MFP Cheesy Poetry Thread

mister_universe
mister_universe Posts: 6,664 Member
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Rules: None. Well, other than maybe citing author as appropriate.

All contributions welcome, even roses are red stuff.

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A spring green blade of grass
brushing gently, briefly, on sculpted knee

A mosquito, buzzing insistently
perilously near inner ear

Single ray of burning sun
warming down on smooth bare back

Lone fiber of cotton lace
langorously tracking hippish trace

Chocolate morsel, dark, sweet
hiding in lips corners

Waiting, wondering, longing toward
nearness like these


^all mine, love it or hate it
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  • 2stepscloser
    2stepscloser Posts: 2,900 Member
    Roses are red, violets are blue
    I love MFP and want to f@&k Ron too! :heart:
  • Lovdiamnd
    Lovdiamnd Posts: 624 Member
    Roses are red
    Here's something new
    Violets are violet
    Not F****** blue!

    (Takes a bow):laugh:
  • So_Much_Fab
    So_Much_Fab Posts: 1,146 Member
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  • PeanutButterLuver
    PeanutButterLuver Posts: 910
    Violets are red
    Roses are blue
    I'm **** at colors
    But great in bed
  • Mr_Bad_Example
    Mr_Bad_Example Posts: 2,403 Member
    I'm wrote this one in another poetry thread. It's a personal favorite of mine... I'm not a poet, and I know it.

    Dr. Oz
    ~~~~~~
    He comes to me,
    Smelling of raspberry ketones,
    Telling me my apple juice is poison.
    He smiles and says,
    "Trust me, I'm a doctor."
    He is Oprah's doctor, so I must believe.
    He once was respected,
    A cardiothoracic surgeon.
    Now, he just quacks.
  • bumblebums
    bumblebums Posts: 2,181 Member
    Oh freddled gruntbuggly,
    Thy micturitions are to me,
    As plurdled gabbleblotchits,
    On a lurgid bee,
    That mordiously hath bitled out,
    Its earted jurtles,
    Into a rancid festering confectious inner-sphincter. [drowned out by moaning and screaming]
    Now the jurpling slayjid agrocrustles,
    Are slurping hagrilly up the axlegrurts,
    And living glupules frart and slipulate,
    Like jowling meated liverslime,
    Groop, I implore thee, my foonting turling dromes,
    And hooptiously drangle me,
    With crinkly bindlewurdles,
    Or else I shall rend thee in the gobberwarts with my blurglecruncheon,
    See if I don't.
  • PeanutButterLuver
    PeanutButterLuver Posts: 910
    Roses are red

    Violets are blue

    RonRob refuses to accept my FR

    Even though I keep telling him I’m good in bed
  • PeanutButterLuver
    PeanutButterLuver Posts: 910
    Roses are red

    Violets are blue

    Is it wrong that I desire

    To screw most of my MFP crew
  • mister_universe
    mister_universe Posts: 6,664 Member
    The Push Up Bra
    Woman's greatest invention
    It gives the girls chance
    When there's naught to mention

    Men have tried
    Stuffing a sock
    But there's not much fun
    In f*(cking a frock
  • ScottyNoHotty
    ScottyNoHotty Posts: 1,957 Member
    Roses are red,
    Violets are blue,
    Does this rag,
    Smell like chloroform to you?
  • mister_universe
    mister_universe Posts: 6,664 Member
    I'm wrote this one in another poetry thread. It's a personal favorite of mine... I'm not a poet, and I know it.

    Dr. Oz
    ~~~~~~
    He comes to me,
    Smelling of raspberry ketones,
    Telling me my apple juice is poison.
    He smiles and says,
    "Trust me, I'm a doctor."
    He is Oprah's doctor, so I must believe.
    He once was respected,
    A cardiothoracic surgeon.
    Now, he just quacks.

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  • wolverine66
    wolverine66 Posts: 3,779 Member
    not really poetry.... but lyrics

    Get Lost - by Wolverine66

    Where did you go?
    Eyes covered, hiding...waiting.
    I don't even know
    If you know I can see you

    time to get away, even for a moment
    because the thrill of being found
    means you must first get lost

    where did you go?
    ducked below the surface
    reaching and grabbing skyward
    to pull back into view

    time to get away, even for a moment
    because the thrill of being found
    means you must first get lost

    where did you go?
    it's a game we play
    of me pretending to let you
    think you went away

    but i'd never even dream
    to let you out of my sight
    especially when you try your hardest
    to get lost
  • 2stepscloser
    2stepscloser Posts: 2,900 Member
    I've lost all this weight,
    which is really, really great.

