poop. no really, poop. beware.

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  • HotCuppaJo
    HotCuppaJo Posts: 476 Member
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    Why is this chick even checking out the dogs *kitten* in the first place. I think she's some kind of dog perv...

    ok, no this did. this made me laugh the hardest

    OMG....I'm with you. This beats all! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • iFeelBrandNew
    iFeelBrandNew Posts: 263 Member
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    Why is this chick even checking out the dogs *kitten* in the first place. I think she's some kind of dog perv...

    ok, no this did. this made me laugh the hardest

    OMG....I'm with you. This beats all! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

    its her rubbing the tummy, lifting the tail, and then the dogs face as it surprised him more than her i think lmao
  • lithezebra
    lithezebra Posts: 3,670 Member
    It can mean a blocked bile duct. I would check it out with your doctor. You might be able to avoid a painful and frightening trip to the ER.
  • Garlicmash
    Garlicmash Posts: 208
    i pooped this morning. it was a pale tan color. was yesterday too. weird. whats it mean?

    sorry beforehand, but if you cant take the heat from the poop - stay out of the toilet.

    im such a lady. :flowerforyou:


    this happens if you have I.B.S when having or had a flare up,it will also make it feel like it's greasy even if you haven't had anything greasy to eat.

    of cause it could just be something you ate causing it to be a tan colour that you hadn't thought of
  • KatrinaWilke
    KatrinaWilke Posts: 372 Member
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    Why is this chick even checking out the dogs *kitten* in the first place. I think she's some kind of dog perv...

    ok, no this did. this made me laugh the hardest

    OMG....I'm with you. This beats all! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

    its her rubbing the tummy, lifting the tail, and then the dogs face as it surprised him more than her i think lmao

    OMG HAHAHA!!! :laugh: :sad: :laugh: :embarassed:
  • hungrywhodat
    hungrywhodat Posts: 40 Member
    Possibly sign of celiac. Just POSSIBLE. Google celiac and see if you have other symptoms.

    EVERYTHING'S a possible sign of celiac.
  • KatrinaWilke
    KatrinaWilke Posts: 372 Member
    This happened to me before. I was popping alot of TUMS!!
  • nvpixie
    nvpixie Posts: 483 Member
    Do you eat a lot of yogurt? I forgot to mention in my last post--my son had been on a yogurt kick (two or three a day) right around the time his light colored poop emerged.
  • meeper123
    meeper123 Posts: 3,347 Member
    at least its not black! that could be very bad ( in poop)
  • meeper123
    meeper123 Posts: 3,347 Member
    1303922065_dog-poops-on-girl.gif

    Why is this chick even checking out the dogs *kitten* in the first place. I think she's some kind of dog perv...

    ok, no this did. this made me laugh the hardest

    OMG....I'm with you. This beats all! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

    its her rubbing the tummy, lifting the tail, and then the dogs face as it surprised him more than her i think lmao

    Omg!!!
  • tomg33
    tomg33 Posts: 305 Member
    This is a really intense thread
  • Garlicmash
    Garlicmash Posts: 208
    its probably nothing to worry about. it might've been something you ate since poop comes in a rainbow of colors depending on what you've been eating, it might be because youre not producing enough bile (what makes it brown). again wouldn't be too worried at this time since that might pass (hrhrhr) but if it continues id go see a doctor to get it checked out.

    that is true. beetroot poo has resulted in people dialling 999. Apparently beetroot can colour your pee as well.

    once and had a panic when there was a bloody poo in the toilet.....then i remembered I had eaten and drunk the juice of a jar of pickled beetroot the night before while very drunk hahahaha
  • madworld1
    madworld1 Posts: 524
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    AHAHAHAHAHA!!! Hilarious, really.
  • I'm curious as to why this is under "Food and Nutrition"....
  • grim_traveller
    grim_traveller Posts: 625 Member
    I looked up something similar on WebMD once. It told me I was pregnant.
  • milesvictors
    milesvictors Posts: 83 Member
    I'm a vegan and when I eat more heavily on the fruits and veggies and less on the nuts and grains my stools are a lighter color. It is usually a sign of good intestinal health and that you are digesting things well. The dark color of stool is usually due to undigested nutrients.
  • Garlicmash
    Garlicmash Posts: 208
    at least its not black! that could be very bad ( in poop)


    That normally means there is a lot of iron in you're diet.
    you get black poo if you're on iron tablets,I've been on them for both pregnancies and they mad it black.
  • Ogirl07
    Ogirl07 Posts: 23 Member
    Haha I love how (most) male responses are "Ewww poop" or making some snarky remark. While (most) female responses are constructive.

    That being said, as a mom I have seen it in all shades and I wouldn't worry unless it was accompanied by other symptoms. If you are feeling unwell in other areas, then as Scrubs sang "Check the Poo" :)

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pnIk0npINiE
  • BeckyAnne4
    BeckyAnne4 Posts: 143 Member
    if in every other regard you feel completely normal, it's prolly just due to any changes in what you've eaten over the last day or so. otherwise, if it goes beyond 3-4 days, call/see a nurse/dr just in case it's something more serious.
  • CallMeCupcakeDammit
    CallMeCupcakeDammit Posts: 9,377 Member
    I'm curious as to why this is under "Food and Nutrition"....

    Because poop is food. And contains nutrients. Food and nutrition!
  • qboudica
    qboudica Posts: 1
    My dad asked his doctor once why his poop sometimes floats and sometimes sinks and the doctor said it didnt mean anything, it's just based on whatever you ate. :glasses:
  • CallMeCupcakeDammit
    CallMeCupcakeDammit Posts: 9,377 Member
    Were the WebMD servers down this morning or are we just wanting to compare poop today?

    Haha - this was my pondering as well.

    Hey, don't be a party pooper!
  • EvilFeevil
    EvilFeevil Posts: 95 Member
    Did you know that taking Pepto-Bismol can cause your dookie to be dark green? Yes, pink = green, apparently. (Ask the Googles if you must know why. Hint: bile.)
  • Armyantzzz
    Armyantzzz Posts: 214 Member
    To rule out illness, liver issues , etc. Contact your doctor for a checkup and ask if they need a specimen sample. Always take caution when something is outside the norm. A doctors visit should assist in ruling out issues while giving you an explanation of your current condition.:smile::smile:
  • JHarr454
    JHarr454 Posts: 50 Member
    My dad asked his doctor once why his poop sometimes floats and sometimes sinks and the doctor said it didnt mean anything, it's just based on whatever you ate. :glasses:

    That is without question a matter of density :)
  • JHarr454
    JHarr454 Posts: 50 Member
    To the OP, if it concerns you, just drink some grape Crush. It will green your poop right quick. In fact, I'm doing it right now and looking forward to the results.
  • KANGOOJUMPS
    KANGOOJUMPS Posts: 6,474 Member
    HILARIOUS!
  • ldrosophila
    ldrosophila Posts: 7,512 Member
    Did you wash your hands afterwards?
  • BeeElMarvin
    BeeElMarvin Posts: 2,086 Member
    Someone obviously missed the hour long "Dr. Oz Poop Spectacular"
  • aprmay
    aprmay Posts: 216 Member
    Were the WebMD servers down this morning or are we just wanting to compare poop today?

    LMAO!