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  • Lovdiamnd
    Lovdiamnd Posts: 624 Member
    Oh great. Discovery Channel's "Shark Week" is forever damaged for me . . .

    Oh, and, oooooo, icky, girl parts! :wink:

    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • 1ConcreteGirl
    1ConcreteGirl Posts: 3,677 Member
    Dunno about y'all but I always find it necessary to bubble wrap and duct tape my uterus in place regardless of Tom or not. All thar extra padding makes it harder for him to get up there. Also makes exercising so much more fun.

    I always try to tape my uterus in place before I lift.
  • iulia_maddie
    iulia_maddie Posts: 2,780 Member
    Dunno about y'all but I always find it necessary to bubble wrap and duct tape my uterus in place regardless of Tom or not. All thar extra padding makes it harder for him to get up there. Also makes exercising so much more fun.

    I always try to tape my uterus in place before I lift.

    I just take it out and put it back in when I'm done to avoid any damage. Works nicely as a contraceptive method too.
  • healthygreek
    healthygreek Posts: 2,137 Member
    LOVE being post-menopausal!!!!
  • Zoemarie89
    Zoemarie89 Posts: 59
    I once read that you burn 600 calories donating blood. So does this mean I can count it in my calorie intake?
    Maybe put it under Exercise?
    "Zoe burned 647 calories doing Her Very Best Not To Punch People In The Face".
  • bonelessskinless
    bonelessskinless Posts: 147
    Will bookmark.

    HAHAHA
  • 1ConcreteGirl
    1ConcreteGirl Posts: 3,677 Member
    I once read that you burn 600 calories donating blood. So does this mean I can count it in my calorie intake?
    Maybe put it under Exercise?
    "Zoe burned 647 calories doing Her Very Best Not To Punch People In The Face".

    Your body renews blood over the course of several weeks, so yes, you can log it, but divide by 30 days to get the accurate daily burn.

    Your amended database entry should read, "Zoe burned 21 calories doing Her Very Best Not To Punch People In The Face."
  • siqiniq
    siqiniq Posts: 237 Member
    Well this is insulting. I started having periods 47 years ago. Why do a need some little upstart to tell me about them? Do you think I haven't figured this out yet?
  • 1ConcreteGirl
    1ConcreteGirl Posts: 3,677 Member
    Well this is insulting. I started having periods 47 years ago. Why do a need some little upstart to tell me about them? Do you think I haven't figured this out yet?

    Since I said I was directing the information to those who continually post threads about this topic, why would you think I was talking to you?
  • Zoemarie89
    Zoemarie89 Posts: 59
    I once read that you burn 600 calories donating blood. So does this mean I can count it in my calorie intake?
    Maybe put it under Exercise?
    "Zoe burned 647 calories doing Her Very Best Not To Punch People In The Face".

    Your body renews blood over the course of several weeks, so yes, you can log it, but divide by 30 days to get the accurate daily burn.

    Your amended database entry should read, "Zoe burned 21 calories doing Her Very Best Not To Punch People In The Face."


    OMG that's like a whole extra cracker a day!! Thanks!!

    .... On second thoughts, maybe I'll just actually punch people in the face. Would most likely burn more.
  • michael1976_ca
    michael1976_ca Posts: 3,488 Member
    you told us guys to go not fair this made me thank my mom for not nameing me tom. he is so populare he gets all the ladys but he is so hated. ps this is guys hell week to so include not exclude

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  • faithsimmons526
    faithsimmons526 Posts: 162 Member
    .... On second thoughts, maybe I'll just actually punch people in the face. Would most likely burn more.

    I was thinking the same thing ...
  • KatLifter
    KatLifter Posts: 1,314 Member
    Well this is insulting. I started having periods 47 years ago. Why do a need some little upstart to tell me about them? Do you think I haven't figured this out yet?

