowboy?
  • terrappyn
    terrappyn Posts: 324 Member
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    This is immediately what I thought when I read this post!! HAHAHAHAHAH!!!!
  • BeachGingerOnTheRocks
    BeachGingerOnTheRocks Posts: 3,927 Member
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    Coulda been worse.

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  • Jlopez201
    Jlopez201 Posts: 61
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    We been spending most our lives living in an amishhhh paradise...