    But my best feature is falling lo
    to the flo, flo, flo

    The pushup bra is the best invention
    because now I get all the guys attention :wink:
  • myofibril
    myofibril Posts: 4,500 Member
    Roses are red
    Squirrels are too
    I'm bad at poetry
    so call me maybe?
  • PeanutButterLuver
    PeanutButterLuver Posts: 910
    PeanutButterLuver & RonRob went up the hill

    But NOT to fetch a pail of water

    RonRob stripped down

    PeanutButterLuver fell to the ground

    & they banged after & after
  • mister_universe
    mister_universe Posts: 6,664 Member
    PeanutButterLuver & RonRob went up the hill

    But NOT to fetch a pail of water

    RonRob stripped down

    PeanutButterLuver fell to the ground

    & they banged after & after

    :noway:
  • Mr_Bad_Example
    Mr_Bad_Example Posts: 2,403 Member
    PeanutButterLuver & RonRob went up the hill

    But NOT to fetch a pail of water

    RonRob stripped down

    PeanutButterLuver fell to the ground

    & they banged after & after

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  • xvxCelticWandererxvx
    xvxCelticWandererxvx Posts: 2,890 Member
    Roses are Red,
    Facebook is Blue,
    No mutual friends,
    Who the heck are you?
  • chadraeder3
    chadraeder3 Posts: 279 Member
    Red raspberries are red
    Blueberries are blue
    If you didn't know that
    You're a blonde too.

    I wanted to post the candy bar song by John Valby but I already have enough strikes against me.
  • myofibril
    myofibril Posts: 4,500 Member
    Roses are rubbish
    Violets are crap
    PM me some bewb pics*
    So I can have a *kitten*

    (*actually please don't)
  • mister_universe
    mister_universe Posts: 6,664 Member
    Grow old with me, my darling stay
    Beside me as we walk our way
    Through life's uncertainties. Be my light
    Through stormy days and dark of night

    You are my half, you make me whole,
    You are the mirror of my soul.
    Without you, life would make no sense
    Between us there is no pretense

    You know my thoughts before I speak
    You lend me strength when I am weak
    You tell me things I need to hear
    And, even then, you hold me dear

    Grow old with me, my darling stay
    I need you more and more each day
    Grow old with me, my heart implores
    We'll live in love forevermore

    ^Janet Yaeger, I think.
  • mister_universe
    mister_universe Posts: 6,664 Member
    The rise, the fall, the breast so fair
    draped in long, dark silken hair
    Femininity wrapped before my eyes
    yet beneath lies bonding prize

    Lust, hot passions in me arise
    some men these feelings do despise
    These embrace I, on thy behalf
    nobler lies not in our path

    Clarity, love, each unyielding
    tears fervently at silken shielding
    Treasures, tastes, much adoration
    these bring forth our mighty nation

    Searching, yearning, yes, reaffirming
    each unspoken and yet binding;
    Laughter, softness, unburdening joy
    all this means that I'm a boy :)

    Worry not for lust unbridled
    these, despised, are for those unsettled
    Fruits of such twixt us, be blessed
    indeed each yields us happiness

    Celebrate, no wait! Give more!
    show this, thy love whom you adore
    Hold not back; give free, give much
    to him who yearns thy healing touch

    Yearn, strive, ask of me more
    bind me to thee, I implore
    Of us, make but one, we two
    take all of me, as much of you

    Yet at last, though lingering, spent
    amongst thine shielding, torn and rent
    Swells anew within our breast
    emotion, trust, of nobles blest

    Clarity, mere love, gives way
    whilst lust retreats to yonder day
    Left here, with us, amongst the threads
    lies purpose of anointed beds

    Birthed of divinity, birthed of body
    lies there naught to perceive as naughty
    Found is charity 'tween me and thee
    in such a place man hopes it be

    Renewing of simple man, this way
    builds them for less fortunate day
    As treasures, passions, each doth fail
    whilst remains love's holiest grail

    - Me.
  • PeanutButterLuver
    PeanutButterLuver Posts: 910
    @RR - beautiful poetry.

    Now... Lets bang!
  • Jerrypeoples
    Jerrypeoples Posts: 1,541 Member
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  • Lovdiamnd
    Lovdiamnd Posts: 624 Member
    @RR - beautiful poetry.

    Now... Lets bang!

    :huh: :ohwell:
  • mister_universe
    mister_universe Posts: 6,664 Member
    I want to die while you love me,
    While yet you hold me fair,
    While laughter lies upon my lips
    And lights are in my hair.

    I want to die while you love me,
    And bear to that still bed,
    Your kisses, turbulent, unspent,
    To warm me when I'm dead.
    I want to die while you love me,
    Oh, who would care to live
    Till love has nothing more to ask
    And nothing more to give!
    I want to die while you love me
    And never, never see
    The glory of this perfect day
    Grow dim or cease to be.

    ^Georgia Douglas Johnson
  • mister_universe
    mister_universe Posts: 6,664 Member
    @RR - beautiful poetry.

    Now... Lets bang!

    :huh: :ohwell:

    She's being subtle. :wink:
  • xvxCelticWandererxvx
    xvxCelticWandererxvx Posts: 2,890 Member

    She's being subtle. :wink:

    Subtle as a battleship.
  • Lovdiamnd
    Lovdiamnd Posts: 624 Member

    She's being subtle. :wink:

    Subtle as a battleship.
    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
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  • sukatx
    sukatx Posts: 103
    I've got a knack for creating Haiku on the fly so:

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    Show shrinking women and I
    Think "Total bull$hit"

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