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  • deksgrl
    deksgrl Posts: 7,237 Member
    Just thought this video should be here...
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8w9eoZtnJSA

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  • deksgrl
    deksgrl Posts: 7,237 Member
    Well this is insulting. I started having periods 47 years ago. Why do a need some little upstart to tell me about them? Do you think I haven't figured this out yet?

    Reads "overdue for menopause".
  • SoViLicious
    SoViLicious Posts: 2,633 Member
    Well this is insulting. I started having periods 47 years ago. Why do a need some little upstart to tell me about them? Do you think I haven't figured this out yet?

    Oh SNAP!
  • KatLifter
    KatLifter Posts: 1,314 Member
    Well this is insulting. I started having periods 47 years ago. Why do a need some little upstart to tell me about them? Do you think I haven't figured this out yet?

    Reads "overdue for menopause".

    Haha I love you
  • MissJacquelineN
    MissJacquelineN Posts: 175 Member
    Oh great. Discovery Channel's "Shark Week" is forever damaged for me . . .

    Oh, and, oooooo, icky, girl parts! :wink:


    Shark Week- both instances equally dangerous! ;)
  • rmchapman4
    rmchapman4 Posts: 152 Member
    I recognized the teacher in you! I am sick of all of these TOM threads :yawn: :ohwell: :embarassed:
  • herblackwings39
    herblackwings39 Posts: 3,930 Member
    Who is Tom?

    He's that one dude, from Myspace...

    Your space has a dude named Tom?
  • louiselebeau
    louiselebeau Posts: 220 Member
    I honestly think that the TOM threads Arise, not from Solely the weight gain/ loss,
    but from the emotional and hormonal driven moods,
    i know about 2-3 times a year i get serious rage issues, like i could divorce my whole life and gladly go on a killing spree based on the driving habits of others around me,
    or strangle the kindly old lady who asks me if im happy to be a grand mom seeing my 3 year old twins .

    OR the sleeplessness based on the paranoid thoughts and things that come into my head .. poor impulse control, etc...

    I think thats part of it ... but then what do i know.... im just a poor woman...

    Thank you for concisely stating this exact thing so I don't have to.
  • AllTehBeers
    AllTehBeers Posts: 5,030 Member

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    Why is she wearing white pants then?
  • jofjltncb6
    jofjltncb6 Posts: 34,415 Member
    Hey guys! What's up? I heard there were a bunch of wome...

    ...whoa.

    Uh, no.

    No no no...

    ...NOOOOOOO!!!!!!



    :slowly backs out of thread:


    (These threads get me strikes.)
  • SisterhoodoftheShrinkingPants
    SisterhoodoftheShrinkingPants Posts: 474 Member
    LMAO
  • SisterhoodoftheShrinkingPants
    SisterhoodoftheShrinkingPants Posts: 474 Member
    Best. Thread. Ever..
  • QueenE_
    QueenE_ Posts: 522 Member
    Well this is insulting. I started having periods 47 years ago. Why do a need some little upstart to tell me about them? Do you think I haven't figured this out yet?

    It's because the OP saw one too many threads dealing with Aunt Flow and instead of ignoring them chose to make a lame PSA. :flowerforyou:
  • _SABOTEUR_
    _SABOTEUR_ Posts: 6,833 Member
    Well this is insulting. I started having periods 47 years ago. Why do a need some little upstart to tell me about them? Do you think I haven't figured this out yet?

    It's because the OP saw one too many threads dealing with Aunt Flow and instead of ignoring them chose to make a lame PSA. :flowerforyou:

    I know the OP has a perfect, sexy *kitten* but how is that lame?
  • weevil66
    weevil66 Posts: 600 Member
    Will I get a thigh gap when the blob is done?
  • nickyfm
    nickyfm Posts: 1,214 Member
    OHHHHHH

    I thought I was dying. Phew.
  • serendipity57
    serendipity57 Posts: 153 Member
    ahh O K ????????????

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