Last Text You Sent

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  • BaconWagon
    BaconWagon Posts: 138 Member
    "this is batman". I sent this to my brother after having changed my number with him not knowing, and he asked who i am.
  • mytime1986
    mytime1986 Posts: 117
    Typing it here would violate the rules of this forum.


    Ohh. Now I really want to know.. Lol
  • MyChocolateDiet
    MyChocolateDiet Posts: 22,281 Member
    hehehehe :wink:
  • mmddwechanged
    mmddwechanged Posts: 1,687 Member
    I can't tell.
  • "Proud of you babes!" - my boyfriend scored a 100% on his College writing final and got an A in the class - Nursing school starts in 16 days! :noway:
  • 122ish
    122ish Posts: 339 Member
    Sadly to my son about his grandpa " what time did he go into heart surgery, what happened?"
  • TriThreat
    TriThreat Posts: 313
    "Hey sis! How are you?" -- to my girl bestie :smile:
  • Chieflrg
    Chieflrg Posts: 9,097 Member
    HAHAHA, I'll be over in a few
  • Grlnxtdr0721
    Grlnxtdr0721 Posts: 597 Member
    I tried..but when you got there I couldn't speak...
  • Kilokata
    Kilokata Posts: 111
    I just got done with a 5 mile run, i'm about to hop in the shower and clean the house. You're just sitting around the house trying to get laid? you might have better luck if you go out where there are women!
  • Iamkim73
    Iamkim73 Posts: 924 Member
    "I should never dare you!!!!!"
  • amandapye78
    amandapye78 Posts: 820 Member
    get over it, maybe next time you wont yell.

    sent to my teenage daughter
  • Mrsallypants
    Mrsallypants Posts: 887 Member
    "If it doesn't smell like a sweaty armpit dipped in the sewer."
  • Mrsallypants
    Mrsallypants Posts: 887 Member
    "this is batman". I sent this to my brother after having changed my number with him not knowing, and he asked who i am.

    Brother responds "Ohhh I see. So what are you wearing right now batman? Something really tight I bet."

    Sister responds "It's your sister, sicko!"

    Brother writes back "I know."

    Awkward silence.
  • ziggiezambi
    ziggiezambi Posts: 253
    "Its ok just sux. :P" Talking to a friend about this 12hour night shift. xP
  • newmein2013
    newmein2013 Posts: 674 Member
    "Lol, she's funny. I love the faces babies make." To my sister regarding her newborn granddaughter stretching in the pic she had texted to me.
  • Twisted_Wrister
    Twisted_Wrister Posts: 758 Member
    Good night my love :-*
  • 5n0wbal1
    5n0wbal1 Posts: 429 Member
    "Thank you." To my landlord, who was supposed to get someone in to fix the air conditioner that has been leaking in our bathroom. That was 10 days ago, and no one has come. :P
  • Groovyca2022
    Groovyca2022 Posts: 21,378 Member
    Ha ha.
  • "Right now you dufus!"
  • Cp731
    Cp731 Posts: 3,195 Member
    "Um we broke up for a reason, bro, please lose my #, its been 2 yrs"
  • Tenmidwest
    Tenmidwest Posts: 1,369 Member
    Come over - to an old "friend"
  • Justjamie0418
    Justjamie0418 Posts: 1,065 Member
    'yeah, Im hoping'
  • brentbarrie
    brentbarrie Posts: 532 Member
    No working out until then.
  • UnwrappingCandy
    UnwrappingCandy Posts: 418 Member
    So then you agree I was a bitc*? You little mother fu....just kidding. I was definitely a bit bitc*y. :tongue:
  • maddienortonaus
    maddienortonaus Posts: 43 Member
    "A week from now I could have my lips around ___" pretty explicit so I'll stop there. I swear my texts aren't normally that explicit.. just going home to visit an ex in a week haha!
  • Lrdoflamancha
    Lrdoflamancha Posts: 1,280 Member
    143 to my special lady
  • ohsnapitssummer
    ohsnapitssummer Posts: 581 Member
    I miss you like crazy. Just saying.
  • laurenz2501
    laurenz2501 Posts: 839 Member
    "So I'm watching Girl Code on mtv and they're talking about first dates. This one girl says "If you do have sex on the first date, just make sure you say things like "Oh I never do this" so that way he knows you're a liar too LMAO" :laugh:
  • MelsAuntie
    MelsAuntie Posts: 2,833 Member
    "Lawn tractor fixed" to my farm manager.
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