Protein farts!

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  • CoachReddy
    CoachReddy Posts: 3,949 Member
    try egg protein. you don't know bad till you're using egg protein instead of whey
    I don't use whey anymore. I went vegan so egg isn't an option.
    good for you! i actually recently switched to pea protein myself. :)
  • mireyap21
    mireyap21 Posts: 72 Member
    ugh i noticed more gas then usual! I hate it when i get most gassy at the wrong times -_-
  • preservation666
    preservation666 Posts: 33 Member
    Hazard of a high protein diet. My boyfriend is like, OMG STOP! But then I tell him that's how I show my affection and not to resist my methane cuddles. Then I give him a romantic dutch oven and slap him on the *kitten*.

    im laughing so much at this because i would do the exact same! who said romance is dead.
  • preservation666
    preservation666 Posts: 33 Member
    ive started high protein too and i farted enough without the protein but i just proudly shout at my friends and family i made you a present or you just shout can you smell popcorn so you are not the only one smelling the awesomness....im one classy chick
  • celtbell3
    celtbell3 Posts: 738 Member
    I obviously am not eating enough protein as I do not have this problem. :laugh:
  • thefithuntress
    thefithuntress Posts: 19 Member
    The trick is to have a significant other who also loves fitness. Then you can fart together. :flowerforyou:
  • uncbluci
    uncbluci Posts: 31 Member
    I had this issue when I was on the protein powders, it was totally, utterly obnoxious, never known such a stench.
    It really seemed to come into it's own when I was jogging on the treadmill or on the elliptical. Smell of rotten eggs, basically. I was also having a lot of fish, cottage cheese and eggs at that time, and the issue has not been there since I cut the protein powder and some of the fish I was having. I don't think loads of protein is necessarily a good thing if the body cannot deal with processing it all.

    What kind of protein powder? It might be the whey
  • BeckyAnne4
    BeckyAnne4 Posts: 143 Member
    Hazard of a high protein diet. My boyfriend is like, OMG STOP! But then I tell him that's how I show my affection and not to resist my methane cuddles. Then I give him a romantic dutch oven and slap him on the *kitten*.



    LMFAO! i foresee the use of the term "methane cuddles" entering my vocabulary.....
  • mojohowitz
    mojohowitz Posts: 900 Member
    Fiber One bars will usually fix any gas issues you may have. Seriously, eat two for lunch. ;)
  • JisatsuHoshi
    JisatsuHoshi Posts: 421 Member
    Silent but deadly...
  • grantdumas7
    grantdumas7 Posts: 802 Member
    Try digestive enzymes.
  • SlimJanette
    SlimJanette Posts: 597 Member
    Tell your spouse it is your intestines blowing them a kiss...:laugh:
  • lkplibra
    lkplibra Posts: 147 Member
    Fiber One bars will usually fix any gas issues you may have. Seriously, eat two for lunch. ;)

    Well played...
  • SlimJanette
    SlimJanette Posts: 597 Member
    Hazard of a high protein diet. My boyfriend is like, OMG STOP! But then I tell him that's how I show my affection and not to resist my methane cuddles. Then I give him a romantic dutch oven and slap him on the *kitten*.

    OMG, I burst out laughing...so funny!
  • djkronyx
    djkronyx Posts: 77 Member
    What is this phenom you speak of?!? You just gave me motivation to increase my protein intake that much more :)
  • TrinaJ11
    TrinaJ11 Posts: 159 Member
    LOL seeing the title of this thread was enough to make me giggle. Been there done that LOL
  • Candi_land
    Candi_land Posts: 1,311 Member
    I eat a lot of protein and am proud of my raunchy farts.
  • Sublimely_Self_Righteous
    Sublimely_Self_Righteous Posts: 429 Member
    Why would you want to get rid of it?
  • highmaintnance
    highmaintnance Posts: 215 Member
    Hazard of a high protein diet. My boyfriend is like, OMG STOP! But then I tell him that's how I show my affection and not to resist my methane cuddles. Then I give him a romantic dutch oven and slap him on the *kitten*.


    ^^^:laugh: :laugh: :drinker:
  • dellis83
    dellis83 Posts: 20 Member
    Hazard of a high protein diet. My boyfriend is like, OMG STOP! But then I tell him that's how I show my affection and not to resist my methane cuddles. Then I give him a romantic dutch oven and slap him on the *kitten*.

    Best forum post ever.
  • gingabebe
    gingabebe Posts: 165 Member
    Fiber One bars will usually fix any gas issues you may have. Seriously, eat two for lunch. ;)

    Well played...

    My husband's work has Fiber Fridays, someone brings in a super big box of Fiber Ones from Sam's and they share their farts with everyone on the loud speaker.
  • funforsports
    funforsports Posts: 2,656 Member
    I thought that was the reason we ate so much protein. Am I missing something?
  • abab1212
    abab1212 Posts: 1 Member
    Does anyone know how to reduce the potency of this legendary gas?

    The best way is probably to just keep pounding down the protein, even increase it a little. Eventually, once your kidneys fail, you won't have to worry about the gas any more. Easy.
  • JanMarie2BHealthy
    JanMarie2BHealthy Posts: 159 Member
    LIGHT A MATCH


    Almost lost my 8th glass of water out of my nose on this one....NOW I know I'm tired and going to bed as this struck me incredibly funny. Have a good night all and tomorrow is another day to work on your goals.
  • ex11b90
    ex11b90 Posts: 57 Member
    As we all know the best farts are SBDs, if that's what ya got ya should be riding in ALOT of elevators, nothin like droppin that bomb as you exit!!!!
  • MeeLee1980
    MeeLee1980 Posts: 1 Member
    You're taking more protein than your body can process.
    Either reduce protein intake, or take additional nutrition to increase your body's capacity to take in / metabolize protein.

    Alternatively, you can take ProBiotic yoghurt, they will not increase your protein intake, however they might help reduce the effects somewhat, by breaking down remaining protein/energy in the waste.

    You could also try to find protein drinks with less sugar. An overconsumption of sugar also leads to gastritits, and could make your farts more smelly.
  • myrandomstuff
    myrandomstuff Posts: 1 Member
    @mojohowitz - you are telling them to eat fiber one bars to resolve the issue? You are evil sir...dastardly evil
  • JoRocka
    JoRocka Posts: 17,525 Member
    Hazard of a high protein diet. My boyfriend is like, OMG STOP! But then I tell him that's how I show my affection and not to resist my methane cuddles. Then I give him a romantic dutch oven and slap him on the *kitten*.

    girl after my own heart.
  • mewilms628
    mewilms628 Posts: 2 Member
    This got me giggling, mostly because I've been there. I suffer with digestive issues, always have, always will. One thing that I found helps with gas, bloating and general abdominal discomfort it probiotics. I take it with breakfast and feel great all day.
  • mewilms628
    mewilms628 Posts: 2 Member
    This got me giggling, mostly because I've been there. I suffer with digestive issues, always have, always will. One thing that I found helps with gas, bloating and general abdominal discomfort it probiotics. I take it with breakfast and feel great all day.
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