MFP Cheesy Poetry Thread

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  • mister_universe
    mister_universe Posts: 6,664 Member
    Grow old with me, my darling stay
    Beside me as we walk our way
    Through life's uncertainties. Be my light
    Through stormy days and dark of night

    You are my half, you make me whole,
    You are the mirror of my soul.
    Without you, life would make no sense
    Between us there is no pretense

    You know my thoughts before I speak
    You lend me strength when I am weak
    You tell me things I need to hear
    And, even then, you hold me dear

    Grow old with me, my darling stay
    I need you more and more each day
    Grow old with me, my heart implores
    We'll live in love forevermore

    ^Janet Yaeger, I think.
  • mister_universe
    mister_universe Posts: 6,664 Member
    The rise, the fall, the breast so fair
    draped in long, dark silken hair
    Femininity wrapped before my eyes
    yet beneath lies bonding prize

    Lust, hot passions in me arise
    some men these feelings do despise
    These embrace I, on thy behalf
    nobler lies not in our path

    Clarity, love, each unyielding
    tears fervently at silken shielding
    Treasures, tastes, much adoration
    these bring forth our mighty nation

    Searching, yearning, yes, reaffirming
    each unspoken and yet binding;
    Laughter, softness, unburdening joy
    all this means that I'm a boy :)

    Worry not for lust unbridled
    these, despised, are for those unsettled
    Fruits of such twixt us, be blessed
    indeed each yields us happiness

    Celebrate, no wait! Give more!
    show this, thy love whom you adore
    Hold not back; give free, give much
    to him who yearns thy healing touch

    Yearn, strive, ask of me more
    bind me to thee, I implore
    Of us, make but one, we two
    take all of me, as much of you

    Yet at last, though lingering, spent
    amongst thine shielding, torn and rent
    Swells anew within our breast
    emotion, trust, of nobles blest

    Clarity, mere love, gives way
    whilst lust retreats to yonder day
    Left here, with us, amongst the threads
    lies purpose of anointed beds

    Birthed of divinity, birthed of body
    lies there naught to perceive as naughty
    Found is charity 'tween me and thee
    in such a place man hopes it be

    Renewing of simple man, this way
    builds them for less fortunate day
    As treasures, passions, each doth fail
    whilst remains love's holiest grail

    - Me.
  • @RR - beautiful poetry.

    Now... Lets bang!
  • Jerrypeoples
    Jerrypeoples Posts: 1,541 Member
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  • Lovdiamnd
    Lovdiamnd Posts: 624 Member
    @RR - beautiful poetry.

    Now... Lets bang!

    :huh: :ohwell:
  • mister_universe
    mister_universe Posts: 6,664 Member
    I want to die while you love me,
    While yet you hold me fair,
    While laughter lies upon my lips
    And lights are in my hair.

    I want to die while you love me,
    And bear to that still bed,
    Your kisses, turbulent, unspent,
    To warm me when I'm dead.
    I want to die while you love me,
    Oh, who would care to live
    Till love has nothing more to ask
    And nothing more to give!
    I want to die while you love me
    And never, never see
    The glory of this perfect day
    Grow dim or cease to be.

    ^Georgia Douglas Johnson
  • mister_universe
    mister_universe Posts: 6,664 Member
    @RR - beautiful poetry.

    Now... Lets bang!

    :huh: :ohwell:

    She's being subtle. :wink:
  • xvxCelticWandererxvx
    xvxCelticWandererxvx Posts: 2,890 Member

    She's being subtle. :wink:

    Subtle as a battleship.
  • Lovdiamnd
    Lovdiamnd Posts: 624 Member

    She's being subtle. :wink:

    Subtle as a battleship.
    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
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  • sukatx
    sukatx Posts: 103
    I've got a knack for creating Haiku on the fly so:

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    Think "Total bull$hit"
  • mister_universe
    mister_universe Posts: 6,664 Member
    I've got a knack for creating Haiku on the fly so:

    Ads in the sidebar
    Show shrinking women and I
    Think "Total bull$hit"

    :bigsmile:
  • SmartWhatever
    SmartWhatever Posts: 718 Member
    Roses are red,
    Violets are blue,
    Does this rag,
    Smell like chloroform to you?

