Man Periods

Tiffyholli
Tiffyholli Posts: 92 Member
I swear sometimes I think my boyfriend has a period.. It usually happens once a month... He gets cranky & annoyed etc just like how women get when were on ours. Do you think your man sometimes have man periods? :laugh:
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  • sixout
    sixout Posts: 3,128 Member
    Usually right after the girl has hers. Because we're so tired of all the stuff we put up with the week prior.
  • mister_universe
    mister_universe Posts: 6,664 Member
    Blasphemer!

    Burn the witch!
  • xvxCelticWandererxvx
    xvxCelticWandererxvx Posts: 2,890 Member
    :noway: :noway: :laugh:
  • ryry_
    ryry_ Posts: 4,966 Member
    If the Heat lose tonight i will be on mine.
  • DopeItUp
    DopeItUp Posts: 18,771 Member
    Usually right after the girl has hers. Because we're so tired of all the stuff we put up with the week prior.

    BAM!
  • LonLB
    LonLB Posts: 1,126 Member
    Depends on the "dry spell".


    It is a constant cycle of increasing tension, stress and anxiety that increases by the hour up till the point the dry spell ends, and then starts over.
  • homeyjosey
    homeyjosey Posts: 138 Member
    Usually right after the girl has hers. Because we're so tired of all the stuff we put up with the week prior.

    comment of the day
  • MiloBloom83
    MiloBloom83 Posts: 2,724 Member
    Usually right after the girl has hers. Because we're so tired of all the stuff we put up with the week prior.

    BAM!

    This.

    So glad my GF has no period.
  • PlayerHatinDogooder
    PlayerHatinDogooder Posts: 1,018 Member
    If he eats chocolate and lies in bed all day talking to his mom you might be on to something.

    Or if he discharges blood and mucosal tissue from his uterus and vagina.
  • diodelcibo
    diodelcibo Posts: 2,564 Member
    Have you checked his beer-steak-o-meter ?
  • CeCe_711
    CeCe_711 Posts: 35
    well that could explain his mood today!
  • vjohn04
    vjohn04 Posts: 2,276 Member
    Mine actually acknowledges that he has a man period.
  • mmddwechanged
    mmddwechanged Posts: 1,687 Member
    Men do cycle too.
  • FromHereOnOut
    FromHereOnOut Posts: 3,237 Member
    Sometimes I think that SOMEthing happens to EVERYbody monthly...maybe it's because of the moon. My 8yo son's tutor will sometimes say "it's his period" when he's argumentative, etc. So, I don't think it's hormonal (8yo boys just don't have many hormone issues), but there's still something that happens with people at least once a month--young, old, male, female, etc. Maybe instead of "period", we should just call it "that time of month".
  • twinketta
    twinketta Posts: 2,130 Member
    I swear sometimes I think my boyfriend has a period.. It usually happens once a month... He gets cranky & annoyed etc just like how women get when were on ours. Do you think your man sometimes have man periods? :laugh:

    OMG girlie, course he will go through all the cranky and annoyed stuff.

    Just right after your TOM, the guys have a helluva lot of stuff to put up with from us!!

    We blame it all on TOM, weight/mood swings/I love you/ I don`t love you?my clothes fit/they don`t fit...

    ....the poor guys have to put up with it each and every month,!

    so of course they have a period ...they are going to think weight/I love you /I don`t love you? Your clothes fit/you look fine stop worrying

    arrrghhhh let me have a break and stop driving me crazy
  • bethfartman
    bethfartman Posts: 363 Member
    Men have hormonal cycles similar to women, but they aren't necessarily consistently month long cycles. Their hormones cycle throughout the day, the year, and their lifetime and the cycle duration can vary from man to man. Or something like that, it's been a while since I've read anything about it.
  • SoViLicious
    SoViLicious Posts: 2,633 Member
    Projection?
  • skullshank
    skullshank Posts: 4,323 Member
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  • NaEl1
    NaEl1 Posts: 67 Member
    Haha my boyfried told me he was on his the other day lmao
  • Tiffyholli
    Tiffyholli Posts: 92 Member
    Depends on the "dry spell".


    It is a constant cycle of increasing tension, stress and anxiety that increases by the hour up till the point the dry spell ends, and then starts over.

    Hmm.. this! It has been 4 days since I've seen him .. HAHA
  • Nessiechickie
    Nessiechickie Posts: 1,392 Member
    Big time !!
    But i don't agree that it is right after ours.
  • Tiffyholli
    Tiffyholli Posts: 92 Member
    Have you checked his beer-steak-o-meter ?

    I'm taking him to the brewery today.
  • _Waffle_
    _Waffle_ Posts: 13,049 Member
    I swear sometimes I think my boyfriend has a period.. It usually happens once a month...

    As long as he doesn't start discussions on MFP about periods then it's okay for him to have a cranky week.
  • SerenaFisher
    SerenaFisher Posts: 2,170 Member
    I swear sometimes I think my boyfriend has a period.. It usually happens once a month... He gets cranky & annoyed etc just like how women get when were on ours. Do you think your man sometimes have man periods? :laugh:

    OMG girlie, course he will go through all the cranky and annoyed stuff.

    Just right after your TOM, the guys have a helluva lot of stuff to put up with from us!!

    We blame it all on TOM, weight/mood swings/I love you/ I don`t love you?my clothes fit/they don`t fit...

    ....the poor guys have to put up with it each and every month,!

    so of course they have a period ...they are going to think weight/I love you /I don`t love you? Your clothes fit/you look fine stop worrying

    arrrghhhh let me have a break and stop driving me crazy
    :noway:

    I don't know what you women and men are smoking, but people all have mood swings. Ours, as females, may be more chemically evident but we're all just giant walking chemistry sets that have the ability to go off.

    As to the poster of this quote about men putting up with us, perhaps you are an unbearable teetering emotional mess but that doesn't mean every man out there has a girlfriend like you. So please do not include me in your feelings of what your man has to put up with. My man also admit he has a "period", but his happens about once a week, or once daily if he has a bad day, then I have these moments too. Imagine that, being human and being stressed = emotional outcomes. :ohwell:
  • BeachIron
    BeachIron Posts: 6,490 Member
    He may have too much blood in his alcohol stream
  • Jetjedi
    Jetjedi Posts: 24 Member
    The monthly Ball Cycle, lol.
  • xvxCelticWandererxvx
    xvxCelticWandererxvx Posts: 2,890 Member
    Ya know, now that I think about it, he doesn't seem to be as grouchy and has been quite happy since I no longer have them. :laugh: :laugh:
    Hmmm *shrug*
  • kimosabe1
    kimosabe1 Posts: 2,467 Member
    dude, totally!!! My husband always gets cranky for an entire week and it sux! Then I have my period another week so we have 2 great weeks a month! lol...
  • billsica
    billsica Posts: 4,741 Member
    I just hate having to wipe the blood up with tissue paper. I wish they would make something for male absorption.
  • ironanimal
    ironanimal Posts: 5,922 Member
    We get closer every time you "have a headache"