Human Flesh?

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  • Maidofmer
    Maidofmer Posts: 908 Member
    The bigger question is why were you searching for it?

    Haha, I wasn't. But my son in law found it, so I am a little concerned for my daughter...

    maybe he meant another type of eating.:wink::blushing:
  • mockchoc
    mockchoc Posts: 6,573 Member
    Wow and I was excited when I found baby food in there.. yes I bought some pureed baby fruit because we don't get pumpkin puree in cans over here so this was next best thing.
  • mcibty
    mcibty Posts: 1,252 Member
    The bigger question is why were you searching for it?

    THIS!!!
  • mamosh81
    mamosh81 Posts: 409 Member
    Well, if you were trapped and had no food, but you did have internet access...what would you do? Reach out for help? Or eat human flesh and do the responsible thing of logging the calories?

    i would order a pizza online :laugh:
  • darrensurrey
    darrensurrey Posts: 3,942 Member
    its presence in the database suggests that someone has already eaten it, looked up the calories and then logged it

    Us hippos gotta eat, too!
  • mockchoc
    mockchoc Posts: 6,573 Member
    The bigger question is why were you searching for it?

    THIS!!!

    Umm.. it would be easy to find it if you just typed in jerky then scrolled through all the jerky's in here. I'm sure they didn't type in human jerky.
  • VeganLexi
    VeganLexi Posts: 960 Member
    If you eat the flesh of a vegan, is it still vegan?
    Well the vegan certainy is.
    Or can a vegan swallow ( u know after fun times) ?

    They spit and then do ten Hail Marys and three Our Fathers and hit themselves with sticks.

    I'm vegan and i'd probably rather eat chicken than do even 1 Hail Mary :laugh:
  • BinaryPulsar
    BinaryPulsar Posts: 8,927 Member
    its presence in the database suggests that someone has already eaten it, looked up the calories and then logged it

    Or maybe someone just added it as a joke.

    awww, spoiling my fun with rational explanations :sad:

    :bigsmile:

    I said maybe... because we can't really be sure...:wink::laugh: :sick:
  • neandermagnon
    neandermagnon Posts: 7,436 Member
    its presence in the database suggests that someone has already eaten it, looked up the calories and then logged it

    Or maybe someone just added it as a joke.

    awww, spoiling my fun with rational explanations :sad:

    :bigsmile:

    I said maybe... because we can't really be sure...:wink::laugh: :sick:

    that is true....
  • neandermagnon
    neandermagnon Posts: 7,436 Member
    The bigger question is why were you searching for it?

    THIS!!!

    Umm.. it would be easy to find it if you just typed in jerky then scrolled through all the jerky's in here. I'm sure they didn't type in human jerky.

    I tried it. Typing in just jerky does not list it. Nor does typing in just human (although that listed a bunch of other stuff, none of which I think is actual human flesh).... to make it come up in the list, you have to type "human flesh" "human jerky" or "flesh jerky" The most innocent explanation would be a typo for "fresh jerky"
  • ironanimal
    ironanimal Posts: 5,922 Member
    If you eat the flesh of a vegan, is it still vegan?
    Guess it depends on how much it suffers before you fry it up.
  • billsica
    billsica Posts: 4,741 Member
    I'm not trying to make this sound religious. but I eat human flesh every weekend at my religious ceremony. I choose not to log it, as its a rather small amount.
  • micheleld73
    micheleld73 Posts: 914 Member
    Penis is in there too. Either way, you are going to have an awkward conversation with your daughter.

    Literal LOL
  • UsedToBeHusky
    UsedToBeHusky Posts: 15,228 Member
    :sick: You're kidding, right?
  • BinaryPulsar
    BinaryPulsar Posts: 8,927 Member
    If you eat the flesh of a vegan, is it still vegan?
    Guess it depends on how much it suffers before you fry it up.

    Also, were the humans farmed or free range?
  • BaconMD
    BaconMD Posts: 1,165 Member
    If you eat the flesh of a vegan, is it still vegan?

    You should try a vegan alternative to vegans.

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  • tinak33
    tinak33 Posts: 9,883 Member
    I'm thinking its for the fat zombies.....
    They just aren't getting enough exercise running after people.... always going for the slow ones instead of the fast ones... And then just over indulging.

    They need to log their calories.
  • judypriv
    judypriv Posts: 206 Member
    Sperm is in there as well. Apparently it's over a million calories! I guess I'll just have to stick to human flesh or penis.
  • kingtermite
    kingtermite Posts: 82 Member
    There's a tube steak joke in here somewhere.
  • diodelcibo
    diodelcibo Posts: 2,564 Member
    In before prions.
  • PlayerHatinDogooder
    PlayerHatinDogooder Posts: 1,018 Member
    In before Hannibal Lector.
  • Ivey05131980
    Ivey05131980 Posts: 1,118 Member
    Penis is in there too. Either way, you are going to have an awkward conversation with your daughter.

    LMFAO, I just lol at my desk!
  • edge_dragoncaller
    edge_dragoncaller Posts: 826 Member
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  • brower47
    brower47 Posts: 16,356 Member
    Penis is in there too. Either way, you are going to have an awkward conversation with your daughter.

    You can eat penis (not human, legally anyway). That Bizarre Foods show had the guy eating some soup with the main ingredient being sheeps peni. It's considered an aphrodisiac/virility increaser in several cultures (still waiting on the science on that one).
  • WanderingLass
    WanderingLass Posts: 86 Member
    You can eat penis (not human, legally anyway). That Bizarre Foods show had the guy eating some soup with the main ingredient being sheeps peni. It's considered an aphrodisiac/virility increaser in several cultures (still waiting on the science on that one).

    And given that MFP has international members from varying cultures....I'm not really surprised to see penis on there.

    Still.

    Ew.
  • neandermagnon
    neandermagnon Posts: 7,436 Member
    Penis is in there too. Either way, you are going to have an awkward conversation with your daughter.

    You can eat penis (not human, legally anyway). That Bizarre Foods show had the guy eating some soup with the main ingredient being sheeps peni. It's considered an aphrodisiac/virility increaser in several cultures (still waiting on the science on that one).

    eating testes may do that (the penis, probably not), as that's the part of the body that produces testosterone. I have no idea whether any actual testosterone lingers on in the testes of animals after slaughter, and also whether it would survive being cooked. I'm sure there's a PhD thesis in there for someone though....
  • Codename_Duchess
    Codename_Duchess Posts: 2,042 Member
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  • edge_dragoncaller
    edge_dragoncaller Posts: 826 Member
    In the Database :

    Spunk - 1 'shot'

    5 calories.


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  • sbbhbm
    sbbhbm Posts: 1,312 Member
    If a diabetic has high blood sugar, would their flesh be higher in carbs? I'm very careful with my carbs... wouldn't want to go over because I indulged in a slab of grilled diabetic if I go into a flesh-eating rage...
  • LaviMc
    LaviMc Posts: 355 Member
    The bigger question is why were you searching for it?

    :noway: My thoughts exactly~

    ^^ My sentiments EXACTLY!!!

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