Human Flesh?

deb3129
deb3129 Posts: 1,294 Member
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Why is human flesh jerky included in the food database?????????
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  • Keiras_Mom
    Keiras_Mom Posts: 844 Member
    Oh, ick!
  • rowanwood
    rowanwood Posts: 509 Member
    The bigger question is why were you searching for it?
  • JenAndSome
    JenAndSome Posts: 1,893 Member
    But it's only 239 calories for 1/4 lb.

    http://futurefeedforward.com/front.php?fid=8
  • Laces_0ut
    Laces_0ut Posts: 3,750 Member
    in the hopes this site is accessible after an apocalypse.
  • soldier4242
    soldier4242 Posts: 1,368 Member
    Let's say you're a cannibal but you would also want to lose weight. It is good to know how many calories are in a person so that you don't overindulge.
  • neandermagnon
    neandermagnon Posts: 7,436 Member
    :laugh:
  • Lovdiamnd
    Lovdiamnd Posts: 624 Member
    The bigger question is why were you searching for it?

    :noway: My thoughts exactly~
  • deb3129
    deb3129 Posts: 1,294 Member
    The bigger question is why were you searching for it?

    Haha, I wasn't. But my son in law found it, so I am a little concerned for my daughter...
  • sixout
    sixout Posts: 3,128 Member
    The bigger question is why were you searching for it?

    Yea, OP. Got some esplainin to do
  • cmriverside
    cmriverside Posts: 34,458 Member
    The bigger question is why were you searching for it?

    Haha, I wasn't. But my son in law found it, so I am a little concerned for my daughter...

    Yeh, Mom, understandable :noway:
  • The_Enginerd
    The_Enginerd Posts: 3,982 Member
    Penis is in there too. Either way, you are going to have an awkward conversation with your daughter.
  • BinaryPulsar
    BinaryPulsar Posts: 8,927 Member
    Well, if you were trapped and had no food, but you did have internet access...what would you do? Reach out for help? Or eat human flesh and do the responsible thing of logging the calories?
  • neandermagnon
    neandermagnon Posts: 7,436 Member
    its presence in the database suggests that someone has already eaten it, looked up the calories and then logged it
  • jennifershoo
    jennifershoo Posts: 3,198 Member
    If you eat the flesh of a vegan, is it still vegan?
  • BinaryPulsar
    BinaryPulsar Posts: 8,927 Member
    its presence in the database suggests that someone has already eaten it, looked up the calories and then logged it

    Or maybe someone just added it as a joke.
  • ILuvMoo
    ILuvMoo Posts: 41
    Someone with a sense of humor similar to my husband's has clearly been fooling around with database's "Add Food" feature :P
  • AlsDonkBoxSquat
    AlsDonkBoxSquat Posts: 6,128 Member
    for the nail biters?
  • _Waffle_
    _Waffle_ Posts: 13,049 Member
    Is this measured as prepared or raw food calories? I generally weigh after cooking/preparation. I wouldn't want to log the calories in correctly.
  • AlsDonkBoxSquat
    AlsDonkBoxSquat Posts: 6,128 Member
    If you eat the flesh of a vegan, is it still vegan?

    Hum, or would it just be considered clean?
  • Zylahe
    Zylahe Posts: 772 Member
    If you eat the flesh of a vegan, is it still vegan?
    Well the vegan certainy is.
    Or can a vegan swallow ( u know after fun times) ?
  • rowanwood
    rowanwood Posts: 509 Member
    If you eat the flesh of a vegan, is it still vegan?
    Well the vegan certainy is.
    Or can a vegan swallow ( u know after fun times) ?

    They spit and then do ten Hail Marys and three Our Fathers and hit themselves with sticks.
  • bloominheck
    bloominheck Posts: 869 Member
    Penis is in there too. Either way, you are going to have an awkward conversation with your daughter.



    Sooooo, how many calories is a penis. Does it go by inch or ? :smokin:
  • deb3129
    deb3129 Posts: 1,294 Member
    Penis is in there too. Either way, you are going to have an awkward conversation with your daughter.



    Sooooo, how many calories is a penis. Does it go by inch or ? :smokin:

    Apparently by the inch. An entire 7 inch penis only has 12 calories!!
  • ltgarrow
    ltgarrow Posts: 342 Member
    its presence in the database suggests that someone has already eaten it, looked up the calories and then logged it

    Or maybe someone just added it as a joke.

    Let's not ruin the beauty of a perfect thread with your so called "logic".
  • celtbell3
    celtbell3 Posts: 738 Member
    That's just gross...
  • neandermagnon
    neandermagnon Posts: 7,436 Member
    its presence in the database suggests that someone has already eaten it, looked up the calories and then logged it

    Or maybe someone just added it as a joke.

    awww, spoiling my fun with rational explanations :sad:

    :bigsmile:
  • Maidofmer
    Maidofmer Posts: 908 Member
    for those health conscious zombies
  • benol1
    benol1 Posts: 867 Member
    I have found recipes for cooking human flesh, they make interesting reading.
  • kelly101386
    kelly101386 Posts: 389 Member
    The bigger question is why were you searching for it?

    Haha, I wasn't. But my son in law found it, so I am a little concerned for my daughter...

    0_0
  • Cait_Sidhe
    Cait_Sidhe Posts: 3,150 Member
    For those health conscious cannibals of course! I mean, how are they supposed to stay at a deficit or hit their macros otherwise?

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