Human Flesh?

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  • ironanimal
    ironanimal Posts: 5,922 Member
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    If you eat the flesh of a vegan, is it still vegan?
    Guess it depends on how much it suffers before you fry it up.
  • billsica
    billsica Posts: 4,741 Member
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    I'm not trying to make this sound religious. but I eat human flesh every weekend at my religious ceremony. I choose not to log it, as its a rather small amount.
  • micheleld73
    micheleld73 Posts: 914 Member
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    Penis is in there too. Either way, you are going to have an awkward conversation with your daughter.

    Literal LOL
  • UsedToBeHusky
    UsedToBeHusky Posts: 15,229 Member
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    :sick: You're kidding, right?
  • BinaryPulsar
    BinaryPulsar Posts: 8,927 Member
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    If you eat the flesh of a vegan, is it still vegan?
    Guess it depends on how much it suffers before you fry it up.

    Also, were the humans farmed or free range?
  • BaconMD
    BaconMD Posts: 1,165 Member
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    If you eat the flesh of a vegan, is it still vegan?

    You should try a vegan alternative to vegans.

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  • tinak33
    tinak33 Posts: 9,883 Member
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    I'm thinking its for the fat zombies.....
    They just aren't getting enough exercise running after people.... always going for the slow ones instead of the fast ones... And then just over indulging.

    They need to log their calories.
  • judypriv
    judypriv Posts: 206 Member
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    Sperm is in there as well. Apparently it's over a million calories! I guess I'll just have to stick to human flesh or penis.
  • kingtermite
    kingtermite Posts: 82 Member
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    There's a tube steak joke in here somewhere.
  • diodelcibo
    diodelcibo Posts: 2,564 Member
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    In before prions.
  • PlayerHatinDogooder
    PlayerHatinDogooder Posts: 1,018 Member
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    In before Hannibal Lector.
  • Ivey05131980
    Ivey05131980 Posts: 1,118 Member
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    Penis is in there too. Either way, you are going to have an awkward conversation with your daughter.

    LMFAO, I just lol at my desk!
  • edge_dragoncaller
    edge_dragoncaller Posts: 826 Member
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  • brower47
    brower47 Posts: 16,356 Member
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    Penis is in there too. Either way, you are going to have an awkward conversation with your daughter.

    You can eat penis (not human, legally anyway). That Bizarre Foods show had the guy eating some soup with the main ingredient being sheeps peni. It's considered an aphrodisiac/virility increaser in several cultures (still waiting on the science on that one).
  • WanderingLass
    WanderingLass Posts: 86 Member
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    You can eat penis (not human, legally anyway). That Bizarre Foods show had the guy eating some soup with the main ingredient being sheeps peni. It's considered an aphrodisiac/virility increaser in several cultures (still waiting on the science on that one).

    And given that MFP has international members from varying cultures....I'm not really surprised to see penis on there.

    Still.

    Ew.
  • neandermagnon
    neandermagnon Posts: 7,436 Member
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    Penis is in there too. Either way, you are going to have an awkward conversation with your daughter.

    You can eat penis (not human, legally anyway). That Bizarre Foods show had the guy eating some soup with the main ingredient being sheeps peni. It's considered an aphrodisiac/virility increaser in several cultures (still waiting on the science on that one).

    eating testes may do that (the penis, probably not), as that's the part of the body that produces testosterone. I have no idea whether any actual testosterone lingers on in the testes of animals after slaughter, and also whether it would survive being cooked. I'm sure there's a PhD thesis in there for someone though....
  • Codename_Duchess
    Codename_Duchess Posts: 2,042 Member
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    This thread = 6527oy.gif
  • edge_dragoncaller
    edge_dragoncaller Posts: 826 Member
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    In the Database :

    Spunk - 1 'shot'

    5 calories.


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  • sbbhbm
    sbbhbm Posts: 1,312 Member
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    If a diabetic has high blood sugar, would their flesh be higher in carbs? I'm very careful with my carbs... wouldn't want to go over because I indulged in a slab of grilled diabetic if I go into a flesh-eating rage...
  • LaviMc
    LaviMc Posts: 355 Member
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    The bigger question is why were you searching for it?

    :noway: My thoughts exactly~

    ^^ My sentiments EXACTLY!!!

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