Protein farts!

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  • grantdumas7
    grantdumas7 Posts: 802 Member
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    Try digestive enzymes.
  • SlimJanette
    SlimJanette Posts: 597 Member
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    Tell your spouse it is your intestines blowing them a kiss...:laugh:
  • lkplibra
    lkplibra Posts: 147 Member
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    Fiber One bars will usually fix any gas issues you may have. Seriously, eat two for lunch. ;)

    Well played...
  • SlimJanette
    SlimJanette Posts: 597 Member
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    Hazard of a high protein diet. My boyfriend is like, OMG STOP! But then I tell him that's how I show my affection and not to resist my methane cuddles. Then I give him a romantic dutch oven and slap him on the *kitten*.

    OMG, I burst out laughing...so funny!
  • djkronyx
    djkronyx Posts: 77 Member
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    What is this phenom you speak of?!? You just gave me motivation to increase my protein intake that much more :)
  • TrinaJ11
    TrinaJ11 Posts: 159 Member
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    LOL seeing the title of this thread was enough to make me giggle. Been there done that LOL
  • Candi_land
    Candi_land Posts: 1,311 Member
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    I eat a lot of protein and am proud of my raunchy farts.
  • Sublimely_Self_Righteous
    Sublimely_Self_Righteous Posts: 429
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    Why would you want to get rid of it?
  • highmaintnance
    highmaintnance Posts: 215 Member
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    Hazard of a high protein diet. My boyfriend is like, OMG STOP! But then I tell him that's how I show my affection and not to resist my methane cuddles. Then I give him a romantic dutch oven and slap him on the *kitten*.


    ^^^:laugh: :laugh: :drinker:
  • dellis83
    dellis83 Posts: 20 Member
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    Hazard of a high protein diet. My boyfriend is like, OMG STOP! But then I tell him that's how I show my affection and not to resist my methane cuddles. Then I give him a romantic dutch oven and slap him on the *kitten*.

    Best forum post ever.
  • gingabebe
    gingabebe Posts: 165 Member
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    Fiber One bars will usually fix any gas issues you may have. Seriously, eat two for lunch. ;)

    Well played...

    My husband's work has Fiber Fridays, someone brings in a super big box of Fiber Ones from Sam's and they share their farts with everyone on the loud speaker.
  • funforsports
    funforsports Posts: 2,656 Member
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    I thought that was the reason we ate so much protein. Am I missing something?
  • abab1212
    abab1212 Posts: 1
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    Does anyone know how to reduce the potency of this legendary gas?

    The best way is probably to just keep pounding down the protein, even increase it a little. Eventually, once your kidneys fail, you won't have to worry about the gas any more. Easy.
  • JanMarie2BHealthy
    JanMarie2BHealthy Posts: 159
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    LIGHT A MATCH


    Almost lost my 8th glass of water out of my nose on this one....NOW I know I'm tired and going to bed as this struck me incredibly funny. Have a good night all and tomorrow is another day to work on your goals.
  • ex11b90
    ex11b90 Posts: 57 Member
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    As we all know the best farts are SBDs, if that's what ya got ya should be riding in ALOT of elevators, nothin like droppin that bomb as you exit!!!!
  • MeeLee1980
    MeeLee1980 Posts: 1
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    You're taking more protein than your body can process.
    Either reduce protein intake, or take additional nutrition to increase your body's capacity to take in / metabolize protein.

    Alternatively, you can take ProBiotic yoghurt, they will not increase your protein intake, however they might help reduce the effects somewhat, by breaking down remaining protein/energy in the waste.

    You could also try to find protein drinks with less sugar. An overconsumption of sugar also leads to gastritits, and could make your farts more smelly.
  • myrandomstuff
    myrandomstuff Posts: 1
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    @mojohowitz - you are telling them to eat fiber one bars to resolve the issue? You are evil sir...dastardly evil
  • JoRocka
    JoRocka Posts: 17,525 Member
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    Hazard of a high protein diet. My boyfriend is like, OMG STOP! But then I tell him that's how I show my affection and not to resist my methane cuddles. Then I give him a romantic dutch oven and slap him on the *kitten*.

    girl after my own heart.
  • mewilms628
    mewilms628 Posts: 2 Member
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    This got me giggling, mostly because I've been there. I suffer with digestive issues, always have, always will. One thing that I found helps with gas, bloating and general abdominal discomfort it probiotics. I take it with breakfast and feel great all day.
  • mewilms628
    mewilms628 Posts: 2 Member
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    This got me giggling, mostly because I've been there. I suffer with digestive issues, always have, always will. One thing that I found helps with gas, bloating and general abdominal discomfort it probiotics. I take it with breakfast and feel great all day.

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