I'm Dating a Clown: Relationship Advice

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  • elleloch
    elleloch Posts: 739 Member
    Just break up
  • PlayerHatinDogooder
    PlayerHatinDogooder Posts: 1,018 Member
    Bro! Was that you guys I saw the other day getting freaky in public?

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  • My1985Freckles
    My1985Freckles Posts: 1,039 Member
    As a professional balloon sculptor, I DESPISE clowns. They can't sculpt and think they are sooooo funny. Seriously, they make me want to hit something.
  • kennethmgreen
    kennethmgreen Posts: 1,759 Member
    What this thread is missing is Juggalos.

    http://okcupidjuggalos.tumblr.com/
  • geekyjock76
    geekyjock76 Posts: 2,720 Member
    Bro! Was that you guys I saw the other day getting freaky in public?

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    Not us, but certainly something we would do in public. We're very much like Hipparchia and Crates.
  • geekyjock76
    geekyjock76 Posts: 2,720 Member
    So you're who my mom is dating now?!







    My mom is a professional clown. Seriously.
    If your mom comes home with "extra" whiteness on her face, it's just makeup. I swear.
  • Rixx31
    Rixx31 Posts: 220 Member
    I t comes down to you either date the clown, or punch the clown.
  • silvergurl518
    silvergurl518 Posts: 4,123 Member
    What this thread is missing is Juggalos.

    http://okcupidjuggalos.tumblr.com/

    i can't unsee that.
  • SmartWhatever
    SmartWhatever Posts: 718 Member
    Clowns are freaking scary! RUN AWAY!!!

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  • Phoenix_Rising
    Phoenix_Rising Posts: 11,417 Member
    per Binary.....

    Just remember if she squirts in the eye with her flower...quid pro quo \m/

    bwahahahahah!!!! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • Cliffslosinit
    Cliffslosinit Posts: 5,044 Member
    Do it and marry her...


    Oh...Do you have any advice on getting clown make-up off my jeans?
    What do you use??
  • etoiles_argentees
    etoiles_argentees Posts: 2,827 Member
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  • Trechechus
    Trechechus Posts: 2,819 Member
    Looks like the consensus says I ought to join her. Guess I'll have a new wardrobe soon. Pics coming.

    Sweet!
  • kittyr77
    kittyr77 Posts: 419 Member
    This made me pee a little.
  • PoopieMonster
    PoopieMonster Posts: 295 Member
    Just break up

    :grumble:
  • HotMummyMission
    HotMummyMission Posts: 1,723 Member
    Dont be a douch you cant like her that much if you feel ashamed
  • dbmata
    dbmata Posts: 12,951 Member
    hahaha, this is a sweet fake op.

    I bet the clown sex is the craziest.
  • FitandFab33
    FitandFab33 Posts: 718 Member
    I can't tell if you're serious or not but if so:

    While I think you should be confident enough to be fine with her work attire (get-up), it's not appropriate for many situations (i.e. meeting your parents). There's nothing wrong with being a clown, or a waitress, or a stripper, or whatever you are/want to be, but that doesn't mean you wear Shenanigans suspenders and flair, or nipple tassles, or clown hair/makeup/shoes out to dinner.
  • polarsjewel
    polarsjewel Posts: 1,726 Member
    Can't sleep, clowns will eat me. Wait...what!
  • I married a clown. He actually became a clown well after we were married. It doesn't get any better. There are always traces of white makeup in his ears. He is always trying to be funny, and it's not. He has been to many bbq's and holiday meals in full clown. I don't think it bugs anyone else as much as it bugs me. But...I love him more than life itself so I deal with it. I hope your girl is worth it!