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    Does anybody else breathe? What about sleeping? Anybody??

    Posts: 6,129 Member
    edited January 25 in Introduce Yourself
    I was just wondering if I was all alone or not.

    Anybody?

    Anyone? Bueller??

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    • Posts: 2,038 Member
      yes,but sometimes we are not around to answer in real time. Hello and welcome.
    • Posts: 390 Member
      Nope. I heard air has calories so I stopped. Sleep is for the weak.
    • Posts: 820 Member
      I dont. Never have and never will. Its not good for you and you should stop and I am judging you.
    • Posts: 776 Member
      If the pollen gods permit, I do breathe.
      It has been rather quiet here today.
    • Posts: 18,343 Member
      I stop breathing for three days every once in a while to let my body detox from all teh toxinzzz you take in every time you inhale.
    • Posts: 1,628 Member
      Dr Oz hasn't said anything about breathing being helpful for weight loss so I don't...
    • Posts: 670 Member
      Sometimes I forget to breathe for a bit then I gasp for air and go back to breathing..I'm not even kidding this actually happens to me, it's kinda frustrating. :P
    • Posts: 1,312 Member
      I stop breathing for three days every once in a while to let my body detox from all teh toxinzzz you take in every time you inhale.

      I tried that, it works great! Without all that cumbersome air to process, your organs can just stop functioning and rest.
    • Posts: 34,476 Member
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    • Posts: 2,072 Member
      Breathing is overrated.
    • Posts: 8,138 Member
      Absolutely not.
    • Posts: 79
      Sometimes I forget to breathe for a bit then I gasp for air and go back to breathing..I'm not even kidding this actually happens to me, it's kinda frustrating. :P

      I do that too. Sometimes I just don't feel the need to breathe. When I start again, it usually is a slow inhale. Is that a bad thing?
    • Posts: 27,732 Member
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    • Posts: 1,826 Member
      Breathing is so 90s. Just sayin.
    • Posts: 7,463 Member
      Breathing yes, sleeping not so much...
    • Posts: 3,965 Member
      Dr Oz hasn't said anything about breathing being helpful for weight loss so I don't...

      you win
    • Posts: 372 Member
      Too many people are breathing...I choose to go against the crowd! As for sleeping...well, that comes and goes as it pleases. No control over that one but breathing, I CHOOSE when I breathe damnit!
    • Posts: 3,927 Member
      Sleep is entirely overrated, but I breathe. Mostly air.
    • Posts: 2,780 Member
      You're not gonna last long on MFP asking questions like these. Get with the program newbie.
    • Posts: 6,490 Member
      I try to only breathe when I'm awake as I don't want to disturb my restful slumber
    • Posts: 172 Member
      Dr Oz hasn't said anything about breathing being helpful for weight loss so I don't...

      :laugh: That will be on next week. Along with 3 vitamins you should take to help you breathe.
    • Posts: 230 Member
      I only breathe when sleeping. No time of that during the day.
    • Posts: 3,275 Member
      Breathe, breathe in the air.
      Don't be afraid to care.
    • Posts: 596 Member
      I breathe sometimes but do regular lung cleanses to get rid of the toxins that build up. You know, just like they build up in your intestines and liver so you have to fast and drink magic potions to give them a break. Your lungs and heart need a break too. It's going to be on Dr Oz next week.
    • Posts: 4,142 Member
      i stopped sleeping the day i opened a Snapple bottle and the little factoid under the cap said on average, humans swallow 8 spiders during their lifetime while they are asleep.
    • Posts: 1,312 Member
      I wear a CPAP at night, so we cannot be friends. Sorry.
    • Posts: 16,947 Member
      I *think* I'm breathing, but my sinuses declared *SHENANIGANS* on that ****.
    • Posts: 460 Member
      i stopped sleeping the day i opened a Snapple bottle and the little factoid under the cap said on average, humans swallow 8 spiders during their lifetime while they are asleep.
      I thought it was 3 a year... but who am I to argue with getting extra protein.
    • Posts: 4,741 Member
      I'm trying to slowly cut back. I can almost feel my cells burning. Some people suggested more water, so I try to spend as much time as possible with my mouth and nose submerged.
    • Posts: 8,218 Member
      Ain't nobody got time for that!
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