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    Loud farters

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    • Posts: 2,467 Member
      hahahaha...HELL YEAH!!!
    • Posts: 80 Member
      One night my daughter announced just why my husband and I are so prefect for each other: "Daddy, you've got the smell and Mommy's got the volume!" I still laugh about it :laugh:
    • Posts: 2,724 Member
      Fart. Never not funny. Ask my 12 year old.
    • Posts: 5,044 Member
      One time I thought my Father in law slapped my Mo-in-law...nope just the sound of his *kitten* cheeks slapping together from a fart.
    • Posts: 716 Member
      Fart. Never not funny. Ask my 12 year old.

      Or your girlfriend...
    • Posts: 1,725 Member
      My husband says mine sound angry. Like they are yelling at someone

      OMG Dying!!! :laugh:
    • Posts: 2,756 Member
      in college, i always farted in the shower....it was uber loud and the acoustics were awesome....can't believe i just shared that.
    • Posts: 1,725 Member
      show previous quotes

      Loudest sound possible 194dB --louder than a dino fart?

      Yes 195dB
    • Posts: 16 Member
      Loud farts are hysterical. The louder the better.
    • Posts: 6,256 Member
      I find loud farts absolutely hilarious, especially in a public crowded place. One in an elevator would suck though.

      No. That's when they are the best. You wait until the doors close and you're going up several floors. Right as the gap disappears, let rip.
    • Posts: 6,256 Member
      I like to rip in the steam room. Th eacoustics in there are awesome!
    • Posts: 1,025 Member
      I like to rip in the steam room. Th eacoustics in there are awesome!

      but then it will be warm and stinky.......that is the best crop dusting ever.
    • Posts: 1,306 Member
      Insert Laugh-MachineGun-Fart-Combo here!
    • Posts: 394 Member
      to funny!
    • Posts: 985 Member
      This topic is too funny! I've been married to my husband three years now come this June...I STILL haven't farted in his presence. I'm just too embarrassed! :blushing: Of course he does it a LOT, but never maliciously like these "dutch ovens" (my daughter told me what that was LOL)
    • Posts: 225 Member
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      Especially egg farts :sick:

      My best friend egg farts all the time. SO GROSS! Give me a gas mask please.

      Hahaha, my husband HATES it when I eat eggs. He says something like Oh God she's eating eggs again. Makes me giggle every time!
    • Posts: 9,377 Member
      Doggone it, I missed all the fun last night! Farts are hilarious. This thread is hilarious! I heard someone let out a really good one this morning, but I wasn't sure which of my kids it was to high five them when they got up.
    • Posts: 1,302 Member
      I prefer quiet, ONLY FOR THE FACT that while I'm farting, I can ask my coworkers if they smell popcorn. Everyone loves popcorn, so they all take a big whiff.....
    • Posts: 9,377 Member
      I prefer quiet, ONLY FOR THE FACT that while I'm farting, I can ask my coworkers if they smell popcorn. Everyone loves popcorn, so they all take a big whiff.....

      Well, there's a shocker! HAHA! I guess that'll only make sense as long as you keep your current avatar. :bigsmile: Oh, and I :heart: you. :laugh:

      My brother said I'm the only girl he knows who laughs at her own farts, but I'm an equal opportunity laugher. I'll laugh at anyone's.
    • Posts: 1,957 Member
      I ALWAYS let them rip when I'm on the treadmill....the cardio bunnies always gag and give me dirty looks.

      sometimes I'll do it when i'm in the Smith Machine, but the weight room already smells bad.....
    • Posts: 176 Member
      I prefer quiet, ONLY FOR THE FACT that while I'm farting, I can ask my coworkers if they smell popcorn. Everyone loves popcorn, so they all take a big whiff.....

      OMG that's hilarious - I love it :laugh:
    • Posts: 1,725 Member
      I ALWAYS let them rip when I'm on the treadmill....the cardio bunnies always gag and give me dirty looks.

      sometimes I'll do it when i'm in the Smith Machine, but the weight room already smells bad.....

      So it makes no difference??
    • Posts: 88 Member
      on accident =funny
      on purpose.......not so much.
    • Posts: 600 Member
      My mom has been known to fart and keep walking so that my dad gets the blame.
    • Posts: 862 Member
      I have an english bulldog and a fiance. Loud farting (and snoring) have been the norm for me for years.
    • Posts: 3,509 Member
      ok
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