If you and the person above survived a zombie outbreak

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  • brower47
    brower47 Posts: 16,356 Member
    I'd break your leg as to distract them away from me. I would live another day.
  • PaleoChocolateBear
    PaleoChocolateBear Posts: 2,844 Member
    I'd kill like 10 zombies, then we'd take her phone and take kick *kitten* photos to post on MFP
  • kelsierose094
    kelsierose094 Posts: 232 Member
    I'd break your leg as to distract them away from me. I would live another day.

    Warms my heart <3:laugh:
  • brower47
    brower47 Posts: 16,356 Member
    I'd break your leg as to distract them away from me. I would live another day.

    Warms my heart <3:laugh:

    Nothing personal. :flowerforyou:
  • diodelcibo
    diodelcibo Posts: 2,564 Member
    Would eat them.
  • xvxCelticWandererxvx
    xvxCelticWandererxvx Posts: 2,890 Member
    Just run faster!
  • GrnEyedGirlie
    GrnEyedGirlie Posts: 164
    @celticWandere: Hope you brought your running shoes because I doubt we are slaying many zombies! Run, sister, run! :)
  • DorothyR87
    DorothyR87 Posts: 113
    I would sure hope she could cook (because I sure can't) otherwise I would die and she would have to fight the zombies alone.
  • Britterboo22
    Britterboo22 Posts: 300 Member
    id be the machete swingin, mini skirt wearing, bad mamajama who assassinates all the zombies haha.
    And I can cook,....We shall SURVIVE because id refuse to sink.
  • tootchute
    tootchute Posts: 392 Member
    Well Honestly, I would pull a Shane, shoot you in the leg and get away and nothing personal.
  • Britterboo22
    Britterboo22 Posts: 300 Member
    Well Honestly, I would pull a Shane, shoot you in the leg and get away and nothing personal.

    Walking dead fan I see? Me too my fave is daryl..id ride on his Harley ANYDAY
  • mdelcott
    mdelcott Posts: 529 Member
    So I guess I would have to do the same to you. good luck with the leg wound
  • lostdogg
    lostdogg Posts: 450 Member
    First thing first...... Take your gun...... Then stay far enough away from you to keep you from inflicting a wound on me in any fashion until I earn your trust...... Then we fight together. work on some repopulation in between.......
  • teagirlmedium
    teagirlmedium Posts: 679 Member
    I would move into a tree and shoot whatever green groaning thing comes near me. From reading the posts I have learned I wont stand a chance with any of you leg wound causers and people cookers.
  • robdel302
    robdel302 Posts: 292 Member
    SERE my way to the next town over; civilians with guns scare me more than flesh eating zombies. :laugh:
  • onwarddownward
    onwarddownward Posts: 1,683 Member
    I sure hope you don't get bitten because I will stab you in the brain with whatever sharp farm implement is nearby. But I will cry afterward.
  • teagirlmedium
    teagirlmedium Posts: 679 Member
    onwarddownwar that was wonderful your post made me laugh like a villain.
  • robdel302
    robdel302 Posts: 292 Member
    I sure hope you don't get bitten because I will stab you in the brain with whatever sharp farm implement is nearby. But I will cry afterward.

    I'd have my bayonet on me which you could use but I doubt you would have to. Considering what it would take to get past my AR-15 and .45 ACP; I doubt there would be much left of me. :sad:
  • Noenvynofear
    Noenvynofear Posts: 137 Member
    repopulate the planet
  • Sparklingfire
    Sparklingfire Posts: 4
    We'd shoot zombies and break windows to stores in order to try on some amazing dresses and shoes. Yes!
  • lostdogg
    lostdogg Posts: 450 Member
    Continue shooting zombies while you choose dresses and shoes......

    Even after the apocalypse I'm holding bags while she shops
  • michael1976_ca
    michael1976_ca Posts: 3,488 Member
    hold the ammo and pass it to you since i wouldn't kill anything
  • VanillaBeanSeed
    VanillaBeanSeed Posts: 562 Member
    Id be doing all the work, since bro wont kill anything! haha ;)
  • hautetheory
    hautetheory Posts: 88
    We'd kick zombie *kitten* in leather and stilettos.
  • michael1976_ca
    michael1976_ca Posts: 3,488 Member
    i would sacrafices myself so she can run to live and fight another day.
  • tlg089
    tlg089 Posts: 19 Member
    would wave bye and run to live and fight another day. lol :p
  • TheBeerRunner
    TheBeerRunner Posts: 2,777 Member
    Help lift her up into a high window while we run away from the zombie horde after running out of ammo.
  • tlg089
    tlg089 Posts: 19 Member
    but theres zombies up there too so we start fighting back to back kicking in heads :D
  • nikilis
    nikilis Posts: 2,305 Member
    all kinds a...... foraging.... for berries and seeds and nuts.
  • TheBeerRunner
    TheBeerRunner Posts: 2,777 Member
    Cut his hair... Don't want to give the zombies anything to grab on to.

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