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    If you and the person above survived a zombie outbreak

    Posts: 58
    edited January 26 in Chit-Chat
    If you and the person above were the only two humans left on earth and had to fight off zombies

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    • Posts: 147
      i'd do him
    • Posts: 2,777 Member
      Two dudes aren't going to repopulate the planet. :laugh: But we'd kick as much *kitten* as possible and go out in a blaze of glory.
    • Posts: 954 Member
      I'm here to repopulate lol
    • Posts: 2,065 Member
      lets get started lol
    • Posts: 189
      Haha hmmm we will need weapons,lots
    • Posts: 3,303 Member
      wonder if zombies log their food.
    • Posts: 2,486 Member
      make babies.
    • Posts: 954 Member
      make babies.

      Fondle boobies
    • Posts: 123 Member
      Ok but we will have to go find a sperm donation center somewhere
    • Posts: 189
      I take the collection of knives
    • Posts: 2,065 Member
      Ok but we will have to go find a sperm donation center somewhere
      here I am...and Sonny I got the knives and the boom stick.
    • Posts: 2,486 Member
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      here I am...and Sonny I got the knives and the boom stick.

      Yeah, we are safe now! Tanya...lets get to making babies.
    • Posts: 954 Member
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      Yeah, we are safe now! Tanya...lets get to making babies.

      I'm ready...
    • Posts: 189
      Okay Ophidion but I need the sniper rifle,I'll get the roof for a lookout okay
    • Posts: 189
      You girls keep the children hiding.And try to see if you can look for some food we have your backs
    • Posts: 600 Member
      I can't help repopulate or make sandwiches but I am sure I can do something useful like swing a cricket bat.
    • Posts: 2,305 Member
      I can't help repopulate or make sandwiches but I am sure I can do something useful like swing a cricket bat.

      ill bake you in a pie.
    • Posts: 704 Member
      You get on with the baking and I'll go out with my katana and make some Zom head decorations for the front gate.
    • Posts: 193
      we'd become bffs and kick *kitten*.
    • Posts: 2,305 Member
      hahahha. i forgot what i was going to say.
    • Posts: 189
      Okay everyone get in your positions
    • Posts: 339 Member
      Did u remember to pack snacks?
    • Posts: 189
      Yes I did beef jerkey,some chips,and pastrami sandwiches
    • Posts: 552 Member
      I have a tendency to shoot anything that moves especially my own team mates because they have a habit of moving near me... (uh in computer games/ paintballing I don't just walk around shooting everthing on a daily basis...)

      so I apologise for shooting you ...sorry
      x
    • Posts: 189
      Whatever is necessary,just don't get bitten at all.
    • Posts: 1,205 Member
      Remember the rules(zombieland)... And yes do what ever necessary to survive
    • Posts: 154
      Repopulate the planet lol ?
    • Posts: 58
      But I'm afraid of clowns welp its time to nut up or shut up
    • Posts: 600 Member
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      ill bake you in a pie.


      Awesome! A younger man wants my pie. This old bird still has it going on.

      Oh hang on. He wants to bake me. Like Silence of the Lambs. Maybe not so awesome.
    • Posts: 232 Member
      I won't bake you.. I will teach you to talk and be my loyal companion throughout my very short, but determined attempt at defeating zombies <3
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