Loud farters
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especially if everyone else is quite, like at at movie or church. then look at the person next to you and say "don't worry. I'll tell them it was me"
Shout indignantly, "WELL THAT'S THE LAST TIME I WILL EVER PULL YOUR DAMN FINGER!"0 -
Anytime my two year old passes gas she is thrilled so much she screams "I FARTED, MOMMY!!!!!" :blushing:
A few days ago we went to dinner and she took a #2 and ran outside to tell the bf "I POOPED!!!!!!!!!!!" LOL At least she's proud of herself.0 -
Advice to the girls here... dont hold your farts in around your boyfriend.
I was peacefully sleeping one night, when I was suddenly startled of my rest by my boyfriend yelling "WOMAN!!! You just farted SO LOUD it woke me up!!" Lmao!! Oops!
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My fiance and I had only been dating a few weeks when we were hanging out and he left the room to rip one. He was trying to be discrete, but it was the loudest fart I had heard in a long time. I laughed until I cried and he was super embarrassed.0 -
Im laughing right NOW!. i think i just farted to...0
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Im laughing right NOW!. i think i just farted to...
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I find loud farts absolutely hilarious, especially in a public crowded place. One in an elevator would suck though.0
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My husband farts alot at night, and it smells. (Never the nice loud but odor-less ones, ya know?). I complained so much about it that one year for Christmas my family gave me a box of air freshner spray cans to keep next to the bed so I can spray him when he does it. Now his farts smell like cinnamon apple.0
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GOTTA LOVE PROTEIN FARTS.. theres no escaping those!0
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GOTTA LOVE PROTEIN FARTS.. theres no escaping those!
Beer farts are pretty potent too!0 -
Farts are even more hysterical when you use the restroom at a public place and even at the airport LOL0
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GOTTA LOVE PROTEIN FARTS.. theres no escaping those!
Especially egg farts :sick:
My best friend egg farts all the time. SO GROSS! Give me a gas mask please.0 -
i practice SBD in public. at home, anything goes. including machine gun style and louuuud.
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Hmmm I wonder if the recipient finds them as funny as you? :indifferent:
funnier....
it sounds like a barking seal I've been told.0 -
Reporting....for duty. *FARTTTTT0
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Mine are pretty impressive in their machine gun style when I'm alone..but in public it's all about the practice of the *kitten* clenching technique (anal kegels?) to make it come out silent. This way i could blame someone else and laugh.
:flowerforyou: :flowerforyou: :flowerforyou:0 -
Reporting....for duty. *FARTTTTT
This made me laugh so hard...:laugh:0 -
I love hammering the smelliest ones out in a silent display by my wife and daughter and slowly leave the room and wait for the response. Nothing makes me giggle more than that.0
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The worst is when you let a really loud and long one out and nobody is there to high five you :frown:0
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Not at the same time, of course, or the earth would fly out of orbit.
I almost peed myself when I read this. xD0
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