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  • ScottyNoHotty
    ScottyNoHotty Posts: 1,954 Member
    Roses love sunshine,
    Violets love dew,
    I have a gun,
    Now get in my van.
  • littlelaura
    littlelaura Posts: 1,028 Member
    Phenomenal Woman



    Pretty women wonder where my secret lies.
    I'm not cute or built to suit a fashion model's size
    But when I start to tell them,
    They think I'm telling lies.
    I say,
    It's in the reach of my arms
    The span of my hips,
    The stride of my step,
    The curl of my lips.
    I'm a woman
    Phenomenally.
    Phenomenal woman,
    That's me.

    I walk into a room
    Just as cool as you please,
    And to a man,
    The fellows stand or
    Fall down on their knees.
    Then they swarm around me,
    A hive of honey bees.
    I say,
    It's the fire in my eyes,
    And the flash of my teeth,
    The swing in my waist,
    And the joy in my feet.
    I'm a woman
    Phenomenally.
    Phenomenal woman,
    That's me.

    Men themselves have wondered
    What they see in me.
    They try so much
    But they can't touch
    My inner mystery.
    When I try to show them
    They say they still can't see.
    I say,
    It's in the arch of my back,
    The sun of my smile,
    The ride of my breasts,
    The grace of my style.
    I'm a woman

    Phenomenally.
    Phenomenal woman,
    That's me.

    Now you understand
    Just why my head's not bowed.
    I don't shout or jump about
    Or have to talk real loud.
    When you see me passing
    It ought to make you proud.
    I say,
    It's in the click of my heels,
    The bend of my hair,
    the palm of my hand,
    The need of my care,
    'Cause I'm a woman
    Phenomenally.
    Phenomenal woman,
    That's me.


    Maya Angelou
  • mister_universe
    mister_universe Posts: 6,664 Member
    Phenomenal Woman



    Pretty women wonder where my secret lies.
    I'm not cute or built to suit a fashion model's size
    But when I start to tell them,
    They think I'm telling lies.
    I say,
    It's in the reach of my arms
    The span of my hips,
    The stride of my step,
    The curl of my lips.
    I'm a woman
    Phenomenally.
    Phenomenal woman,
    That's me.

    I walk into a room
    Just as cool as you please,
    And to a man,
    The fellows stand or
    Fall down on their knees.
    Then they swarm around me,
    A hive of honey bees.
    I say,
    It's the fire in my eyes,
    And the flash of my teeth,
    The swing in my waist,
    And the joy in my feet.
    I'm a woman
    Phenomenally.
    Phenomenal woman,
    That's me.

    Men themselves have wondered
    What they see in me.
    They try so much
    But they can't touch
    My inner mystery.
    When I try to show them
    They say they still can't see.
    I say,
    It's in the arch of my back,
    The sun of my smile,
    The ride of my breasts,
    The grace of my style.
    I'm a woman

    Phenomenally.
    Phenomenal woman,
    That's me.

    Now you understand
    Just why my head's not bowed.
    I don't shout or jump about
    Or have to talk real loud.
    When you see me passing
    It ought to make you proud.
    I say,
    It's in the click of my heels,
    The bend of my hair,
    the palm of my hand,
    The need of my care,
    'Cause I'm a woman
    Phenomenally.
    Phenomenal woman,
    That's me.


    Maya Angelou

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  • littlelaura
    littlelaura Posts: 1,028 Member
    :blushing: ty wish I wrote, I sure do love it because I definitely that way.
  • mister_universe
    mister_universe Posts: 6,664 Member
    :blushing: ty wish I wrote, I sure do love it because I definitely that way.

    I have a HUGE thing for strong women. Major turn on for me.
  • bumblebums
    bumblebums Posts: 2,181 Member
    once a chica who was known as bynsky
    was feeling a little bit frisky
    but she was stuck in a cube
    and all out of lube
    while wishing for bottles of whisky

    Finally, a limerick!
  • hez76
    hez76 Posts: 10 Member
    the Chihuahua is hysterically disturbing....lol